Death by a Thousand Crits

The only thing keeping The Wanderer and her crew away from safety is the monstrous Captain Riveda. He's hell bent on securing the Lafkas Shard. Are Orren, Bryll, Bertram, and Mork strong enough to defeat this monster? Take a listen and find out in this story-driven, high stakes actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Allmylinks⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The Wanderer and her crew make it out of Skont as Capt. Orren has to make a hard decision, but they aren't out of danger yet. The Mermaid's Lament and her captain are closer than they think. What does Captain Riveda want? What danger does this pose for the crew?   Take a listen and find out in this story-driven, high stakes actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!   Follow the journey and...

Mama D has been stopped by the Arcshikari. What will Bertram, Mork, Bryll, and Orren do? Easy. Whatever it takes.   Take a listen and find out in this story-driven, high stakes actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Allmylinks⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Dice Legion Referral  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Link⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ : 10% Coupon Code: WOTLMAMA

The time has finally come to return to The Wanderer; however, Mork, Bryll, Bertram, and Orren seem to be having some trouble determining the best route to escape. Will they return safely without drawing attention from the Guardians and Arcshikari?   Take a listen and find out in this story-driven, high stakes actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with t...

Orren, Bryll, Bertram, and Mork seem to finally have a little bit of a respite before heading back to The Wanderer. Will the delicious donuts be enough to bolster their spirits or is this going to prove to be too much? Take a listen and find out in this story-driven, high stakes actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang  ⁠⁠⁠Allmylinks⁠⁠⁠ Dice...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if D&D Adventurers were in a reality TV show? Well you're in luck! Welcome to The Real Boatcrews of Orethane where the only things more important than adventure are rumors, drama, and more drama! Are you ready for it? Take a listen now! Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang https://allmylinks.com/deathbyathousandcrits   Dice Legio...

Orren, Bryll, Bertram, and Mork have finally reached the safehouse, but at what cost? Will they be able to rest?  Or is trouble still lurking in the shadows?  Take a listen and find out in this story-driven, high stakes actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang  ⁠⁠⁠Allmylinks⁠⁠⁠ Dice Legion Referral  ⁠⁠⁠Link⁠⁠⁠ : 10% Coupon Code: WOTLMAMA

Join me, Dante Longoria, your kind and loving Dungeon Master, as I wax poetic about finding out stride as a podcast and the difficulties of learning how to edit our show to make it the best experience possible for you all. Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang https://allmylinks.com/deathbyathousandcrits   Dice Legion Referral Link: https://dicelegion.com/?ref=NxcB9Zv4  10% Coupon C...

Hello everybody! Please enjoy this special episode of a one shot that Josh, Joaquin, and Hunter recorded with our good friend Hunter the MC from his own podcast, Misteries Unknown, which is an actual play podcast for the City of Mist table top role playing system.  Three friends stop by an old friend's mansion for Thanksgiving dinner. However, it looks like turkey isn't the only thing being served...

Orren, Bryll, Bertram, and Mork are riding arcanetic cycles through the Undercroft to reach Liana's safehouse before the Guardian captures them. Will they escape this highspeed chase? Or will the Guardian catch its prey? Take a listen and find out!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang  ⁠⁠⁠Allmylinks⁠⁠⁠ Dice Legion Referral  ⁠⁠⁠Link⁠⁠⁠ : 10% Coupon Code: WOTLMAMA

Episode 27 of the Orethane Campaign has been postponed which means that an absolutely bonkers gameshowesque episode was in order! Listen to Joaquin and Josh take on the challenge of answering trivia questions about D&D and the campaign for the coveted prize of a free Nat 20 to use whenever they want in Arc 3. What shenanigans lie in store for the contestants? What brilliant questions will be a...

Join me, Dante Longoria, your kind and loving Dungeon Master, as I discuss the inspiration behind the Arcanetic Cycle Battle and the horrible internet connection we had in during this recording session! Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang https://allmylinks.com/deathbyathousandcrits  Dice Legion Referral Link: https://dicelegion.com/?ref=NxcB9Zv4  10% Coupon Code: WOTLMAMA

Leaving the Colliseum as victors against the Kraghand Syndicate, Mork, Bertram, Bryll, and Orren must escape the Undercroft and reach Liana's safehouse before the Guardians or Arcshikari reach them first! It's a race against time... and giant constructs... and sorcerer hunters... Will the guys be able to escape?! Take a listen and find out!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with the...

