Cirque Du Sirois

What teams are left in the NBA and NHL playoffs? Mikey and Danny try and guess. Mikey issues a wonderful salad tossing joke. Plus, it's always funny when you drop your bass guitar in church band. 

Mikey sneaks inside Lee Harvey Oswald's house. Some dude steals $80K worth of mac and cheese from Chik-Fil-A. The show is interrupted by a violent banging on the door....who was it?

When is it appropriate to watch Landman on your phone while your friend is telling a story? Why does Cash think restaurant-made potato chips are actually good? Yankee fan gets bloodied at the Ranger game from three different angles. 

NFL Draft coverage about as you'd expect it from this show. We also give important attention to: train vs. semi-truck, restaurant potato chips are bulls**t , and what Dallas dishes are considered iconic?

How we lie to keep conversations from continuing.  Dating a girl with a cat always ends the same way.  WTF is a "sexual encounter center?"

We are introduced to indie wrestlers Stephen Flow and Co-Kane, and we die laughing. An oral history of The Barley House. Plus, a deeply personal segment of The Daily Mail. 

Real talk: Are we all alcoholics? Plus: you've heard of couples working at the same job together, but nothing like this. And: a lie about The Ticket you've all believed for 10 years. 

Ding is on day three being nicotine-free. Whose head will he bite off? Plus, classic audio from a Dallas-area boy band. And, the million dollar Lego heist happened in Fort Worth. 

Masters Jam with Mikey, Cash, KT and Jake. Plus, Mikey's Seattle vacation photo diary. 

The latest from the freaking moon trip. Luka loves cornhole. A cowboy hat made of nachos. 

We're going around the moon again. Cool. Tiger goes to rehab. April Fools Open champ finally receives his brown jacket. 

Dingu ordered something weird on Instagram. A perplexing hypothetical. One of our own showed up on a wildly popular TV show. 

Big movie review of Project Hail Mary...A local AirBnB turns into Girls Gone Wild...Kid's birthday party ends in a lightsaber cage battle. 

There's a sequel to the Bigfoot sex book. Did someone star in an action-packed commercial? Danny covers Green Day. 

Our exciting and wobbly St. Paddy's Day special! Dingu saves East Dallas! Songs from the Motherland! Tales of sordid golf trips! You, too, can have it all with CIRQUE! 

Danny debuts his newest dirty audiobook. More cars are crashing into businesses in Dallas. A Blue Dragon will sting your pee pee. 

Luka gonna start cutting some child support checks. Cash and Mikey have a 3rd grade education and we have a spelling bee to prove it. Can you eat a quesadilla on Tree Island?

Is Mikey more popular in Mexico than Subway? Why did Norm call in and rat out Fahy? Did Ron Washington almost get killed on an elevator?

It's election day in Texas: was voting fun? A potential hot air balloon disaster averted! Danny is reunited with the guy he beat up in 3rd grade. 

Dingu tells the tale of his one and only fistfight. A report of how Wiz Khalifa discovered our show. What if CIRQUE was a fine dining restaurant? Plus, is it possible to make The Whopper better? 

Is Cash is the Babe Ruth of Indian Cricket? Why is The Ticket suing their ratings company? What is the mystery of La Supremo?

Stand up comic and fireman Jimmy Nelson joins Mikey and Danny to discuss: Why the mustache? Should we show up at Ticketstock dressed as hot dogs? How was Dingu's big night at the gay bar?

In depth interview with Men’s U.S. National Luge Team 2008-2014 member Shane Hook, our tribute to Robert Duvall, and why Malcolm got his light saber taken away. 

Cash connects with Tony Casillas. A peek inside Mikey's checking account. Dingu is horny for snowboarding. 

Winter Olympic weirdness. Things you do differently when you break your arm. Setting records between mountains.