Crispy Coated Robots

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode has no hair budget. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their favorite movies about movies. Jason sheds his locks for a more masculine look. Bozo Johnson the Clown The Graduate II Booty Sweat Jim classes up the episode with a classic selection. Mary Pickford sounded like Putney Swope You got the touch / You got the power King Kong should have bee...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode wants you to fogetta bout it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movies taking place in New York City.  You can taste and smell the grit. Their beauty makes you want to throw up. The Ice Man Cometh to the California Suite. One Miiiillion Dollars!!! Pat Johnson, "People were really dirty back then." Marshall McLuhan makes it in the show....

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode doesn't have a plan, but is open to suggestions. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most irresponsible characters in movies and television. LBLD No sir.  That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me no more. Clam Curry Soup Jason shares how he and Joseph learned to say "I love you" while on the toilet. Never give mone...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is so excited and it just can't hide it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most cringe-worthy moments from their favorite sitcoms. Jim is excited about Humble becoming a new international music venue. Scott's Tots Fart Attack… Joseph and Jason do a PSA on the dangers of wearing leather pants. I just blue myself. Why won't Jos...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode was being stuck in an interstellar traffic jam on the way to the cosmic courtroom. Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of some of the favorite supernatural films. One of Joseph's favorite picks is the supernatural movie that John Travalta is in... no the other one. Jason makes a plea for going a' la naturale. Jim gets his James Mason on,...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode apologized to Rod, God, and the press. Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about their favorite cinematic scenes that happen to take place in a car and don't involve chases. Red Pistachios  Jim and Joseph reminisce about their favorite surround sound demo. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. French toast and drunk driving. Brain detail. Cree...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots The episode tries to stay golden, like Ponyboy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite coming-of-age movies. Yes, more discussion on night-mowing. I'm a damn good-looking man. I gotta say... it was a movie. The thing I like about high school girls... Jason champions The Barbie Movie to a very hostile environment. Joseph tries to share a persona...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Crikey! This episode had gone down the drain. Jason, Jim, and Joseph make another confession of some more of their guilty pleasures. Jason can't get enough of judging people in shopping center parking lots. Jim admits to having fun tonight by Wang Chunging tonight. Joseph admits to loving an AI dog named Loomey. Like a little mouse. Who is banging whose box...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode could be called Behind the Podcast: The Rise and Fall of Crispy Coated Robots. Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about some of the Best (non-concert) Music Documentaries. Things were so bad, they called him Woody. I want to be a hairdresser or two. I want to be two hairdressers. Joseph overtalks and shushes as a debate tactic. Jason has a selection that i...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is... okay. Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore their favorite radio scenes in. movoes and TV  Jim and Joseph highlight the value of setting low expectations for movies. Houston, Jason has a problem with keeping within the shows topic again. Jason and Joseph, ugh... combine their Private Parts entries. Bologna  makes you horny. Drink more Ovaltine Why do...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is filled with old-man humor (which is how we like it). Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite breakfast scenes in movies. Immortality comes with the greatest breakfast you can have. Jason contemplates the justification of a meltdown over breakfast not being served after 10:30 am. I think I stepped on a tack! Hold the chicken between yo...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This is an epic episode that doesn't have the cheesiness of Armand Assante. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss their favorite montages from the 1980s. Squeal like an alien, boy! Little Pug on the Prairie. Montages are the yadda, yadda, yadda of cinema. You just need the right song to teach Chris Penn how to dance. Joseph reveals hurt feelings about being snubbe...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Please don't call this episode Shirley. Jason, Jim, and  Joseph (not Billy) list some of their favorite airplane movie scenes. Jason questions pulling up rather than veering to the side. Talk to me Goose! Jason and Jim discuss the advantages of flying drunk. Joseph gets analytical on a stupid gag. What film do Joseph and Jim think inspired Steven Spielberg...

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode plays with two bounces. Jason, Jim, and Joseph volley over the best tennis scenes in movies and TV. Joseph challenges his fate by cleaning his garage. Jason is in two bands, which gives him twice the amount of complaints. Jim and Joseph disclose their commentary strategies to win at tennis. Jason and Joseph can't agree if the death scene is bet...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode was given a chance, but it blew it! Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple. Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek. Jason falls for the banana in the pipe. Fecal matter and semen in the ear??? Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus. Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR. Roy Scneider went way a...

Are you ever going to text me? Get ready for the  Red, White and "You Blew it!" Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies! It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen. From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all... Kevi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI. Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs. Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one. “I'm just a cook.” You can't say, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" anymore.  The B-word is offensive. Stuff it Flo!!! Gene Scallop Jim's movie crush: Paz Vega Jason's health tip...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone. Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon". Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes. Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students. Zuckerberg... just a bad guy....

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less! Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes. It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage. Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break. No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good. Dude!!! Sweet!!! Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest) Boss,...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode never has to practice Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes. Jason takes pride in actually working on his list. Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North. Banger in the mouth! Cape Feare (yes, with an E) Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..." The Magic Loogie Somehow, Jim s...

Are you ever going to text me? This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan) Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV. Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy. Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his favorite Hugh Jackman scenes. Joseph is a sucker for a good story about a man and his ball. Mom always says, "Never play ball in the house&q...

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms. Night mowing is back!!! More dumb stuff. I don't care for Gob. Damn, damn, damn!!! Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression. What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV? What is a Cowsill?

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce! Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles. Tupperware and breast enhancement pills. Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle  He's a nice Jewish superhero. Get away, Nerd! It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K. Using a snow s...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees.  (And you better not change it!) Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships. Jason has no idea how DTF ends. No saving a cat and hurting a dog. Jim stays awake for the entire episode. That hack, Taylor Swift. That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes.  Ja...