Double Deuce podcast

Doing this one in the early morning! Will's waking up, Nelson's getting ready for bed, but we're still bringing the heat! The Notes: Morning Deuce! Special guest Ollie! We hear from the youth! Fudgy Bottom! Ice cream cone for breakfast! The ol' double fudgy bottom! Confectionary crime! 911 is a joke in Fudgy Bottom! Toolbox chat! This one's for the dads! Toolbox of Love! Pocket nails and screws! O...

Getting' our Sunday night zoom on! The Notes: Make sure not to miss our live show on 12/20! Just like our pubes! Drive the same kind of car a witch drives! Can't fly a broom in the rain! Sports Corner! The ultimate NWSL championship match is so close to happening we can taste it! Po-ta-toes! Don't put all your eggs in one potato basket! Diversify your food portfolio, Seamus! We need an Ireland exp...

Post-Halloween zoom! The Notes: Episode 469 (nice)! The sexiest episode! Come get your holiday live show on, 12/20 at Blade & Timber! Applebee's continues to pay the price for crossing us! Happy 9 years of Deucing (11/1/2015 to 11/3/2024)! Stop putting your fingers on your mother's balls! We are pro-big hat and anti-choker, we don't try to hide from the issues here! A little quick election talk! Q...

Lazy afternoon zooming. The Notes: Ollie is here! Will is Waldo, but he's too old to hide! Your boobs, two awesome watermelons! Live Holiday Show, Friday 12/20, 7pm, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Are we bad at business!? So salty! Whip creaming your goats! Remember kids, always ask the petting zoo for permission first! Serial killers, they're just like us! Haley Joel Osment Corner! We help wi...

Late, post-WNBA championship zoom! The Notes: We are dream stars! Fight or flight, or fawn, or fetal!? Vulnerable steel! Nelson's sexy new pan! Is a cast iron skillet sexy, yea or nay!? The pan that built America! Will's Dustbowl spank bank! Will vs Tom Joad! Will's slow motion Dustbowl death! Drunk director vs tree! John Steinbeck would have been sad! Talkin' about that spaghetti! Pasta porn! Dus...

2 zooms in one night bad notes time! The Notes: Will is a box wino! Will is the famed snake hunter of Terre Haute! Nelson's dad was a snake-wranglin man! Does your zombie apocalypse squad need a playwright!? Independence Day 2 is not great, man! How do you let President Lone Star go out like a bitch!? Will's attempts at nerd fellowship are thwarted! The dangers of short term memory issues in a fan...

Football season zooming! The Notes: Nelson is distracted! Nelson is in a Cowboys-themed hell of his own devising! Put the jetpack dancers in the Superbowl halftime show, you cowards! Double Dragon was based on a true story! Is your management style more Billy or Jimmy!? Will's yoga misconceptions! Top 5 Worst Animals to Put Leg Warmers On! Amateur enthusiast zookeepers! One thing about Nelson is h...

Recorded this right after the last one, 2 in one night, so the notes aren't great. You know the drill. The Notes: Top 5 September 29th Occurrences! The Last Hot Dino Summer! Will likes a wet dino! That's a bad dino pool party! The workbooks are coming, we swear! Will also likes a wet He-man! What does He-Man smell like!? We're writing He-man erotica! Don't roll full stank out in the world! Contact...

Getting a little weird on the zoom. The Notes: Nelson doesn't have leather driving gloves! The stressful world of high society heisting is not a place for romance! Who's trying to be out there heisting in a Star War!? Danger Turducken! D&D DM's advice for love and lovemaking! Why doesn't anyone ask Will for lovemaking tips? Will's Top 5 Lovemaking Tips! Hollywood movie magic! Nelson was in a coupl...

Long football Sunday zoom. The Notes: Our love for you runs all year long! Desi Arnaz, drummer vs Desi Arnaz, husband! The 'ol double brown! What can double brown do for you! He was a vanilla fella! Romance is impossible when you're sloughing! Will's sloughing face is a horror to behold, listeners! No matter what you're sloughing, the face remains the same! Will's Top 5 Wars He Doesn't Want to Fig...

Opening Sunday of football zoom! The Notes (I'll level with you, they're not great): Will's struggle vs the episode numbers continues! Will calls out his mother's frugality! Lil' dainty bags of tea you steep! I just rawdogged my tea (oh my, oh me)! Nelson messes with Texas! We're talking Rings of Power season 2 (we say just skip ahead a little if you don't want spoilers, but honestly just get caug...

Doing that 2 episodes in one afternoon thing, which means these notes ain't great. The Notes: It's still personal! 2 Double Deuce 2 Bsement! #WillsWorstAnalogy! Hashtag editing! Everything that killed Ernest Hemingway! Will saw a show (with a personal connection)! What we're watching! Will is watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself! Ollie turned 9 last week and drops in with an important message for liste...

