CHiP the Keeper Soccer Podcast

We are so back! The squad (minus Kiran and plus Lee) got together to record after a nice and short 5 month break. In this episode, we discuss champions league predictions and so much more. Where did Chelsea put that 1 billion dollars they spent? When will Kiran join us to defend Everton? Who knows! Come join us for some fun!

Hey hey! We recorded two weeks in a row? Damn that’s crazy! Pranav, Matt, and Chris get together to bully each other over silly results. Arsenal bottles the league. Liverpool somehow nearly blew a 3-0 lead. Oh wait they did blow a 3-0 lead never mind. Manchester United is in the middle of nowhere. Chelsea will be replaced in further discussions on this podcast by Crystal Palace from here on out. F...

After a 6 week vacation, the full crew finally gets together for a podcast! Kiran, Hunter, Pranav, Chris, and Matt sit down to mainly talk about the prem as per usual. The team dives into teams at the top of the table, and then discusses teams at the very bottom of the table like Everton. Are all Arsenal fans delusional in thinking they will win the prem? Will Manchester City finally win the UCL?...

Hello there! We finally recorded (and actually published) an episode. Kiran and Hunter are absent from today’s episode meaning they aren’t allowed to defend their clubs. Not like their clubs know how to defend anyway. Pranav, Chris, and guest star Matt meet to talk about their clubs. As per usual, we spend 85 percent of the podcast talking about the prem. Is Arsenal running away with the title? Ho...

Oh me oh my what a game! On this week’s episode, Kiran, Hunter, Chris, Pranav, and guest, Victor sit down to talk about arguably the greatest World Cup final of all time. Is Messi the goat? Did Argentina deserve to win? How the hell does Manchester United have a back line with two World Cup winners in it? Find out on this episode of ChiP the Keeper Pod!

We recorded back to back episodes! Crazy stuff lol. In this episode, we ramble about the World Cup for 2 hours straight. We walk through some highlights from the quarterfinals and then give some previews for the semis. Morocco is going to win the World Cup and there’s nothing you can do about it. Hat tricks from Giroud and Ziyech incoming.

After an extended leave of absence, most of the crew decides to sit down and record another episode for you. Pranav, Kiran, and Chris sit down to talk World Cup action (and no club football to Kiran’s delight). In this episode, the crew talks about the United States unfortunate exit against Netherlands. We walk through some of our highlights from the group stages and give some previews of the quar...

After a long break, we decided to make another episode of the podcast. This week’s highlight involves Pranav losing access to his college zoom license. This means we can only record for 40 minutes at a time lol. Tbh, we made this episode a week ago and it is kinda late. I apologize for the delay. Maybe we will see you soon, but we prolly won’t. Hopefully we do. Anyway, enjoy!

On this week’s episode-the crew decides to not have a script at all. You can prolly infer how things go because of that. Manchester United is mentioned once or twice or 187 times in the podcast this week. Lukaku and Werner score without Chelsea uniforms lol. Casemiro to Manchester United makes zero sense for Casemiro yet he’s doing his medical tomorrow? Where should pulisic go to the get the most...

Anddddd the premier league is back! On this week’s episode, we dive into the first week of the premier league. Kiran goes on a passionate rant about how his poor team is unable to buy players because he isn’t a top 6 team. Everton then bought some no name 20 year old for 40 mil! Kiran also tried to argue that Everton would be better off with Richarlson? What? Huh? After that, Hunter goes into ever...

Hey! We are somehow back to recording podcasts now. Since our last recording, Domino’s sold 1,344,899,098 pizzas. In this incredibly creative episode, Kiran opens a transfer market tab in Chrome and talks about transfers. Kiran makes claims about 50 million being too much money for some of the best players in the world. The rest of the content is us talking about Jutgla-esque players going from Ud...

