DesertRatz

We provide a commentary track for The Iron Giant for completely free so long as you already own the film or know where to stream it. Grab some pop corn sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

Yes even the British commit crimes when they can fit it in between tea and not going to the dentist. This crime just happens to be the biggest guest in UK history so cheerio or some crap like that. We got that, a new Grant discovery and everything in between. ENJOY RATZ!!

Its some how the episode we stay most on topic, we teased it last week and unlike Mcky D'eez nuts... we deliver. The origins, secrets and scandals of the kings and queen of fast food spots. Sit back, get some cancer causing food and ENJOY RATZ!1

What a tale we weave jumping from Grants sleep deprivation torture at the hands of a tit mouse, alien abductions, tail pooping and the origin story of McDonalds. We literally have it all this episode so sit back, relax and bah di bah bah bah ENJOY RATZ!!

Making fun of these loser turd Reich Austrian painter wannabes is not only our new favorite past time but its the easiest way to defeat these worms. So let's laugh at their demise and some other funny stories while the world burns so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

Grant is officially back and moved in and boy does he already have tales to tell, most importantly his new couch built by guess. Zach and Grant also discuss how to defeat racism, Grant gets a scam compliment sandwich and the Ratz play a little game to end it. Sit back in your cloud couch dupe and ENJOY RATZ!!

Ratz its been too long since we've had a new Rat on the show, luckily Camren Frisk is back and he got local legend Dillon Harmon to join. Childhood pets, video games, life lessons and homeless people not car jacking someone and more!! Sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

Ratz the day has FINALLY arrived, Grant is back and IN PERSON!!! You know he brought the ambassador via phone to celebrate and how did we celebrate well only by talking about Grant's harrowing Japan poops and Zach's journey to healing his inner child. You know the usual stuff so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

RATZ!!! Now more than ever we need all 12 of you still here to please donate or at least share the GoFundMe for Jerry Butler, the OG, Zach's Scorsese, the teacher who started it all, Zach's high school film teacher and personal hero. You'll get to here the full origin story and more but please share this link first https://gofund.me/fdbdbb65 AND ENJOY RATZ!!!

Discoveries have been made on this episode. Grant finally comes out and admits he's got no inner monologue!! Crazy right that he DOESNT have a voice in his head? Well luckily Zach has plenty and they are all fighting to give hot takes on Squid Games season 2 with Grant so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Our grandfathers fought and defeated the third reich and now all these years later we have to deal with the rise of the turd reich. Zach and Grant react to YET ANOTHER TIME SOMEONE IN TRUMPS CIRCLE HAS DONE SOME NAZI STUFF!!! They also have a grand old time discussing their newest brain rotting obsessions, Grants phone game and Zach's screaming Megatron video. Buckle up, grab some cheese, get read...

Who would've thought that the answer to all our problems, health care, wild fires, class disparity and racial issues would be to buy Canada and Greenland! According to ,two time God Emperor, Donald Trump its as easy as 1 trade deal..... Or else. Its not all doom and gloom Zach and Grant cover more fun parent stories and pointless what if scenarios. ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Pulling of toe nails, laying dawn the law of the sky or moving with broken bones our moms would devastate your moms in a battle. Don't believe us then I guess you'll have to hate listen along as we prove you wrong. Along the way you might get some giggles or learn a new conspiracy either way sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

The first DesertRatz new years Grant became clairvoyant and predicated a meteorite down to its location, slightly. The next year Zach veeeeeeeery loosely ballparked that whole Luigi excitement, practically ESP. So for this years new years episode you might wanna tell your friends to tune in you never know maybe Zachs call about Jan 15 comes true, Lakers fans place your bets and ENJOY RATZ HAPPY NE...

Merry Christmas Ratz!!! Due to holiday plans the episode was recorded a week early so in case aliens start the invasion between now and then that's why we are so cavalier about it. Its time to celebrate capitalism while feigning charity, get cozy with loved ones and spend a day where the end of the world is put on pause. Lets unwind, de-escalate, laugh and ENJOY RATZ!!!

Grant has more tales to tell about his trip to Japan including his harrowing in hindsight escape from South Korea. We also have our report card to read and the results will probably confuse you too, apparently parents love us and we were huge in 4 mystery countries. Stick around for more crazy stories, stupid jokes and some early Christmas spirit. ENJOY RATZ!!!

Back from Japan just in time to have the perfect alibi Grant Becker is officially back!!! In case you missed it a nice Italian man named Luigi threw Grant an epic coming home party that we talk all about including an even deeper dive into Grants Japanese Journey and how he is 4 tattoos closer to joining the Yakuza. Bow Down and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

In the future your children will find "that one Halloween pic you posted on Instagram then immediately deleted" and bully you for it or at least thats what our guest and friend of the show Camren Frisk is worried about!! But have no fear Ratz because we don't just roast our dads we also talk about "those" Germans and Camren's rising comedy career in Austin so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to our American Rats the two hosts included and in the tradition of turkey miracles or at least seeing friends and family on Thanksgiving and forcing them to tell you EVERYTHING it brings this Rat and friend great pleasure to welcome back GRANT BECKER!!!! You know him and love him and he's here to tell you everything about his Japan trip!!! Sit back, grab your left overs and ENJ...

I hope none of you hated the last solo episode because its time for round two!!! Zach had some guest troubles but have no fear all of his personalities Italian or otherwise came out to play. Its another episode chock full of the life stories of an idiot, the ambassador calls in, zachs teacher might be his time travelling girlfriend and SO MUCH MORE!!!! ENJOY RATZ!!! Serious note for those that act...

Ratz its the day of praise for the for the people who swear they hate thank yous but keep writing tell all books about ''their service'' to get made into a blockbuster, its Veterans Day!!! Zach, much like the vast majority of Vets, is all alone this Veterans day. THE FIRST SOLO EPISODE!!! But fear not because either the schizophrenia finally took hold or Zach's Uncle John of the fabled Star Wars R...

!!READ THE WARNING AT THE BOTTOM!! This election is all about one thing, more of the same so in celebration of that I present to you Ratz Zach's brother Andy Perkins!!!!! Just like his younger brother in every way except funnier and a "real vet." Join them as they debate the real issues in our country, Tom Clancy politics, Lord of The Rings black dwarves and one of the brothers shares real army st...

ALL HALLOWS EVE WAS.... yesterday but we got show favorite and friend Cade McCoy back to celebrate a little to late and reminisce about past and future Halloweens. Lets rank ways to get diabetes, talk about what David Goggins house is like on nights like these and just general insane ramblings. Lets get spooooooooky and ENJOY RATZ!!!! Special thanks to my good friend Meagan Mooney for providing th...

We got Camren Frisk back on the pod and no Zach is not puppeting his body and pumping his lungs to make Camren look like he's talking, not that any of you would be able to tell. Enjoy Camren's deep dive into his tortured artist psyche, Zach walk a fine line at a skatepark and more tales of childhood trauma. ENJOY RATZ!!!

No he's not just some homeless guy who sleeps right outside my door its my brother from another Rat mother, please God, Billy Marlow!!! Normally id add his insta handle buuuuut he doesn't have one so instead ill add his twitch link twitch.tv/somerandoman . Thats right we got a streamer Ratz but were aren't here for those stories we are here for the stories that make the streamer and all the embarr...