CORN DOWN Prank Calls

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of quirky and bizarre topics. We start with the strange occurrences of bear encounters, from dealing with a bear in my sister’s room to finding one in my own. There’s wild tales about woodchippers and the intriguing lives of dentists. We also dive into some unique household hacks like using a urine blocker and setting up a...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a variety of intriguing and offbeat topics. We kick things off with a discussion about painted ants and the peculiarities of maintaining a painted ant farm. There’s a funny bit about why our friends are hesitant to visit, and we explore the importance of calling 811 before digging, with wastedmemory sharing some insightful anecdotes....

On today’s CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unusual and entertaining topics. We discuss the fallout from a McAlister’s breakup and dive into the chaos of dealing with bad phone connections. There’s a quirky exploration of the differences in menus and combos, and an unexpected journey involving electric chickens. The conversation heats up as we move on to wrestling moves,...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into all sorts of quirky topics. We start off with a bizarre story about flushing a bowling ball and move on to impersonating for various reasons, from flirting to fun. Wastedmemory shares a tale about old guys yelling and eating bees, with an impressive escalation to jars and thousands of bees. We also touch on the strange world of reverse panh...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I navigate through tricky conversations and memory lapses. We handle difficult people, share some magician secrets with Zeke, and even discuss the bizarre concept of renting half a room. From releasing animals to almost getting hit by cars, our antics are non-stop. We also tackle topics like lost AirPods, answering machines, and neighbor disputes. SPLi...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of bizarre and intense calls. We navigate confrontations, from getting trespassed from McDonald’s to dealing with unexpected orders at a restaurant. There’s a bit of chaos with multiple stolen cars and a hotel makeovers gone awry. Snappy bakes joins us for a naked drawing session and SPLink helps with a neighbor trash issue...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I explore a series of unpredictable calls that dive into themes of uncertainty. We discuss everything from taking souls and dog baseball, to dealing with dozens of babies and bringing elderly veterans into the mix. SPLink joins us for calls about getting sick and his daughter’s Uber, while snappy bakes helps us investigate a haunting. We also tou...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a chaotic mix of situations, from being too high to check-in to unexpected jail encounters. We explore the hilarity of origami crane making, dealing with public break-ups, and the shocking reveal of not being the father. Joined by snappy bakes and other guest hosts, we navigate through frequency tests, hotel nominations, and even rating chi...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of trying to mark our presence in grocery stores and bathrooms, including a series of wild calls about peeing in all the toilets and finding bottles of pee. We also discuss the hilarity of attempting to host a wrestling watching party and the challenges of releasing a prisoner. snappy bakes joins us for some parking lot antics, wh...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the quirks of also working for McDonald’s while tackling everything from attitude checks to bewildering situations involving mummies. SPLink and snappy bakes join us as we dive into dumpster escapades and unexpected repo parking dilemmas. We also find ourselves posting baby pictures and slipping on coconut oil, with special appearances from BreadSandwic...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of hotel life, tackling everything from room key mix-ups to unexpected encounters with jelly and jam. We navigate through bizarre situations like dealing with a gas station hypnotist and running AI on people, while also addressing more routine issues like checking license plates and handling written bathroom complaints. With guest...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unexpected challenges, from lost husbands to loose guests wreaking havoc in the hotel. Join us as we navigate through situations involving stolen room keys, surprise encounters with sisters, and even a mysterious bird egg. With each call, we confront the absurdities of hotel life while delving into the complexities of guest interac...

Join me and wastedmemory on CORNDOWN as we tackle some tough questions in this episode. From exploring the difficulties of items that are “stuck out” to navigating the refund of TikTok payments, each call deals with a new challenge. Tune in as we get permission for constant shower usage with SPLink, and even discuss toilet laundry mishaps with Xenorax. With a mix of humor and insight,...

Join me and wastedmemory on CORNDOWN as we embark on an intriguing journey through life’s unpredictable moments and peculiar encounters. From discussing the distinct smell of shampoo to navigating the highs and lows of 420 celebrations, each call offers a unique perspective on everyday occurrences. Explore topics ranging from solar power dilemmas to the etiquette of filming sex tapes, and ev...

Join me and my cohost wastedmemory on the CORNDOWN podcast for a quirky exploration of life’s absurdities. From mishaps like missing urine to bizarre encounters with arm-related incidents and peculiar jar collections, we delve into the unexpected twists and turns of everyday existence. Tune in as we share anecdotes and insights into the strange and humorous moments that shape our world. This...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle a variety of hotel-related topics, from training new employees to dealing with peculiar guest requests. We delve into the challenges of seating arrangements, explore...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on this episode of CORNDOWN as we navigate through a series of unusual situations, from making Sprite with unexpected ingredients to dealing with traceable eggs and toxic lightbulbs. Along the way, we encounter surpri...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I share bizarre tales from everyday life, from discovering sugar in mouthwash to encountering unexpected bugs in hotel rooms. Joined by snappy bakes and Lux, we delve into the absurdity of situati...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of everyday mishaps and challenges, from dealing with an ankle monitor to negotiating a key deal and seeking shade on a hot day. Along the way, we encounter frustrating encounters with...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In the latest CORNDOWN episode, wastedmemory and I explore the chaos of hotel towing mishaps. Explore the hilarity of grease sagas, where slippery situations lead to unexpected outcomes. Brace yourself for the sonic boom adventures, where fla...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Dive into the latest CORNDOWN episode with wastedmemory and me as we explore the world of hotel antics. Experience the humor in stories like ‘UpsideDown Logo,’ where unexpected twists happen at every turn. From forging and generat...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me for a new CORNDOWN episode, where we explore everyday situations with a humorous twist. Dive into the humor of “No Smoking” rules as we navigate copyright issues and face challenges like Coke composition....

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me for a laugh-out-loud journey in this episode of CORNDOWN. We kick off with the challenges of the third floor, encounter the unmistakable smell of cat pee, and explore the quirky world of portable toilets. Along the wa...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a hilarious adventure in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle the quirky world of missing wheels, borrowed transmissions, and the unexpected chaos of elevator nosebleeds. Get ready for the laughs as we explore...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a humorous and quirky journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle calculator conundrums, room descriptions, and the antics of Brian Style. Join us as we encounter friendly squirrels, chicken orders...