Join me, Dante Longoria, your kind and loving Dungeon Master, and Hunter Stanley, Bryll, as we discuss the battle against the Kraghand. We also get into a very bad Roll Back which thankfully didn't result in any serious damages! Listen to the shenanigans that we get into and learn a little about the hardships of being a DM. Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang https://allmylink...

The Kraghand and the crew of The Wanderer approach the end of their epic battle. Will the remaining high-ranking Kraghand members come up with something sneaky to beat Mork, Bertram, Bryll, and Orren, or will the guys continue to absolutely take care of business?  Hopefully the latter!  Take a listen and find out!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang  ⁠⁠Allmylinks⁠⁠ Dice Legion R...

Join me, Dante Longoria, your kind and loving Dungeon Master, and Joaquin Longoria, Mork Bazgard, as we discuss the difference between playing DnD for "fun" and playing to produce a podcast with our friend Matt from the amazing podcast, Twenty Sides: A DnD Podcast! In Part 2, we cover the big differences between PC play on a podcast, how to get better as a DM and player, and we finally g...

The Kraghand and the crew of The Wanderer are in the midst of a full on battle. Will Mork, Bertram, Bryll, and Orren be able to survive the Kraghand onslaught? Are the guys up to the challenge?  Take a listen and find out!   Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang  ⁠Allmylinks⁠ Dice Legion Referral  ⁠Link⁠ : 10% Coupon Code: WOTLMAMA

Join me, Dante Longoria, your kind and loving Dungeon Master, and Joaquin Longoria, Mork Bazgard, as we discuss the difference between playing DnD for "fun" and playing to produce a podcast with our friend Matt from the amazing podcast, Twenty Sides: A DnD Podcast! In Part 1, we cover high school DMs, pacing for a game versus for a podcast, prepping, and the big bad evil of every DnD group, schedu...

The time for plans has passed, and the time for action is upon Bertram, Orren, Bryll, and Mork. Bryll attacked Dearva, the leader of the Kraghand Syndicate, in his new Wraith Mode for an absolutely wild amount of damage to start off the battle, but that was only the beginning. Now, initiative has been rolled and there's nowhere to hide. Are the guys up to the challenge? Take a listen and find...

Join me, Dante Longoria, your kind and loving Dungeon Master, and Josh Knierim, Bertram Athelnaby, as we discuss making characters feel powerful and really tease the upcoming episodes! Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang https://allmylinks.com/deathbyathousandcrits  Dice Legion Referral Link: https://dicelegion.com/?ref=NxcB9Zv4  10% Coupon Code: WOTLMAMA

Luck was finally seeming to be on Orren, Bertram, Mork, and Bryll's side as Bertram, Jalgrim's Herald, is going to be in the Final Battle, but it seems the shard of Lafkas had other plans. Mork's magic seems to be on the fritz and Dearva seems a little too happy to have both Athelnabys in the final battle. Something seems amiss, and Bryll's trigger finger is getting mighty itchy. What could possib...

Join me, Dante Longoria, your kind and loving Dungeon Master and my brother Joaquin Longoria as we discuss big character choices, the real villain of D&D, and give our loyal listeners a little sneak peak of what's to come.  Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang https://allmylinks.com/deathbyathousandcrits  Dice Legion Referral Link: https://dicelegion.com/?ref=NxcB9Zv4  10%...

Orren, Bertram, Bryll, and Mork's plan to save the Athelnaby's and escape the clutches of the Kraghand Syndicate seems to be falling apart as Bertam lost his previous battle in the Final Quench. What will their next steps be? How will Bertram react to finally facing his dad?  Take a listen and find out!  Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang https://allmylinks.com/deathbyath...

Join me, Dante Longoria, your kind and loving Dungeon Master as I reminisce about our time recording in person and how important Episode 20 is to me on a personal level. Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang https://allmylinks.com/deathbyathousandcrits  Dice Legion Referral Link: https://dicelegion.com/?ref=NxcB9Zv4  10% Coupon Code: WOTLMAMA

Bertram made it past the first round of the Final Quench, but just by the skin of his teeth. Now, he must go against the dreaded Gabby and his Blue Ball all the while Orren, Bryll, and Mork work towards putting their plan into action. Who wil Bertram face next if he beats Gabby? Will everything go according to plan? Take a listen and find out!  Follow the journey and stay up to date with the gang...