Dave & Juan: More Time

The Merry Christmas (not happy holidays) episode.

Levels of freezers; Tips to the Weenie Spaghetti Cook-off competitors - keep it simple; Secret Santa gift exchanges - not fun; Gifts to co-workers - another hard pass; When a guy says he doesn't need anything for Christmas, he means it; Holiday charities need to means test recipients; Ethically Manufactured in China - yeah, right!; Aren't you tired drinking out of the cups we have?; Chri...

Dave heads back to Key West to relive his honeymoon (minus the jorts) 30 years later; Why wrap FRESH seafood in bacon?; Testing seasickness preventatives - dramamine vs edible pot gummies; Captain Tony's - no cleaning required; Dogs on a plane - no thanks; Uber adjusts rate after the fact; Truro car rentals; Hey, have you heard Juan's Thibodaux stories?; Rating a priest based on the brev...

Key West, here Dave comes; Once again, the Saints crash, recover and burn all in one game; Security high but booths are small at Rogan's Comedy Mothership; Questioning the reality of moon landings; A nice rain gauge makes a great gift; Juan stalks Olivia Dunne - not as impressed as he thought he'd be; I live LITERALLY right across the street;  Ask him for money - he looks like a mason; ...

Well HELLO Dolly; Post Thanksgiving weigh-ins; Juan spends 8 hours in the ER with his wife and complains about what a burden it was on HIM; It was almost the first ever podcast recorded in Paincourtville; Dave arms himself to supervise utility workers spray painting whatever; Hall & Oates go to court; Joe Rogan here I come; Counter protesting to save the right books; Can I get a loan on this w...

The Weenie Spaghetti Festival & Cook-off - Mark your calendars; Holiday meal prep; Thanksgiving turkey vs ham vs steak; Cover that open dish with a paper towel and it'll be fine; When food tastes like a house smells; Dave attends a "fancy" wedding and wonder's if the bride's parents are still expected to pay for the wedding; Wedding reception songs; Juan's former...

Are you ever too old to help a friend move furniture? Heck yeah, you are!; Got leg cramps - eat a banana and sleep with a bar of soap; The Christmas Marketplace with everything from photos with Santa to stun guns; When is a compliment to one person an insult to another?; I got 1,000 channels but nothing to watch; Just because they laugh doesn't mean it's funny; Chinese leaders come to Sa...

Have you ever danced in the kitchen 'til the mornin' light on a Louisiana Saturday night?; Who's more Cajun?; Baton Rouge hosts expungement fair; People you don't want to bump in to in places you shouldn't be seen; Dave's optimum time to hit WalMart; If you thought 4 pools at one home was over the top....; When Waze takes you to the hood; Our "leaders" just...

Tech talk for dummies; Backyard Bobcats; How many cups are too many?; Country Crock equals the universal storage container; I wonder if I'm the only human being on the planet doing BLANK right now; The possums are eating good in Dave's neighborhood; I'm not sure how to say this, but; Congress settles on a Louisiana guy who doesn't sound like he's from Louisiana; Judging pe...

Are the Saints of old becoming the Saints of new?; Sit right back and you'll hear a tale of Dave's fateful fishing trip; Serving time for hunting violations when he was just trying to feed the Cajun masses; Casino visitors can be depressing to see; Do you want a tip or not?; Pecking corn on the drive to Thibodaux; Did I tell you about my catheter?; RIP Suzanne Somers; Sam's Club sam...

Bruh, Louisiana got another Cajun governor and Juan was wrong; Dave's solar eclipse surprise; Some people aren't made for early morning fishing trips; Cool temps ahead; Old age is a moving target - who would have thought she was still alive?; We can't help with the cost of your wheelchair ramp but can we interest you in some assisted suicide?; Double shot drinks with quadruple rates...

Savannah Bananas tickets create a frenzy in Baton Rouge - WHY?; So, what's gonna become of all then municiations we left in Afghanistan? D & J have an idea; And what about that $6 billion we just "released"; High school football on the bayou - Mustangs vs Tarpons & shots fired in Thibodaux; Ummm, there's a cop in your driveway; When your mom calls in sick on your behalf...

Juan and his dad go Cruisin' The Coast; So you're telling me pulling a fire alarm sets off a fire alarm?;   Got a cold? Suck it up, buttercup; A birthday celebration with bullets; Talking to strangers; Come on Ole Miss - great win but rushing the field?; When the water line breaks you just hope it's on the city side; The Baton Rouge bridge turns into a pig sty; One time at band camp...

