Derailed

Three hootin' and hollerin' hooligans talk about scaring kids on Halloween, riding Waymo, being mistaken for a poor, split floor plans, alternate units of measurement, throwing emo kids, listener shout-outs, having too much money, Snack vs Chef sexy talk, the best Pink Floyd song, and Slingblade sounding like Mr T. Also, Brad's traffic report, and a round of Real or Fake: White Rapper Edition. 

Three gentle men celebrate the greatest holiday in the history of the planet in the annual Halloween episode. They speak lovingly of a recent Halloween party, walking tacos, Soxing, doing the Macarena on a cruise ship, breakfast pizza, politicians approving messages, walking fast or fastly walking, Crystal Lake, cash register donations, food you wouldn't eat because of the name, the greatest Cheve...

Three side-eyeing service workers talk about haunted houses, ghost stories, acceptable things to hate, cute humans, handing out pretzels for Halloween, bracing for impact, a dodgeball story, 21 Jump Street, intentionally botching lines from TV and cinema, being obsessed with Corey Feldman, the price of appetizers, and the best Pearl Jam song of all time.

Three honorable hombres talk about being too manly to admit you have a cold, the best Rolling Stones song of all time, one-hit wonders of the 90s, calling things your jam, bluetooth burgers, Liberty Bibberty, finally finishing the Sopranos, holding hands in the popcorn bucket, movie lines that go hard, and play horror movie trivia.

Three well prepared party poopers talk about full voicemail inboxes, more reasons to never post on social media, AI sounding like T-Swift sounding like AI, the Wonka reality show, road construction, Big Italy charging more for less with their flatbread scheme, Blarf, hot honey being the new pumpkin spice, and a celebrity name pronunciation game. Also, this is episode 100. 

Three long limbed lumberjacks talk about the power of sauce, angry old people ordering sandwiches, Tom Brady's foul mouth, a well named wrestling coach, broccoli hair, why not to post on social media, flicking people off, and the best songs by a bunch of random artists. 

Three card carrying members talk about the best TV show Halloween episodes, hockey fight league, football costumes, problematic elements of Back to the Future, Big Dog, Brenda Cay, discovering new music at 30, times they almost died, Brad taking away Nick's compliment pants, and a game of music lyric trivia. 

Three lucky lefties talk about the best quick breakast options, one sandwich to rule them all, cold marinara, tire technology, old "facts" you believed as kids, urinal placement clarification, wiping, a bad bloody mary, 1000 cockroaches or 1 human, and a game of live audience or laugh track.

Three meddling kids talk about a trip out West, the world's worst urinal placement, school dropoff and pickup lines, being late the the Soprano's party, Skyzone, and being lame and in bed at 9:30 on a Saturday night. Plus, a Top 5 and a game of trivia.

Three virtual assistants enjoy a nice king sized Watchamacallit for breakfast, then talk about the Savannah Bananas, the Pillow Fighting Championship, making one rule change to fix a sport, what age group they would win 100% of fights against, Cyberleek, and 3 Top 5 lists about candy bars. 

Three throwbacks to a simpler time talk about the Shipwrecked doc on Netflix, Armored MMA, metal bands' choreographed stage movements, cake toppers, Marvel vs DC, the crime Nick got away with, getting served, and Runnit League. Plus, Hot Take Roulette returns.

Three accusers of the brethren return from a little vacay and discuss what's changed in the 2 years since the first podcast episode, a new reality show call "Nation's Dumbest", Whatchamacallits, the power of the word "Actually", attending WWE events, which song they can recite every word of if their lives depended on it, unnecessary instruction manuals, listening to bangers not played by Nick, flo...

This is the very first episode of Derailed, recorded back in 2024. Previously unreleased. These 3 charming chums have come a long way.

The original cast of 3 Ninjas reunite to talk about upcoming trips they've planned, luxury linen shorts, organically grown facial hair, taking people for granite, Brad branding butts, bird poop sent from God, amateur pro wrestling injuries, and theater nerds growing up to be cool.

Three fully poseable action figures rank alternative salads, talk the Keatons of Hollywood, rock horns and chocolate milk, cute people, diarrhea lettuce, lesser known funny lines from movies, Jimothy the raccoon, and play a game of Real or Fake: 80s glam metal edition. 

Three casual cosplayers talk about people getting mad at fireworks, The Weather Channel app, liking exactly 24 Pearl Jam songs, Bum Farto, Scheels parking, misheard lyrics, let me finish, raising the next generation of sh*tty bicyclists, and play Jingle on the Spot. 

Three college drop-ins talk about firework accidents, wildcats, Nick's trip to Aldi, Steiner math, Tom Green's new show, favorite TikTok creators, and summer parties. Also, the Top 5 4ths, and an "I Can Name" game.

Three smiley glad-hands talk about a trip to Wisconsin, using cruise control, a shaving mishap, what careers they're best suited for, bocce ball, the most versatile letter, and if we can Jurassic Park.

Three blind squirrels celebrate Father's Day by enjoying some delicious B and G (Shoutouts Dan G), revealing the results of 2 truths and a lie, making tornado sounds with their mouths, discuss Idiocracy, band tattoos, mutilating fireflies, Diane vs Rebecca, and Brad's foot traffic report. Plus, 4 dad-themed top 5 lists, and a dad-joke game.

Three unsung heroes recreate the latest TikTok trend, then discuss the NBA Finals, fighting Wemby, VH1 reality shows, and a blast from the past. Plus, two truths and a lie, and a Top 5 from Nick.

Three frequent shoppers talk about underrated life achievements, craft fairs, cigars and joints, the phone store, non-scary things from childhood that actually scared them, a punishment is paid, and a game of Real or Fake: Celebrity kid names edition. 

Three muscle-bound meatheads talk about shows that are filmed in the dark, closed caption describing music, Brandrisk fights, the greatest music video of all time, being overweight and out of shape, Chud the Builder, things that hurt so bad like banging your shin on a trailer hitch, a punishment gets paid off, and the DX chop coming back. Also, an anonymous friend story, and Brad's traffic report....

Three side quest saboteurs speak on commonly misunderstood song lyrics, kids on dirtbikes and 4 wheelers, names with the most derivatives, ordering a beer on screen, Alton Brown, popular sayings that aren't true, and the Top 5 list of sodas. Plus, a huge milestone is reached.

Three masked men talk about the Netflix MMA event, the Roast of Kevin Hart, what people read in the bathroom before smartphones, cleaning up after your dog before the workers show up, give shoutouts to Brandon, nut tap on a wedding day, Tim McGraw canceling, count-down parenting, and driving like an old man.

Three beacons of hope Talk about a local 5k, how weed has ruined everything, Nick's shower incident, being a Robinhood troll, the integrity of the show, being over the AI phase, why Brad likes Zach Bryan, And a game of Real or Fake: Tribute Band Edition.