This was meant to be a Champions League Podcast... yet we still somehow ended up talking about Manchester United.  We discuss the Premier League title and the Scudetto, both of which came as massive surprises this year. We talk about the top 4 race where Josh Sargent decided to do the chivalrous thing and let Spurs win to clinch. We also explore relegation where Mike Jackson needs to have a l...

Everton have bottled their only chance at a trophy and no one wants to celebrate De Gea. Also I never want to talk about Mbappe again

Kiran says no one cares about the quadruple and Liverpool is not impressive. I remember nothing else from this episode.

TBH I don't remember what happens in this episode except Everton continues to suck relentlessly and Kiran conveniently isn't here to defend his club or to make wrong predictions again

The boys are finally back after a lengthy hiatus. Kiran hosts Hunter and Pranav as Chris is too embarrassed to show his face (or his voice?) after United lose to Everton and Atletico finally say SIUUU later to Ronaldo and co... Before Manchester's better halves dispatched them following the War at the Wanda. HiP and Keeper discuss Chelsea's roller coaster few weeks as Hunter laments not making it...

Kiran returns after conveniently avoiding the Everton Relegation Pod Special, only to find himself hosting the sequel as Chris, Hunter, and Pranav help him try to see the positives, like Everton maybe winning a trophy next season. I won't torture Kiran any longer in this description since he already gets tortured enough by us on this pod...and by Everton on the field. We look at the Champions Leag...

TBH I don't remember what happens in this episode except Everton sucks and Kiran isn't here to defend his club or to make wrong predictions.

Kiran hosts as we welcome guest Saswot Risal, a Liverpool supporter who is just as unbearable as the rest of em. We begin with a discussion about Russia's imposed war on Ukraine and what that means for the footballing world from Daddy Abramovich's Chelsea ownership to Infantino's pinky swear friendship bracelet from Putin. Afterwards, we mostly spend an insignificant amount of time on pretty much...

Kiran hosts today and finally introduces himself as such. Matt Kaz, Gooner and creator of the legendary CHiP the Keeper intro fills in for a strangely absent Chris despite this being the first week United did something by deleeding Bielsa's men. And since Chris isn't here, we don't talk about them at all for the first time in pod history and instead spend like 35 perfectly good minutes blathering...

Chris hosts a full house today as we start by discussing Newcastle's newly found ability to win games. We then discuss how a man who spent 250 million dollars and got fired won a game convincingly against Leeds. If Lampard + Everton ends up being a successful combo, maybe two wrongs really do make a right. The race to 4th spot in the Prem continues to look like a sad, sad game of hot potato. Again...

Here we go! Our hosts decide to discuss their own clubs' recent performances ahead of the international break. Kiran gets bullied for Everton's new relegation battle. Hunter stresses about Chelsea's recent inability to win games... except against Spurs, but that was a given. Pranav complains that his team cant make big name signings despite their prominence in European football. Chris, flying in t...

This week's episode has Hunter hosting, as he, Pranav, Chris, and a somewhat tardy Kiran discuss some premier league fixtures. Relegation threatened Manchester United faces Newcastle (you might think I got the order wrong on that. If you watched the game though-you'd know I didn't). Arsenal releases their next installment in a season long line of cinematic masterpieces as Manchester City chan...

Pranav hosts (and periodically forgets how to speak English) as he, Kiran, Hunter, and Chris review their favorite and least favorite moments of the year. The Carabao Cup takes priority (a sentence no one has ever said before) as we explore a waning West Ham, Chelsea's pre-K academy, an Arsenal squad who have clearly read episode 2's title, and Klopp's middle finger to fixture congestion. Serie, L...

Kiran hosts (and totally forgets to introduce himself) as we start off with the Champions League draw...and the redraw. A Super League storyline emerges as P$G draw an ironically angry Real Madrid. Man United draw Ateltico as Pranav waffles over which team he could possibly root for. Chelsea draw Lille both times, proving they rigged everything and everything is controlled by Daddy Abramovich. Liv...