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Are you ever going to text me? Episode 148:    “It was the best of idiots… it was the worst of idiots.” For this session, Jim, Joseph, and George discuss their favorite versions of ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’ in between debates over the greatest television Evil Twins trope. ·        Dark wigs or goatees? ·        A mobile Devil’s Tower? ·        What is the origin of the phrase “Merry Christmas”? ·       ...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 147:    “We’ve gotta get another Dick in this show!” The Replacements Episode! The great television debate between Jim, Joseph, and George about character replacements on TV. Also discussed are the items around the house that need replacing.  ·        The gruesome definition of ‘Buying the Bodies Back' ·        Germans microwaving sponges? ·        Josep...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 146: “Potato fuel has more uses than fossils fuels.” In this session Jim, Joseph, and George consider and discuss films that are set during the holiday season, but don’t feature holidays. Also debated are the best movie scenes featuring the potato. Who is the first farmer on Mars? Why is it okay for Richard Dreyfus to play with his food? Which podcast host ha...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 145:    “The Joey of Korean War Dramas” The guys discuss the Top 5 series finales that conclude with a satisfying ending, and the best of cartoon animals. ·        Marlon Brando as a cat? ·        What was the most watched series finale of over 106 million viewers? ·        Who auditioned for the role of the dog, Brian Griffin? ·        Ted Knight on the Supe...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 144:    “That’s Lithuanian?” The Reilly O’ Reilly Episode! Jim, Joseph, and George delve into the Top 5 film roles of actor John C. Reilly and the best items from O’Reilly auto parts store. ·        Beware of air filter scams performed by amateur magicians ·        Who is the ultimate wing-man/yes-man? ·        What was the last movie that Jim took his mother...

Are you ever going to text me? November 15, 2022 “The French (kiss) Connection” Episode 143:    “Nothing can stop us now… except a train!” The guys debate the top 5 car crashes in movies. In a tragic turn of events, one of the podcast hosts misunderstands the requirements of the second topic ‘Heart Songs’ and shoehorns in the best from Ann and Nancy Wilson. ·        Which movie coined the term ‘Ca...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 142:  “A movie of sorts..." The guys dive into shows that ended abruptly and unintentionally (Series Interruptus) and the best things to put on a cracker! Highlights: Whose wife suggested that the guys do "a movie episode" and what should we do to shame her? What was the original fandom outcry? What series was ranked #15 in the Top 5 cult shows...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 141:  “Your main character is... dead” Listen to the gang dive into dental products (still unclear whether they use any) and ghosts!  Highlights: Who never changes their clothes? What civilization included alcohol in their mouth wash? What dental product can be used as a weapon? Why is George uncultured? Who is the newest member of the crew and why does Tom W...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 140:    “Did somebody crap in our laundry?”   The trio discuss their Top 5 favorite movie cameos, and debate the very best scented candles. ·        What is the greatest film cameo by a mime?  ·        Who is the rock star that is the mayor of Bridge City? ·        How long can an actor be on screen and it still be considered a cameo instead a bit role? ·   ...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 139:    Theater Therapy: “That was the day that Jim became a man.” The boys discuss the Top 5 comedy horror films. Then the show gets personal as the trio share intimate moments each of them experienced throughout their lives in movie theaters. ·         What was Jim and Joseph’s first rated R movie? ·        What classifies as a zombie-dy?  ·        Gumbo an...

Are you ever going to text me? Houston Radio Platinum airdate 10-16-22 Today at noon on Houston Radio Platinum, the Crispy Coated Robots listen to the Beatles classic "Rubber Soul!" That's right, George W. Padgett and Jim Beazy break down all the classic tracks - "Michelle," "Drive My Car," "Nowhere Man" and more! Find out - which song won a grammy, whi...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 138:    “Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best television shows (thus far) of the 21st Century and the Top 5 bottled waters. ·        Why is Tracy Morgan so fixated on Chewbacca? ·        Which water does Andy Rooney drink? ·        Who do the podcast hosts consider to be the female Michael Scott? ·        Keri...

