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jussie and karamo dating, making a new upstate friend, the scariest bug i've ever seen landing next to me, a skanky white bean stew, how to relieve tennis elbow, tuscon az friends unexpectedly descending upon beacon ny, upstate art weekend at 'the campus,' meeting my friend's baby for the first time, hiding from my old billionaire boss, the sheep detectives, how to reheat rotisserie chicken, a new...

a surprising turkey sandwich in Germantown, a devastating visit to the mechanic for my NYS inspection, showing a bestie around Beacon before going to NJ for a pool party/RAILS/townie sports bar situation, dissecting the Knicks hysteria to the Nth degree, driving to Jasmine from The Valley's wedding venue on my way home ( stalking; illegal) , and sooo much more! <3

aka Pleasure Systems comes on the pod to discuss: his new album, an AI musician ripping off his song two days before it's release, madonna's new singles, the movie Michael, the trailer for Whalefall with josh brolin, the Tony awards, talking to celebs and not knowing who they are, getting too close with the owner of the liquor store, fire island in the winter, forgetting your bodega guys names for...

the origin of Bandsplain podcast and it's theme song, our first concerts, ballet classes, Criminal Minds, extensive Taco Bell tea, the classic NY vs LA conversation, Mother Mary review, charli xcx's 'rock music' comes up over and over again, but mostly chummy minutia that warms the heart and soul; real heads will absolutely ascend <3

the glorious nature of spring in upstate new york, being heartbroken by the discovery that the insta reel/tiktok sound byte "oh no no no" was a shangri la's song, live reviewing the aerosmith cover of said song, pitting two women (charli xcx and slayyyter) against each other, finding office furniture at a new jersey habitat for humanity ReStore, bourbon chicken at the palisades center mall, shoppi...

Buying kitchen gadgets (Le Creuset non stick skillet and Kitchenaid Japanese steel knife set full review), visiting Sarah Lawrence college for the Naomi Fry reading and randomly meeting an A Lister along the way, the Bargain Barn in Sharon Connecticut moving, trying to outsmart Wegman's frozen lasagna and Trader Joe's butter chicken with my new air fryer/toaster oven combo and failing miserably, a...

Two Hours

An unexpected jaunt to Poughkeepsie and Kingston, the restaurant Terrapin, joining the Bonvoy rewards program, an antique mirage, the Year In Review going absolutely viral, Kristen Cavallari's astrologist, regretting turning my instagram story replies back on, the season premier of RuPaul's Drag Race, Zohran's first days, realizing I wasn't born with the giant mole on my face, paying homage to toi...

a lengthy recap of my thanksgiving weekend in pastoral connecticut before i get into: epstein files released (?) anora sweep at oscar’s lady gaga album ‘mayhem’ james kennedy regrets posting pic with tate brothers mahmoud khalil detained wendy williams throws note from window cromwell hotel in vegas becoming the vanderpump hotel demna named creative director of gucci donatella versace resigns popp...

***if you want the tea in real time please subscribe to the patreon<3*** topics: making a movie deck, a letterboxd milestone, a butt dial sent from heaven, unsubscribing from raya, taking a chance on banana republic jeans online, having my first lobster roll of the summer in september, dog fashion show tea, a major segment on charlie kirk , TV/Movie Corner: (task, aka charlie sheen, weapons, dy...

topics: a quick jaunt to beacon ny, a harrowing encounter on the bench, a comically bad night of sleep, brushing teeth with hot vs. cold water, taco bell y2k menu, maura tierney on law and order, friend(dot)com subway ads, a deep dive into mariah carey's new album Here For It All, and i answer all your Questions <3

RIP d'angelo, the victoria's secret fashion show, a deep dive into "pop star academy: katseye" on netflix, i explore other k-pop groups and take them down one by one because k-pop is the mark of the devil etc, a lengthy retelling of my one ghost story, and i answer all your Questions on the topics of-- being a stepfather, queer youth using canes, ideal brand partnerships, job interview strategies,...