A football weekend - the good, the bad and the ugly; Coach Prime is the Flava Flav of college football;  Travis Kelce wins big but not as big as Sean Payton loses; Dave hangs with all the single ladies ; Sure, the alligator was involved but was it really his fault; Can you "Cntrl, Alt, Delete" the flight deck controls?; If they keep telling you your flight is on time, your flight is prob...

So you lost a jet? A fighter jet?; Dave gets plaid; Cajun flavored pizza crust - who you trying to fool, Michigan? You don't answer your phone, prepare to get pinged; Mexico actually finds an alien on it's side of the border; Oh, you're from Ukraine - you're welcome!; What ever happened to the I Ain't No Fortunate Son attitude?; So that's why they call it skunk weed;...

Saints opening day at the dome - restroom reductions are the theme; A $30 bowl of gumbo!!; Double deuce drop; Adventures in small town Mississippi; Ice cream & shoes; I don't want to be that guy, but New Orleans is....; Forget the holes on the street, the sidewalks are the real danger; Warning - don't run a tab for your 21 year old son with the TikTok influencer bartender; Fires don&...

Dave's close encounter with Jimmy Buffet; HBD Juan's dad; When you make it to 100, you get all you can eat bread sticks; Stop believing everything you read on Facebook; I need 1,000 Popsicle sticks and 25 beach balls - sounds like a Dollar Tree run; Dave's new Maker's Mark jeans - don't be jealous; Juan's last name uses every vowel - he never knew; I'm staying ho...

Dave would sooner sort socks than watch the presidential debates; Our Canadian listeners (the one) likes our chats about American politics; Mike Pence = Race Banning; Yeah, it's hot but be careful what you ask for; Mugging for the camera; Lafourche Parish Sheriff's office recruits social media posse - got 'em!; Juan is baffled by his family's lack of interest in where his high...

When your shoes dress down your outfit; It's 100+ degrees and people are wearing flannel pajama pants to the store; Sizing up available weapons at Sam's - you could always grab a big rock from the parking lot; Keep your killin' on the clock, Chicago; Order in the court - the judge in on sabbatical; Maui conspiracy theories;  Politics in 2023 - it's like the old black and white...

Country music pushes to take back the country; The artist we both regret never seeing live - Glen Campbell; My son bought a ukulele - again; Tie A Yellow Ribbon song lyrics revisited; How Elvis influenced Air Jordans; The train wreck that was Johnny Manziel; Give Reggie back his Heisman; Our annoyance with pickle ball continues; Tales from the HOA; So horse medicine does work now?; Lets just suck...

D & J cut loose, Footloose!; Yard work and massive heat don't go together - unless you're Juan's dad; You want to sit outside in the heat when the cool house is just steps away - nah bruh; When you don't pay for anything everything seems free; Bruh, I don't wanna see my electric bill; Aisle seat etiquette;  Kenny Loggins trivia & why Dave likes Playing with the Boy...

Mexican foot powder: your feet will smell great until they fall off; Popeyes spicy or classic - WTH is Popeyes Classic?; Wendy's heads to the bayou; Next Door App - broadcasting your stupidity to strangers; The car inspection scam; When your children mess up your taxes; The mental exhaustion of parenting young adults; Barefoot driving; LeBron's school of broken promises; Love letters fro...

Why are there so many old people at The Producers concert?; Ain't too proud to beg to get put on the guest list; Top hit albums of 1984; You see the guy on this album cover - his name is Rick Springfield and I want my hair cut just like his; Hotel toilet flushing options - from low flow to turbo; My stud finder only beeps on me; If a nail can't hold it, use two; Digging up 18 cemented-in...

Tennis talk from guys who USED to follow tennis; The HOMELESS World Cup - who's the home team?; When your kids require your help on their schedule no matter how unpredictable their schedule may be; Somehow, our parents thought we were worldly;  A dichotomy of culture - Drinking beer in a museum ; Get there early because you're too old to stay late; How and why to make friends with the gu...

Joan Jett welcomes us back from the road; Dave's in-laws' Grand Marquis sadly/finally laid to rest - or has it been converted to rental property; It's Louisiana versus Texas versus Mississippi in the battle for crappy road construction supremacy; Juan confirms that he really is a far better driver than his wife; You're either a beach guy or you're not; Crab Island loves Ki...