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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A feverish Tim powers through a very special Monday featuring sitcom bongs, an allegedly impaired political candidate, corpse abuse, a missing girl’s skull repurposed as pub décor, banana-based filth and the usual deeply regrettable listener interaction. ️ Remembering Papa Nut Ropes of Nut sponsors the […] The post Missing Girl...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Phantom furry pregnancies collide with a filthy stinkhole sermon, Mead Skelton submits photographic evidence of eternal youth, a congressman declares war on cameras, and Florida deploys Lamb Chop against unauthorized ropes of ejaculation. Anonymous Birthday Filth Worship the Stinkhole Mead Skelton’s Fountain of Hair Dye […] The...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim recovers weeks of “missing” voicemails from his spam folder, watches public transit diplomacy collapse, pitches luxury legal-sized bread and investigates wrinkle-resistant autism, drug-resistant rim-job diarrhea, criminal Shrek penis distribution and the deeply unfortunate life of a guinea pig named Mr. Gravy. Tim Versus Technolo...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim salutes departed food-bucket prophet Jim Bakker, watches Meade Skelton discover the blessings of lifelong rejection and visits three remarkable workplaces involving crotch birds, elevator urine and a fake substitute teacher terrorizing teenagers. Distorted View Goes to NYU Great Moments in Obsessive Compulsion Farewell to [&#8230...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim heads north for emergency maternal iPhone support while the show digs up a 2018 classic featuring simulated schizophrenia, royal race panic, an eight-pound gravy chicken, New York’s traveling poop and a millionaire who built his empire one fake dog testicle at a time. Emergency […] The post Elephant Receives Watermelon-Size...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Pastor Manning explains his long-legged MacDaddy scholarship, a Jesse Lee Peterson guest flees the studio, the Stinky Foot Show unloads an entire season of fetishes at once, and three terrible decisions involve a pony, a highway haircut and a mechanical penis. Great Moments in Beauty […] The post It’s Taint-Tober! Plus: The Sti...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A former Wheel of Fortune announcer allegedly moonlights in the world’s least family-friendly radio format, Galileo 2333 defends Mr. Wizard from imaginary persecution, and Florida delivers a drunken YouTuber plus a toddler carrying an extremely used “present.” Opening Neighborhood Diplomacy A woman picking rhubarb in […] The po...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A penis devours breakfast through the wrong entrance, three public meltdowns terrorize innocent bystanders, Florida delivers two separate displays of public vagina, and Popeyes introduces a deeply unwanted condom-style chicken coating. Great Moments in Video Game Livestreams A Breakfast Sandwich Enters the Urethra The Skunk […]...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Norman Wicks upgrades his homelessness to a suspicious ambulance-van, Meade forgets to remember 9/11 on schedule, a dolphin bullies fish into vomiting lunch, and fraternity pledges marinate inside a humid basement full of condiments and mystery fluids. Opening Chaos Norman Wicks and the Emergency Ambulance-Van […] The post Bubb...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Meade Monday returns with three defensive emails, a Christian virgin hunt disguised as church attendance, fraudulent spiritual penises, an alleged toddler fight club, and a Texas mother reportedly offering her newborn to a stranger with all the paperwork included. Opening Chaos Jem and the Holograms […] The post Would You Eat P...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters the luxury world of pus-and-decay perfume, Booty protects his irresistible meat tits, and a Florida bedtime fart allegedly becomes a felony. Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the […] The post Rotten Meat, Pus, and V...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions around minors, and Olympic rowers prepare to share a river with hundreds of crocodiles. Opening Chaos The show begins with a romantic anthem for men […] The post Sissy Boy...

Episode Summary The FBI’s newly revised hiring rules return for an uncomfortable encore, Harley Foster becomes a screaming one-person internet disaster, a Florida mother allegedly limits incest to a tasteful hundred encounters, and deodorant nearly defeats another Florida driver. FBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/kash-patel-defends-new-fbi-p...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shawty loses a client, abandons sobriety, skips the condom and collapses her professional-grade sex bed; a land surveyor weaponizes “5G” against a conspiracy Karen; and a nine-year-old allegedly transforms twenty dollars of YouTube advertising into a six-figure corporate expense. Chocolate Milk Street Warfare Tim’s [&#823...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for predators, and a bowel-challenged athlete leaves her mark on competitive fitness. Caldeciville’s Community Calendar Winter booster shots arrive for the [&#8...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy. [&#...

Episode Summary A fake 9/11 tearjerker gets dragged into the light, Meade serenades a 16-year-old before receiving absolute silence, Florida men weaponize beef sticks, Florida woman deploys a poop bucket, and one caller forces Tim to calculate whether a human can ejaculate one million times. The Timmy Boo 9/11 Truth Squad Meade’s National Tragedy Collection […] The post Florida Woman Deploys...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week continues with Meade Skelton trivia nobody requested, alleged TikTok disorder cosplay, the future premier of Manitoba rapping about stank bitches, a rejected bar creep detonating emotionally, Taco Bell warfare, Elizabeth Holmes staring directly into Nathan Fielder’s soul, and Ukrainian cam performers [&#823...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying chaos, a suitcase murder, toe-sucking hospital filth, and an elderly woman weaponizing a parrot against her neighbors. In other words, a very relaxing […] The post Goo...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s […] The post Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve th...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted […] The post Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A C...

Episode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell, gay A.I. Mead Skelton busting nuts for a birthday sponsorship, satanic Dolly paranoia, big-ass sermonizing, Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, George Santos getting tossed off Kalshi, and yet another fertility […] The pos...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a crusty old best-of packed with gamer meltdowns, pizza-commercial lunatics, Jesse Lee Peterson nonsense, public sex goblins, and the […] The post Assman Returns While Tim...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air trying and failing to convince us he was only pretending to be a disgusting goblin, and a Steak ’n Shake employee who […] The post Dad Wore Panties, Ate Poop, And Lost Hi...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulpit poison into holy-roller rage, cat-owner insanity, Target accidentally reinventing blackface, and a full-grown woman allegedly scamming a family by roleplaying as an autistic child. Basically, a normal day in hell. Opening Chaos ⛪ Holy Rage and […] Th...