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Live from Three Rivers, California- Episode 35 has Chase realizing that woodpeckers are not getting the respect they deserve, taking a stance on ropes courses, and reflecting on her first visit back to a restaurant with a scenic view. Not for the faint of heart. 

Chase sheds a blinding light on her Hebrew school days plus more. 

Episode 33 begins with Chase daring to explore her random baseball hat collection while a listener question regarding a neighbor's freshly purchased wind chimes fuels the second half of this critically acclaimed ep. 

Episode 32 Anyone? 

Been wanting to shed light on this for a minute. 

Per my lawyer, I am legally obligated to inform you that listening to this episode may result in never looking at the parking lot of Whole Foods on Fairfax and 3rd the same. How you proceed from here is completely up to you. 

A dry shampoo purchase, a lemon update featuring Donny Divanian, it's like... what else do you want? 

Episode 28 truly knows no bounds. A Nextdoor app lemon situation is afoot, while an unprecedented Instagram poll begs the question: Do you write in all caps and if so what is your occupation?" The answers will shock you to your very core. 

You ease your grip on the wheel of your '98 Ford Explorer as your eyes drink in the endless miles of highway stretched out before you. Undaunted, you coast on; hours and towns slipping away like sand in the wind. You pull off on a tiny dirty road, your thirst begging to be quenched.  A quaint, mom and pop convenience shop stands before you and you graze the barrels of fresh jerky before ultim...

The sky is draped in orange and purple, and the warm, desert wind wraps around you like the promise of a thousand tomorrows. The air is electrifying in its stillness, tinged with charcoal and the sense of forgotten dreams, and for just a moment you start to see it all for what it really is. You take a pull of something strong because maybe you don't want to see it that clearly, but as you til...

“Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” - Benjamin Franklin. Ever heard of him? Episode 25 is here in the form of an ode to electricity inspired by the true events of a neighborhood power outage moments before a highly anticipated Twitch show. I suppose you could make this stuff up but why would you want to? 

Venmo gets absolutely torched while the dalmatian community gets a formal apology... welcome to February. 

It's a brisk January morning and you've just docked your boat in the wharf. The fresh, salty, air fills yours lungs as you drink in the horizon. "Never gets old," you murmur to yourself, "never gets old." The smell of good coffee lingers in the distance... the promise of bacon and toast not far off. You glance down at the water and see something stuck behind a local r...

You check in for your 7 pm reservation at your local eatery quite famished as you purposely had a light lunch in order to ensure a hearty appetite for the meal that is about to ensue. At 7:10 the hostess informs you that they're running a bit behind, your stomach growls in response. At 7:26 you are seated. Not one moment later your waiter appears with what looks like a delicate yet potent avo...

Episode 21 has arrived and should ideally be listened to while driving down the 101 going 72 (mph). 

January, February, March... these are just three examples of months. Each month is different and yet they all have one thing in common: vibes. Episode 20 delves into the various vibes each month brings (or doesn't bring) to the table, and who better to accompany us on our exploration than local vibe curator, Brandon Wardell. Please join us as we delve into what Adam Duritz, lead singer of the...

Voicemail etiquette opens the episode while a tale involving Jason Biggs and a slippery pen closes it out. Go ahead and call the lord, tell him to take a day off, because I'm doing his work. 

Chase takes to the field via an Instagram poll, asking people to share a recent online purchase they made and how they felt about said purchase. Where is James Harden? Where is the package containing a Lululemon backpack someone got stolen off their porch? These are life's bigger questions that honestly, we might never know the answers to, but we can try... we can try.

An absolutely heated episode Chase recorded high off of an entire pumpkin pie. 

The turkey has been cooked to perfection, the mashed potatoes- whipped to hell. You and your loved ones are seated at the Thanksgiving table and are just about to dig in when a "Ding!" goes off in the distance. "What is that?" You frantically ask one another. "Did you not take the stuffing out?" Your aunt accuses you, "I took the stuffing out!" You insist. S...

Recorded in a muscle tank and white sweatpants, episode 15 came to play. Chicken Pot Pie is examined, and early risers are assessed. The episode concludes in, really the only way it can: Chase recounting the emotional turmoil caused by an Ikea return; a tale she's considering optioning as a feature length film for Paramount. "A rollercoaster ride I didn't want to get off of. "...

Gum, anyone? Chase finds the time to provide a dissertation on the subject of gum: Brands, flavors as well as etiquette are covered more extensively than anyone would like. Another monumental trip to the beach is unpacked. In the words of Chris Martin, Coldplay frontman and ex-husband of Gwyneth Paltrow, "Nobody said it was easy... no one ever said it would be this hard." 

Chase is joined by comedian, writer, and Douglas Fir connoisseur, Billy Scafuri on this gorgeous yet stressful first week of November. Cheese is discussed at length as well as their shared podiatrist, Dr. Keith Gurnick. 

Episode 12 traipses onto the scene as chaotically as a Walgreens opening across the street from a Rite Aid. A particularly windy day sends Chase catapulting down memory lane to her first, late in the game, bee sting, as well as her unprecedented fear of keys and locks (not a metaphor). Later in the episode, she finds herself in the throes of a trying tale about her recent experience with a 40% off...

Chase has a conversation with the artist formerly known as Aunty Anne as well as engages in a harrowing tale about a waitlisted Zara item, the concept of wool, as well as a rare glimpse into her time abroad in Israel. "Absolutely not to be missed" - The Delaware Times