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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a lively discussion on Katt Williams' viral interview on "Club Shay Shay," Where he goes in on Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, and Kevin Hart. Watch a video of the tradition of cheese wheel rolling, and Stephen Hawking's specific kink, highlighted in the Epstein documents. TOUR DATES🚀 Edmonton, AB - Jan 12,13 Ca...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a humorous take on "Life as a bald," and the top bald heads in the industry, Greek names, Mia Khalifa, ranks in the military, border patrol power trips The episode wraps up with an amazing story of Justin banter in the workplace. See us LIVE on tour: ⁠⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productio...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the unexpected twist in Vin Diesel's life with new speculations and accusations recarding workplace misconduct on the set of Fast Five, Paul Walker's love for sharks and cars, The return of Ja Morant becomes a point of discussion, celebrating the comeback of the basketball sensation, air travel exploring the woes of the worst airlines....

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a discussion on Jonathan Majors being found guilty, unraveling the complexities of the legal system and its impact on individuals, the enigmatic Jeff Bezos, pondering the question: What is Bezos up to these days? They share experiences from being in remedial classrooms, sparking a discussion on education and societal expectations, the current...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the intriguing world of mobsters and general contractors, the challenge of getting Abbas into video games, Shohei Ohtani's new contract making it the biggest in MLB history, experiences with the renowned Second City Improv, offering insights into the world of comedy and improvisation. The episode concludes with a lively review on the new "G...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off the conversation with a discussion about the historical film "Napoleon," Canadian medical wait times, unhealthy food ingredients, Gym etiquette becomes a humorous focal point, with anecdotes and observations adding to the lively discussion. The episode wraps up discussion on Dave Portnoy's recent video. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbasw...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Jordan's exciting process shopping for a car, celebrity OnlyFans accounts, exploring the endeavors of Iggy Azalea, Cardi B, and Tyga. They discuss Katt Williams, diving into the comedian's impact on the industry. Jordan shares his thoughts after watching the new Napoleon movie, providing a unique perspective on historical cinema...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into a diverse array of topics, sparking lively and insightful discussions. They kick things off with the intriguing question: "What did Diddy do?" exploring recent events surrounding the music mogul, the complexities of Chris D'Elia's career, offering perspectives on the challenges in the entertainment industry, the Phoenix Effect i...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a discussion about the challenges of dealing with drunk people at a show, providing insights into the unpredictable nature of live performances, Willem Dafoe's MASSIVE Green Goblin, Abbas' adventures in Switzerland, The Taylor Swift effect, Jordan's stories from the Spin bar, sharing entertaining anecdotes. They wrap up the...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into the world of video games, sharing their gaming experiences, tips on how to get flies, providing a light-hearted and practical perspective. They recount anecdotes from Braden Lynch's friend, adding humorous anecdotes to the mix. The episode takes an intriguing turn as they discuss Saskatchewan oil and the unique economic landscape. The conversa...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the unexpected beauty of being fired and the valuable lessons that can arise from such experiences, adventures in coming back from Northern Ontario shows, highlighting the quirks and challenges of performing in unique venues, hilarious and cringe-worthy moments when audience members are at their worst, offering a glimpse into the world of live comed...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences with the nail-biting football call back, M. Night Shyamalan, what makes a "god level" actor. The art of reading people based on their gym attire. They also touch upon the world of merch and clothing trends, offering their perspectives on the ever-evolving fashion industry. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://lin...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dissect the Logan Paul vs. Dillon Dannis Fight and the dynamics of celebrity boxing, Jada Pinkett's coments and her relationship with Will Smith, alimony and the financial implications of divorce, how they would like to raise kids, the Canadian medical system and its unique features. Lastly, they reflect on recent football auditions the shot for a comme...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their humorous and enlightening experiences with scams. They kick things off with Abbas recounting his VERY RECENT "comedy scam" story, shedding light on the pitfalls in the entertainment industry. Jordan follows suit with his own scam tale, that connects him to the CEO of scotia bank, offering a glimpse into the world of deception. The conv...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into a mix of intriguing topics. They begin with a discussion about the new Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift relationship and its potential impact on his career, nuggets of wisdom from Mel Gibson, exploring the lessons learned from his life and career. They pose a thought-provoking question: "Would you do porn?" and engage in a candid conversati...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan, kick things off by delving into the realm of Subway sandwiches, sharing their thoughts on favorite toppings and sandwich combinations, bodybuilding, reflecting on the physical and mental aspects of the sport. Pete Davidson's Dating history, the nuances of booking commercials versus TV shows in the entertainment industry. Abbas's gets a 2 day contra...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start by talking about the recent podcast scams involving Theo Von, The Fighter and the Kid, Colin Thomson and Kast Media after just watching the breakdown video from Coffeezilla, shedding light on potential pitfalls for content creators, share anecdotes about Montreal's racial dynamics. Abbas tells us about his decision to leave the Navy, and his great...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan engage in a thought-provoking discussion on a variety of topics. They start by exploring the fascinating world of the aliens displayed by the Mexican government , diving into the allure of extraterrestrial mysteries, Joe Rogan's influential impact on a large scale. They then compare the SAG - AFTRA Writers Strike and the effects AI may have in the enter...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off discussing Jordan's Yeezy investment and the world of fashion, thoughts on naming comedy specials and delve into Jordans' amusing beef with Mark Zuckerberg. The conversation takes a turn as they explore why horses might not be as great as people think. They ponder the pros and cons of living in small towns versus bustling cities, dra...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the match-up between Dillon Danis and Logan Paul and the surrounding drama, Jordan shares insights into his journey as a recently full-time comic, Paul Thompson's acting prowess and the process of fittings, shedding light on behind-the-scenes experiences. Edinburgh becomes a focal point as they discuss their time there and a chance encounter...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan, discuss a tough 0-5 loss for the town, reflect on their worst show to date, offering a candid peek into the challenges of performing. The two dive into Karl Porter comedy, the Mini Cooper and Ed Norton. They discuss impressionists and share the behind-the-scenes process of fittings for commercials. They delve into the nuances of auditioning for roles they...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the challenges of mean crowd work in comedy and share their emotional rollercoaster ride during the fringe festival, question if it's better to jerk or smoke before performing, They explore the unique vibe of Scotland and touch upon the mystery of the Lockness Monster, they discuss Paris Hilton's interactions with TMZ and delve into the comp...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences of life at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, living in a deserted student residence, the Barbie movie, the most well-known Canadians, shedding light on the figures who have left a mark on the global stage. The episode concludes with a reflection on the Osheaga festival and a fascinating discussion about why Billie Eilish excels on stage...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan begin with the surprising moment when Messi gets subbed out and the crowed starts to exit the stands, sparking a conversation about sports and unexpected game-changing moves. Shohei Ohtani becomes the focus as they explore the phenomenon of his dual talent in baseball. They touch upon the Bronny James Cardiac Arrest incident, reflecting on its impact and si...

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences with lame dad joke Starbucks orders, bringing some comedic flair to everyday coffee runs. Talk about the new Oppenheimer movie, Drew Barrymore's wild life, recounting entertaining anecdotes from the actress's "colourful" journey. They talk about the exciting prospect of making it big in comedy and the potential path...