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Come one, come all to ChristCon 2026 (or 2027, depending on many factors outside of our control)! Rudy and TJ lay out plans for a convention of truly biblical proportions, featuring contests, teaching, cosplay, miracles, buffets, intern recruitment, and the world's first true attempt to live out Christ's teaching the parable of the feast in Luke 14.  In Turnt or Burnt , our notorious podcrastinato...

Young folk at church obsessed with their devices, and leaving their magnetically-sealed Kamoflage Kidz NKJV Lil' Warrior Study Bible closed all week? New from Rudy and TJ's recording studio side-project: TJ's Rap 'n' Rhyme Rhymin' Bible Time , a fresh way to connect digital natives to the civilizing power of Bible knowledge in a format they will love.  © 2026 Cross Vegas

Look up! It's a How Many Four Horsemen emergency pod from our heroes, as they wrestle with the world-ending possibilities of the new special military op in the Middle East. Rudy dives into history - or whatever history can be had during the WiFi outage at the camp - to piece together a new thoroughly-Christian theory of the "justice" of "war" in this day and age.  In Turnt or Burnt , Kristi Noem h...

You deserve a break; so let Rudy and TJ take you on a sensorally stimulating walk through a 2 Timothy 4:3 version of ASMR. Your jangled nerves may never be the same again.  In Turnt or Burnt , your gracious and pugnacious hosts discuss the spiritual angles of the Louvre heist, the apostacy of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the late-arriving imitation of their Praisebots in mainstream Christian Contempora...

It's time to start eating like a man who is no longer a child, but still loves being a child, but isn't a child anymore, and I'm a man and a man can eat like a child if he wants, because he's a man, dammit. I'm a man. I'm that man I'm describing who is still a man, in spite of everything liberals like my mom say.  © 2025 Cross Vegas

Just, sort of, in time for the World Series, your hosts delve into the exhibition of human excellence which is minor and/or major league baseball - but not before giving a well-deserved tribute to the once-popular television show 24. In Turnt or Burnt , Rudy and TJ deliver commentary you can't find anywhere else on such topics as the televangelists who got busted for having slaves, the Hegseth/Tru...

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Commie Con is in full swing at the convention center, meaning our heroes have virtually no choice but to protest the Furries who will be in attendance. This leads Rudy and TJ on an unforgetable adventure, which includes forgetting what happened to them over the summer. In Turnt or Burnt , your televanfluencing hosts discuss Tylenol, the new frontier of autism acquisition; the deployment of the Nat...

Worried that your children won't behave exactly as you would like after your death? Hector them from beyond the grave, using our new perpetual annuity / post mortem social media posting service.  © 2025 Cross Vegas

In an all-Turnt or Burnt episode, our heroes of the faithosphere Rudy and TJ give their hot, cool, or cold takes on a record number of timely topics for today's cultural Christian warrior: The return of ISIS, A1 or AI recommended by the Secretary of Education, the new Space Force anthem, Raygun: The Musical, Taco Bell, the $5 million Gold Card immigration program, trad-wife influencer Patriarchy H...

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Christmas has returned to Las Vegas! Rudy and TJ prepare for a Christmas pageant like no one has ever seen before, after discovering a new key to unlocking biblical interpretation. In Turnt or Burnt, what better topic than classic Christmas movies to declare good or bad (hint: they are all good, since they popularize Christmas)? In an exclusive new segment, Rudy and TJ offer last-minute gift-buyin...

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Rudy and TJ reflect on the second coming of Christ - er, the re-election of Donald Trump. They imagine new and better roles for themselves to play in a new and better federal government. In  Turnt or Burnt , topics include the retirement of Raygun, the musical reinvention of Mark Zuckerberg, international travel tips for people carrying spiders and centipedes, the UK's 30,000 lbs cheddar cheese he...

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Rudy and TJ introduce a new, more intimate, option for membership in the Cross Vegas ministry: HolyFans. In  Turnt or Burnt , our heroes of faith give a movie preview of the Passion of the Christ 2: Resurrection, provide some push-back to Greg Locke's autism-demonization connection, give a history lesson about the Clovis people, talk about the downsides of high-speed rail, celebrate what famously...

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Rudy and TJ plot their long-awaited return to Christian movie-making stardom, with a pitch for a series which in no way imitates anything they just watched the day before. In  Turnt or Burnt , our wizards of otherworldly wisdom dispense multi-directional opinions on all aspects of 2024 Olympic Games.  How Many Four Horsemen takes a sober turn as our hosts deal with the assassination attempt on Tru...

With a newsfeed filled to overflowing, Rudy and TJ dive right in to the endtimes-sensitive current events in How Many Four Horsemen , and the endtimes-insensitive current events in  Turnt or Burnt . Our heroes of the faith opine and malign their way through topics such as the eclipse, Jesse Duplantis, partisan earthquakes, generative AI depictions of Jesus, the Trump Bible, the sword-swallower at...

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Following in the tradition of all great megachurches, Cross Vegas is the site for an evangelistic Super Bowl party like none other. In  Turnt or Burnt , Rudy and TJ explore the spiritual dimensions of Kanye West's new grill, a pastor's crypto scam on his own congregation, the Oscar nominees for best picture, and modern seafaring pirates.  © 2024 Cross Vegas

Rudy and TJ fight the culture war on its hottest front: Halloween. What will it take to win this holiday back for Christ? A robust set of biblical scares, they figure. In  Holy Ghosted , listeners' unanswered prayers about Taylor Swift and sports gambling abound - and resound with our hosts' own unrequited concerns. In  Turnt or Burnt , topics getting the televanfluencer treatment this month inclu...

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Taking advantage of new generative AI technologies and the popularity of video games, Rudy and TJ design a new virtual reality Jesus simulator to reach the masses with the message. In  How Many Four Horsemen , our heroes estimate the lateness of the apocalyptic hour as evidenced by the popularity of Christian drag performers. In  Turnt or Burnt , they provide hot takes on the upcoming Mark Zuckerb...

Start our new virtual reality workout routine, inspired by Jesus' toughest physical challenge.  © 2023 Cross Vegas