Close But Way Off

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into the classic movie "Twister," discuss the South Sudan vs. USA basketball match, and reminisce about back-to-school shopping. Jordan shares his recent trip to Ottawa, and they chat about the benefits of waking up early and working out. Plus, Abbas reveals his new YouTube strategy. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio ⁠⁠Produced b...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into what it's like when your girl gets you new things to wear, the art of selling comedy. Drake vs Kendrick Lamar aftermath wanting to drive a Porche 996, why July and August are dead months for stand-up. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio ⁠⁠Produced by: Person1Productions Connect⁠⁠ linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠⁠⁠⁠ linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan tackle everything from getting heckled in Winnipeg, skyrocketing prices at Roots, why Greeks and Italians are info junkies, compare police officer work to teacher salaries, the phone ban in Ontario schools, the world becoming nerfed, mastering your craft, and deciding whether to get out of the way or stay the course, the advantages of obscurity, and dive de...

In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan dive into Nate Jackson’s “Crowd Work Joint” and share insights on creating crowd work material, championship sports, performing comedy in the States, selling merch, the pros and cons of Chinese knock-offs, banging with eyes closed , and how TikTok has changed the game for everyone. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produc...

In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan tackle a fascinating mix of topics. They kick off with a humorous debate on the concept of an "iDick", popping pimples, historical perspectives on being gay, the minds of serial killers. Mad Max Furiosa's financial struggles, finding faith at your lowest, and Abbas's lessons on punctuality, Trump's travel ban, tax...

In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan cover a wide range of topics. They starting with the challenges of purchasing property and doing lawn work, the implications of a cashless society. Jordan shares insights from his intermediate acting class and the short film they're working on. They also discuss shoe and fashion trends, Abbas's upcoming trip to America, the rece...

In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan talk about Jordan's wedding and the booming wedding business, Tyson vs. Paul, Shane Gillis' new show Tires, Abbas's latest direct content endeavors, Steph Tolev's appearance on Maron and meet the new commercial guy that takes away all you commercial bookings. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by:...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan tackle the chaos of driving in Toronto, the curious fashion Balenciaga, skullet dreadlocks, and the mouthwatering allure of Badiali Pizza. They discuss the ending of the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar Beef and dis-tracks, explore the intersection of music and stand-up comedy, and Bad Bunny's lyrics in English,and the end of the Fast and Furious saga. 🎟️🎟️Abba...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the surprising revelation that reading improves acting skills, as Earl (Jordan's new acting coach) insists, deep contemplations about the afterlife, stage names, Shaq's beef with Shannon Sharpe, Netflix's Roast of Tom Brady, and Boeing whistleblowers not making it to the stand. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a debate over Drake versus Kendrick Lamar Dis-tracks, Abbas shares his exciting news of receiving approval to work in America, sparking a discussion on the process and challenges of opening a bank account abroad, the comedy scene in New York, sharing tips and tricks for aspiring comedians and reflecting on their own experiences. 🎟️🎟️Abb...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan review of "Godzilla X King Kong", Jordan shares his unapologetic enjoyment of a good old-fashioned bathroom break and his newfound obsession with AG1, Abbas prepares for a comedy adventure in NYC and savors the delights of Badiali pizza, Jordan's latest purchase of a bidet, Abbas shares his experience with a city hall wedding, and the controve...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off by exploring the world of acting classes and techniques, shedding light on the craft of performance, UFC 300, Abbas Saw Katt Williams in Nashville, DOWN WITH TECH a Nathan Macintosh comedy special, Jordan shares his insights after watching "Suits," Civil War and A24 films. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced b...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the YouTube algorithms and the impact of shorts on content visibility, AI scams and their potential pitfalls, Netflix's "Unlocked: A Jail Experiment", comedy backdrops like The Cellar, Keith Lee being in Toronto, Italian cuisine, and the future of the Just For Laughs Festival. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produce...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discus Joseph Gordon-Levitt, delving into his versatile career and memorable performances, time-travel movies, review the new movie Godzilla X Kong The New Empire, the Toy Story universe, Nike's influence, and their favourite Jordans, reflect on the end of a tour, and Jordan rounds off the episode with his thoughts on the ever-evolving field of artifici...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into the fascinating evolution of dogs to whales, Yolanda Hadid's timeless beauty cautionary tale about falling for a modeling agency scam, wealthy families and corporate monopolies, the paradoxes of technology, pondering its potential and pitfalls in today's world. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productio...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences doing a show in Harriston, offering insights into the unique dynamics of small-town audiences, the psychology of the audience, discussing how different factors influence reactions and engagement during performances, ponder the age-old question: Who's the best actor, DiCaprio or Brad Pitt? They also delve into the intriguing perso...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Abbas's exciting new audition, sharing insights into the unpredictable world of showbiz, discuss the thrill of betting on eBay and share amusing anecdotes about their experiences with online auctions, Gary Vee's intriguing take on garage sales, exploring the intersection of entrepreneurship and thrift shopping. Jordan bring up t...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the demise of JFL for a brief but pivotal 30 minutes, Terry Crews' intriguing interview on "Club Shay Shay," and the highly anticipated sequel, "Dune 2," TOUR DATES🚀 Halifax, NS  - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their MW2 Prestige days and the thrill of leveling up. The hosts share amusing anecdotes about hustle and determination as Abbas' buddy reminds him of the chicken grind at a show. sharing their favorite spots and culinary preferences. Shane Gillis' return to SNL, and LGBTQ Bears, offeri...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a candid discussion on politics, offering their unique perspectives on current events and political dynamics, the intriguing world of presidential merchandise, wealthy Saudis, who the strongest comedian might be, and compare Canadian real estate to literal castles, offering humorous and insightful commentary on the housing market. TOUR...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the excitement surrounding the upcoming Superbowl, sharing their predictions and anticipations for the event, the formula of virality, exploring what makes content spread like wildfire, doing doubles comedy, offering insights into the unique challenges and rewards of performing in pairs, Kanye's highly anticipated new album, and his new fa...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start by discussing Drake's leaked video, offering their takes on the viral sensation. The hosts share a humorous discussion about picking one's nose and how it adds to mental decline, sparking laughter and debate. They explore the diverse world of food groups and cereals, sharing their favourite picks, Jordan shares his experience with starting red...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan explore a diverse range of topics. They kick off with a discussion about Taylor Swift, diving into her latest music and cultural impact, reflections on garbage men, offering unique perspectives on this often overlooked profession, Vince McMahon and his recent allegations. They offer a controversial take on the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld," arguing tha...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan rant about being mad at BC Ferries, sharing their amusing frustrations with the ferry service, the uncomfortable topic of diarrhea and pooping on the road, offering humorous anecdotes and survival tips, grievances with BC people and touques, Saltburn and Adam Driver, whether they would do nude scenes and share humorous thoughts on what it would be like if d...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start with a discussion about Jada and Will Smith, reminiscing about the greatness of Will Smith's career, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson running for president, adding a touch of humor to the political landscape, driving from Kelowna to Kamloops, and comedy shows across Western Canada, offering insights into the diverse comedy scenes in Ontario, BC...