Close But Way Off

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan Talk about of Edwolrd Kim landing a commercial, and it being taken a way due to an unrelated post on social media, the experience of doing a recall, the writers strike and its impact on the entertainment industry. Offering their wisdom, they provide valuable advice for the next five years, sharing insights and lessons learned from their own journeys. The co...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan chat about almost dieing in Quebec, the shows in the east coast, how comedy is changing so much, the Hillsong church, Matt Rife vitality, who exactly Gen Z's are, and the Jonah Hill text drama. See us LIVE on tour: Kitchener, ON - July 14 Toronto, ON - July 21 Cornwall, ON - July 22 Ottawa, ON - July 29 www.abbaswahab.com Jordan's July 15 Show: http...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan cover a wide range of engaging topics. They start by discussing the importance of spending money on promotion and advertisements for their comedy careers. They share their experiences performing stand-up in Toronto theaters and the challenges of squeezing in a date night in their 30s. The conversation takes a sports turn as they recount their time at a Jays...

In Today's episode Abbas and Jordan Talk about The Blackening a movie, coming back from the road, the realities aging, The Oppenheimer movie, women's tactics on keeping men, grown man stuff, electric cars, Ford vs Ferrari, The Expendables, and Ronda Rousey. See us LIVE on tour: Kamloops, BC- June 22 Penticton, BC- June 23 Kelowna, BC - June 24 Toronto, ON- June 30 Fredericton, NB - July 6...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan chat about coming off the first leg of the tour, expectations versus reality, trying to cancel a jiu jitsu membership, how Vin Diesel made his way into Hollywood, advice from comedian Ralphie May, and the story behind the first Rocky movie. See us LIVE on tour: Kamloops, BC- June 22 Penticton, BC- June 23 Kelowna, BC - June 24 Toronto, ON- June 30 Frederict...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about recently scratching a car to pre-show rituals, rocking pit vipers, getting scammed at the dealership, cars and "banging in a BMW", and performing 30-minute sets at Free Times Cafe. They share their thoughts on the new Sebastian Maniscalco movie and Magic Mike, the beauty standard, recount crazy Instagram DMs, bombing on stage, and alter...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about having babies at an old age (Al Pacino) to Abbas recounting his experiences on the Immigrant Section Podcast, diving into the Fast and Furious franchise, do a table read the most recurring plot in hollywood "Top of class MIT grad turns Super villain" story, Mel Gibson, recalling a funny incident at the dog park, and reflecting on doing...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan cover a range of engaging topics. From showing up late to a comedy show and upcoming showcases to getting booked for a role and their experiences growing up as the funny guys. They also discuss the writers strike, the TV show Succesion, and movies Jordan recently watched.

In this episode, Abbas and Jordan, kick things off with a discussion about Pepto bismol, the jingle, exploring its effectiveness, quirks, and personal experiences with the famous pink liquid. After, the two debate of whether it's easier to be an actor than a comedian, sharing their insights and experiences from the world of entertainment. Join them as they explore the challenges, rewards, and...

In this episode Abbas and Jordan dive into the world of comedy. Tune in as they share insights and tips on putting together good comedy, exploring the art of crafting jokes that resonate with audiences. The two then discuss the comedy scene in New York, discussing the unique opportunities and challenges that come with performing in the big city. Next, they delve into the fascinating topic of artis...

Abbas and Jordan cover an array of intriguing topics in this episode. They discuss Simu Liu, Garnering local fame, Jeff Bezos, languages, Montreal, the war in Sudan, Social Media, "The bear," and Gervontae Davis. Connect with us: Abbas ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠⁠ Jordan ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jordanpolicicchio/⁠ Dante ⁠ https://www.instagram.com/person1prod/⁠

In this episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss a the dynamics of a white family, "Close but way off," the police, gracefully aging, and the anticipation for John Wick 4. Tune in for laughs... and maybe even ... a lesson. Connect with us: Abbas ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠⁠ Jordan ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jordanpolicicchio/⁠ Dante ⁠ https://www.instagram.com/person1prod/⁠

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off by sharing their experiences and insights on getting booked for Fringe Festival, shedding light on the intricacies of the process and offering valuable tips for aspiring performers. Moving on, they they go back and fourth on the art and its necessity in todays climate of building a social following and converting those followers into loyal f...

In Todays episode Abbas and Jordan Launch their new podcast Close But Way Off and discuss AI and ART Connect with us: Abbas ⁠https://linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ Jordan ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jordanpolicicchio/ Dante https://www.instagram.com/person1prod/