Are you ever going to text me? Houston Radio Platinum Airdate 10-9-22

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 137:    “The Doormat Episode” The guys debate the best example of a doormat/pushover character, while also discussing doormats for the home. ·        Who did Christopher Reeves base his Clark Kent character on? ·        What’s up with the John C. Reilly roles? ·        ‘You’ve been Munsoned!” ·        Learn the perfect doormat for those who want to avoid doin...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 136:    “It’s got to have a lotta light, but not a lot.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best scenes involving sandwiches in the movies. Also discussed are the top 5 flowers (no roses).  SPOILER: An unprecedented episode in which ALL 5 of Joseph’s entries for one of the categories makes it in by matching with the other podcast hosts. ·        What is the M...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 135:     “Even his earlobes got fat!”   George completely misunderstands this episode’s prompt about actors who underwent remarkable bodily transformations for film roles. Also covered are songs with colors in the titles. ·        Listen as Jim and Joseph attempt to transform their bodies live on air. ·        Who glued their eyes shut for a role in order to...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 134:     “So much back hair… I’ve never seen so MUCH back hair!” Jim, Joseph, and George contemplate the Top 5 Kung Fu films, and best board game tokens/pieces.  ·        Who provided the voice of The Great Gazoo? ·        Which is considered the sneakiest piece in chess? ·        Which movie is Wu-Tang Clan always referencing? ·        Which podcast host can...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 133:     “Billy Ray Cyrus playing the role of a medical doctor is not the weirdest part of this movie!”  Prepare for complete disorienting mayhem as this episode about films that are out of order is presented non-sequentially. Also discussed: Things that are green. ·        Why does Joseph love the Mr. Greenjeans segment so much? ·        1860s exploding traf...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 132:     “You know you’re in trouble when the firefighters come after you!” In this episode, the boys discuss and debate the Top 5 elevator scenes in movies, and the best in familiars. Did Tom Waits even know he was in a movie? Which movie does George consider a master class in cinema misdirection? “Now I have a machine gun --- Ho ho ho.” The guys gush over u...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 131:   One set – One Movie:  “This here is my Boggle pocket.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate  Top 5 movies that mostly take place in a single setting (83.5% of the film). Also discussed are the best dice games that ARE NOT Dungeons & Dragons.  ·        Which podcast host identified more with the janitor in BREAKFAST CLUB instead of the teenagers in Saturd...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 130:   “If only everything could be explained by a beautiful nude woman in a bathtub, what a different world this place would be.” The guys debate the Top 5 instances of the ‘4th Wall’ being broken in cinema and the very best attractions at the zoo. ·        Learn how to identify and distinguish the difference an African and Asian elephant. ·        “I have s...

Are you ever going to text me?  The Crispy Coated Robots salute Olivia Newton-John (RIP) as they listen to the Xanadu soundtrack.   While the movie flopped then became a cult classic years later, the soundtrack was always a hit.  The album, which also included many songs from Electric Light Orchestra, went double platinum and produced two number one singles, "Magic" and "Xanadu.&quo...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 129:  “Any movie that has a hook hand sharpening scene is a must-watch!” The guys debate the Top 5 Revenge Movies of all time, and the greatest snow cone flavor in this episode.  Highlights: ·        The highly anticipated conclusion to the cliffhanger does niacin make lima beans grow? ·        Jim and Joseph’s Willy Wonka-style golden ticket fantasy ·       ...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 128:  “The most preperprostiorous plot ever!” The trio discuss the Top 5 Summer Camp Movies and best beans.  ·        Which bean did Native Americans sweetened with maple syrup? ·        What did Joseph’s brother tell him that made him swear off a specific type of bean for decades? ·        Which podcast host did a book report on a Tatum O'Neal movie jus...

Are you ever going to text me? AIRED 7-31-22 ON Houston Radio Platinum The Crispy Coated Robots listen to the greatest pop instrumentals of all time!   Which artists will make the cut… The Ventures ? Chuck Mangione ? Edgar Winter ? Herb Alpert ? Average White Band ? You’ll just have to listen to see if your favorite makes it to our canister for the future.