Distractions

Real wide ranging ep this week as we discuss Armie Hammer, Brenna Thee Beach Bum, Mal's sensual experience with a Reeses cup, and a very potentially dangerous Girl, No.

We're back and we can't stop talking about Osmosis Jones?! Also, Mal is scent training, Drew got that ice cold vaccine, Brenna would totally sell her poop, and James crushes ice in the background.

The gals discuss scenarios that turn them into Karens, Mal vows to get herself a boyfriend in 2021, and Brenna gets herself put on the Air BnB no fly list.

We're back! It was a long winter break and boy do we have updates. Comin' at you with the Big Nell Energy!

The gals give Brenna a good old fashioned pump up before diving deep into Mal's DMs. Be sure to visit the dungeon on your way out!

The gals chill out and discuss Christmas plans, movies, and the perils of Instagram ads. 

Do the gals talk about diarrhea again? Why yes they do. But they also talk about bangs, butts, and bad posture.

The gals mentally prepare themselves for a weird thanksgiving. Also, Mal's in an exciting relationship with her colon, and Brenna is the best friend ever.

Well, it's been a crazier than expected couple of weeks, so the gals have a nice old fashioned debrief. 

No new ep this week, but we're here to calm your election night jitters with a special treat. Enjoy the best and craziest stories by the one, the only, THEE Mallory. Girl, Yes!

We got a long one! The gals chat about the impending apocalypse and *dramatic head turn* REBECCA before revisiting their embarrassing childhood selves.

The gals get into it this week. Brenna has psychic bad luck, Drew is a high school bully, Mal has her meat sticks, and everyone rolls out their Dr. Fauci impression.

The gals get sincere (but not too sincere) while they answer some important questions. Plus, a very fragrant Girl, No.

The Gals get real about diarrhea, haunted houses, and shadow people.

From Q Anon to moody nudes, the gals really run the gamut this week. 

The gals cover a lot of ground today, from the Mulan remake to ghosts to traumatizing pet stories. 

The gals are back together again! Brenna's had enough of her neighbors, Mal is Ace Ventura, and some very special surprise visitors visit the pod!

We're back and we brought desert pizzas! Tune in to hear the gals weigh in on bangs, boobs, and the fast approaching end of the world.

It's official, Brenna's daughter is spooky and we might as well accept it. Also, Drew is becoming her weirdest self, plus a very special birthday song.

Welcome back to 2010, where we only talk about Taylor Swift and Twilight.

Put your nursing bras on, cause we're back! The gals update each other on Brenna's overachieving right boob, Drew's new life as a lonely cemetery hunchback, and all the lying creeps that Mal has dated. Plus, burial preferences, at home haircuts, and Brenna's new barn boy ghost.  Thanks for tuning in and welcome back!

We're back! We talk about Brenna's psychic visions, toilet flumes, and whether or not social media is useful in any way. 

We got a long one! The gals get into it about quarantine routines, the perfect turkey sandwich, and the necessity of showering.

You are not going to BELIEVE how many times Agnes farts in Mal's mouth during this episode.

It's the 50th (plaid) episode of Distractions! We're back from our babymoon with guns a blazin'!  Listen to hear Conor Perry's exclusive podcast debut, Drew get legit angry at Agnes, and every's thoughts on body hair. Also, is this the first ever instance of someone switching sides while breastfeeding on a podcast? It's possible!