Cirque Du Sirois

Cash found a copy of The Washington Post from 7/4/1976 and we crack it open. Emmy nominations were released and boy...you won't believe what we discovered. Oh, and thankfully Irving Pee Pee Cam Man got popped so we can all rest easy tonight. 

The USMNT shit the bed and we cleaned it up. Plus, it's been 10 years since the downtown Dallas police tragedy and we recall that experience. Also, Mikey destroys a pinata at a bar 🇲🇽!

We discuss the pending nuptials of Taylor Swift and Ground Beef Head. And, are buffalo wings a bunch of bullshit? Plus, we dive deep into Filthy Phil Mickelson's weird sex stuff! 

Cash and Ding take a road trip to Dallas Stadium and take in a FIFA World Cup match and return with a mini-doc of their adventure. Plus, Malcolm goes to his first movie at a theatre...how long did he make it through The Mandalorian? Plus, a wild Twitch raid all the way to Saudi Arabia. 

An hour of "normal" Cirque...then, stick around as we watch the US vs Turkiye World Cup match LIVE together! Not much soccer was discussed, so enjoy the wild ride of random conversation. Buns. 

Cash visited Florida and heroically kept his junk out of the ocean, we mingled with free-range Argentinians, and Danny rolled out a triple-fake Norm Macdonald impression nobody asked for.

A highly scientific round of World Cup Player or U.S. Open Golfer, the most beautiful World Cup videos Dallas has to offer, and Danny's 5-year-old son goes to his first MLB game and learns baseball is mostly shitty food and whining.

Cash took the crew to Japan vs. Netherlands, feel good videos from our international visitors and a breakdown of something you may have thought you heard on last Thursday's show. 

Wemby gets egged after his team soiled the bed. Shot 18 times and lives to eat the pizza. How many bands start with the letter M?

A verdict is in. The Cirque Idiot's Guide To The World Cup. Raid dude was legit faded. 

Will Dingu perform at The White House for $100K? Waymo still be fuckin up. Raid victim shakes his Tiny D. 

Mikey has tales from the emergency room from getting his appendix yanked. Our downtown sports teams are leaving for former shopping mall sites. Guess who got $300 of egg rolls delivered to their house?

Someone on the show made it on local TV news and KILLED; then, he had to leave the show because: 1. Fart 2. Appendicitis. Then, we Twitch  raided a wizard who had audio comments enabled. Weird show, folks. 

Mikey gets a dream come true birthday gift. Danny's five-year-old roasts the entire fucken neighborhood. Twitch raid girl's dog won't stop eating its own ass. 

It's out 100th show and our one year anniversary! We celebrate with a tasting and review of a bottle of $1000 bourbon. We take live video calls from our wild ass viewers. AND we play a super fun game called Centumth! 

Mavs head coach Jason Kidd gets the axe and we chop it up with Skin. Car chase bro sticks the landing. Mikey's got a bird problem. 

Seriously, an 20 minute story about UPS from Cash. Hear him fight through Mikey and Danny lobbing grenades the entire time. Plus, a review of The Ticket's Campound. Also, Dingu falls victim to Mikey's zany golf quiz. 

An EPIC Twitch raid of two incredibly cute and hammered ladies. We visit with a passenger on the Denver Frontier flight that resulted in a man walking into the engine bay. Yuck. Plus, an adorable visit from our sweet golf bear Kevio. 

Cash's expose' on The Devil's Cruise. Dingu walked into The Blair Witch Project in Oak Cliff. Nocturnal Admissions send Mikey to The Oscars. 

What teams are left in the NBA and NHL playoffs? Mikey and Danny try and guess. Mikey issues a wonderful salad tossing joke. Plus, it's always funny when you drop your bass guitar in church band. 

Mikey sneaks inside Lee Harvey Oswald's house. Some dude steals $80K worth of mac and cheese from Chik-Fil-A. The show is interrupted by a violent banging on the door....who was it?

When is it appropriate to watch Landman on your phone while your friend is telling a story? Why does Cash think restaurant-made potato chips are actually good? Yankee fan gets bloodied at the Ranger game from three different angles. 

NFL Draft coverage about as you'd expect it from this show. We also give important attention to: train vs. semi-truck, restaurant potato chips are bulls**t , and what Dallas dishes are considered iconic?

How we lie to keep conversations from continuing.  Dating a girl with a cat always ends the same way.  WTF is a "sexual encounter center?"

We are introduced to indie wrestlers Stephen Flow and Co-Kane, and we die laughing. An oral history of The Barley House. Plus, a deeply personal segment of The Daily Mail.