Back in person after all that zooming! The Notes: This time it's personal (in person)! Coming at you live from Will's basement! Ollie got Star Wars Legos for his birthday! Back in our day, Star Wars toys were a subsistence economy! Will's VR Lawrence report! Will is an elven assassin! False assassin advertising! Will's got that deer urine on him! Will is making it awkward! Nelson is Mr. Handsome!...

Zooming it out with special drop in by Ollie! The Notes: Ollie brings us in! Ollie has been licking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles again! Robert Plant's Road Less Traveled! More power please! Favorite poems! Faded love and stolen hams! Nerd poetry! Love is complicated, like Pathfinder! Them plusses get plussier! Plussy vs Ferguson! We watched some movies! Will watched Alien: Romulus! Where were the...

Zooming with Ollie! The Notes: Boy zoomies! Burger trains! Don't be afraid of salt, Fritz! New car Sunday! Mo new car mo problems! Nelson's brain is rebooting! Questions with Ollie! The real cause of the Great War! The answer to most questions is Will's mom! Orthodontics in your 40's is living the dream! Ex-Mayor radio! We have a potential future guest! Hot dates with bears (animal)! How to initia...

Zooming it. Nelson wasn't feeling great, so sorry for the lackluster notes. The Lackluster Notes: It's Olympics time! Will's college apartment was like the Olympics! Will likes to poke around in those brains! You don't want those balls on you! We like a good ball smack! Will is our House of the Dragon correspondent! What are we watching! Thoughts on the new Time Bandits! Will is trapped by constru...

Too hot not to zoom! The Notes: Mysterious, misty, mid-450's! How the goblins go! Jesus never killed a balrog! Summer Curling 2: Electric Boogaloo! You can buy anything down on Electric Avenue! Electric Avenue is a young man's game! Will's ex-wife didn't appreciate German prostitutes! Nelson recommends Sunny on Apple! How to get a robot high! Nelson's criminal gang has the best snacks! Pretzel Tim...

Late night zoom, so Nelson is stoned! The Notes: Will's number guessing crossroads is approaching! Will is reviewing KC Fringe shows this year with Karate Sampson, and he's got the real shit for us! Will is obsessed with people liking him! Paraesthetically bad beer demands! St. Louis's racist pizza and baseball teams! Aside from the racist pizza, Mrs. Lincoln, how were the plays!? You can always h...

Zooming straight into your hearts! The Notes: Will is intense and constipated! This one is for the dyslexics! Ollie checks in to remind us about death! Growing coke nails for Summer Youth Theatre! The Legend of the Brown Brine lives on! Whale earwax! Perfect for cave lubrication! Bifocal gang! International I-70! Salting the earth at the McDonalds bathroom! Pew pew Punic! The Stuckey's of the Ital...

Post June rush zoomin'. The Notes: Will's got that echo in him! Will's music career is taking off! #IsPostMaloneCut?! Our money's on Stefan as the fittest Deuce listener! Congrats Europe on getting/staying less fascist! Jean Valjean, election surrogate! Will's got a house for Nelson's wheels! US politics is Nelson's marketing kryptonite! Will's new corner! How much blood and gore is Will watching!...

Zoomed 2 weeks ago to be ready for the Live Show and Will's birthday, second show, bad notes, you know the drill! The Notes: We're time travel nonsense-ing from the future past again! What a live show last week (we hope)! The lizard people learn that the greatest weapon is patience! Beastmaster vs beast people! Reminiscing about V and the diminishing returns of its sequels and reboots! V + Tremors...

Live from the beautiful upstairs at Blade and Timber in downtown Lawrence, Kansas with guests galore! Competition, democracy, fabulous prizes! What a mitzvah! The Notes (tbh it's a blur): Will breaks from tradition and Nelson is scared! Which of us is Double, which one is Deuce!? Fist tattoos! Will doesn't think Ireland has had cars for long, like they're recent, like divorce or the Good Friday Ag...

Father's Day zoom! The Notes: Live show next week, don't miss it! Nelson's headcanon! George Lucas science! Will's birthday in two weeks, don't miss it! Willy Wonka vs colonialism! Lord of the Flies! Sorry again, England! The smoking teacher's lounge! Old-timey laws! Gateway shoes! The flipflop to heroin pipeline! Ask a ninja! Internet dark ages and the golden age of silly little songs! Flannel t-...

Zooming again, and boy howdy did Nelson do a bad job taking notes! The Notes: Live Show in 2 weeks! We're the inspiration! Busker Fest Corner! Busks v Treats! Ollie got a new hat! Broadway baseball! Baseball hats and the treats that come within! Walking nachos! Pneumonia v nachos! Tuberculosis, ennui, and PTSD! Sports Corner! The US is good at cricket now! We've forgotten more about cricket than w...

Recorded in person (2nd one of the night, ruh-roh!) with special guests: our lawyer Matt "Spicy Beef" Gaus, Jacqueline Grunau, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd! The Notes (such as they are): In the Memorial Day future past! Happy birthday, Nelson! James Van Der Beek learned everything he knows from Nelson! Nelson is not taking care of himself! Will's troubling cake ideas! Will is making a little moment! P...