topics: new microphone and studio setup, a food pickup mixup, how to improve twitter, kecksberg pennsylvania 1965, a black amex sighting, TV Corner: drag race, AJLT, RHOC, always sunny, Too Much, a list of media i'm saving for my death bed or long hospital stay, and i answer all your Questions <3

topics: a landmark word game high score, new perfume update, road rage on flushing avenue, truncated domes, revisiting james charles v. trisha paytas, a police chase outside the funeral home, the laundromat getting rid of chairs, can you shower during a thunderstorm? , the new gay bar in prime williamsburg, my new fav tv show 'slow horses', skinwalker ranch, free pad thai while watching the fugiti...

topics: buying and installing ikea curtains that are too short, every detail of my connecticut and hudson valley trip (this is the entire episode; you won't want to miss it...), finalizing the pdf of my upcoming photo book, and i answer a bunch of Questions <3

topics: fixing the microphone, another trip to connecticut, in depth Buga Sphere analysis, update on the dire wolf found on skinwalker ranch, and just like that recap, queer love ultimatum season 2, andrew christian shuttering his doors, jeff lewis's exes getting married, volvo xc60 taking over the 240 in lifetime sales, accidental permanent leg hair removal, more mamdani stuff, an audio compariso...

topics: finding out that i do drop shipping, a lana del rey premonition, mourning dove fire escape egg update, trying out tactical sandals and settling for moccasins, a bald gay betrayal, revisiting the skaarsgard tea i spilled months ago..., getting some proof i needed about an insane neighbor, a tight 30 mins on the osama bin laden netflix doc/9/11/the war on terror, and i answer all your Questi...

topics: inadvertently starting the pod five years ago on lena dunham's birthday, buying an AMFM radio to keep myself company, the reframe beauty launch, apple losing in court to patreon, My Grand Tour (rochester ny, elmira ny, kent ct), Greenpoint Neighborhood Update (zoe kravitz and noah centino, my neighbor wearing a peloton shirt, a firm handshake from my landlord's daughter, lay's thai bbq chi...

Topics: new merch, ConEd turning my power turned off during met gala monday, how should celebs interpret the theme of Black Dandyism? , lena dunham's essay about leaving new york, marvin gaye's cross dressing father murdering him, The Rehearsal, a sensual moment in the mcdonald's drive thru, and i answer all your Questions (unbalanced friendships, what makes good car television, and a deep dive in...

i hop back in the booth to excruciatingly detail every day of my LA trip; lovers of minutiae will rejoice <3

topics: my new recording booth, gay guys changing their names after marriage, Speed 2, meghan markle netflix show, denise richards and her wild things, the rigged witch hunt of stacey on RHOP, proudly denying a raya referral, going defcon 3 on washable rugs, and of course so much more in between

topics: mixing hummus into vodka sauce, being street style photographed unbeknownst, the bullshit "why do rich people love quiet" Atlantic article i can't escape, but mostly i answer your Questions regarding: dating a man in prison, Anora, how to get your groove back, fav gaga era, formative television and movies, best cars for lesbians, single parenting, and truly so much more i honestly love you...

topics: dia beacon, the homeless guy on my block who will kill me within the year, drag race season 10, tiktok ban, carrie underwood, zyns, book recs, courtney love, fav breakfast, lunch, and dinner in nyc, is gay monogamy possible? , a bunch of car stuff, and i answer perhaps too many questions <3

topics: merch update, my upcoming LA trip, trying to figure out what's going on in our skies lately, extensive grammy's red carpet and award show recap, lady gaga's Abracadabra, leather LL bean boat and totes, a long island italian feast, instagram gripes, and a review of american sports story: aaron hernandez

topics: there are no topics... i answer 20 questions on the themes of love, career, jealousy, fast food, reality television, dentistry, crystals, high stakes social events, office jobs, defunct gay twitter slang; you prolly know the vibe etc