Childish

Recorded live at the Gateway Theatre in San Francisco. Alison and Greg hit the stage during Sketchfest and are joined by superstar voice actor Rob Paulsen (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain). They talk about birth order, home schooling, asthma, Rogaine, a car seat trick, some encouraging news out of Utah and so much more. Plus a special San Francisco-themed parenting ga...

Greg recently performed in the Bluegrass State and left a little something behind. Also he's gotten permission to visit a nude spa in Portland and he's planning on going all in. He and Alison discuss the awards they expect to receive for their bravery, the sanctimoniousness of awards shows, talking to your kids about the news, Evita (again), traveling, discipline and so much more. Plus news about...

A night of insomnia leads Alison to a startling epiphany which she needs to run by Greg and new producer Pete. Meanwhile Greg has a lot of say about the Gwyneth candle, the correct pronunciation of Genghis Khan and why you need to write down the cute things your kids say. Plus news stories about the rising cost of delivery and sexed up tortoises and a call from a listener who needs to know how muc...

From crabs in Denmark to sharting in Venice, Greg and Alison tackle life's highs and lows. Plus a news story about predictors of your child's academic success, more info about chicken sex, classic rock, selfish teens, embarrassing word mispronunciations, the dangers of horseback riding, your emails and more.

We check in on our 2019 predictions and make some new ones for 2020! Greg almost gets into a fistfight while skiing and Alison gets the band back together. Plus Alison opens a piece of fan mail on air that may or may not mention a threesome.

Alison makes a woman cry (in a nice way). Plus an update on maggot season from an entomologist, a call about paving the way for a second child, your emails, a discussion about whether if you pay for extra leg room seats and then the plane is empty and everyone sits where they want that's a win or loss and more.

A recap of Alison's trip to Hawaii and Greg's Mudbowl soccer game, a plan for top ten guests in 2020, career envy, a bid to connect a couple chicken lovers and more calls about chickens!

How vicious do Greg and Alison get when they unleash their impressions of one another? Plus a call with Alison's dad and cameo by her mom, discussions of grocery shopping, medicine, news, emails, and highs and lows involving a lot of tears.

Which comedians do Greg and Alison feel sexual energy with? Will they ever have three ways with their partners? Plus Greg's enthusiastic plan to move to Leisure World, news about "likes," a caller who wants to know how to help her husband feel more connected to her pregnancy and more!

A particularly gross episode but at least we don't talk about chicken sex! Alison learns someone's been upset with her for two years. Plus the story of Greg's third arrest, news about rating teachers, a caller's question about her husband's new disgusting habit, a string of misunderstandings and some maggot solidarity.

We continue down the rabbit hole of chicken sex and reveal shocking tales of Alison being an accomplice to cheating and Greg's second arrest. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors!   Warby Parker WarbyParker.com/Childis...

Greg shares the story of his first arrest. Alison gets a head-butt from Elliot as she watches O2 crawl for the first time. Plus an update from the caller whose husband suddenly, emphatically, doesn't want kids and news about sleep! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonR...

Greg and Alison compare notes about this year's Halloween and Alison shares a vivid dream. Plus news about a disastrous gender reveal and a call from a listener to set the record straight on chicken sex facts. Also, Alison has maggots in her shower! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: t...

Our first themed podcast! Stories of Halloweens past and some recommendations for this year's holiday. Plus, a news story about a town that's putting a stop to trick-or-treaters over a certain age and a caller who needs help figuring out what do when his son wants to dress up as Elsa. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram...

Owen calls dad during the show and breaks the news: he wants to be a philosophy major… Meanwhile Alison and Greg discuss pacing in bed, ask some hard-hitting questions about chickens, and answer a caller's questions about PDA. Plus the return of Shout Out! Lastly, Alison shares some sad news about the loss of a friend's child. You can participate in a GoFundMe to build a playground in her memory a...

Not only do Greg and Alison discuss pubic grooming, to show their commitment to the show they've decided to have a baby together in 2020. Haven't heard about Your Mom's House going this far! Greg shares with Alison a trick he learned to reframe regrets, they discuss a new character with an opiate-addicted mom being introduced on Sesame Street and help listeners with questions about nudity in the h...

Is there a "civil war" in comedy as some recent media reports have claimed? Alison and Greg are not on the same page. Plus Japan Airlines is telling passengers where the babies are seated ahead of time via a baby icon on the seating chart. And Greg reads some jokes from his 2003 SNL writing submission while Alison destroys property. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpo...

Elliot took a big step up to the toilet this week and he did it himself, kinda! Greg popped a rib out of his back sleeping on a houseboat in Seattle with the one percent. Plus vaping, Greg's back unit (not a pun), playing games with kids, and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: tw...

How do you create an environment that best allows your kids to fully become who they are without putting your own crap on them? (Not literally. That's a felony in 12 states.) Greg and Alison discuss. Plus a conversation with O1 that Greg's been dreading, a phone call from preschool that causes Alison to panic, talk about Pink, Alec Baldwin, O2's first tooth, a question about potential verbal abuse...

Big developments are afoot in Childish-land. Greg's son leaves for college and his daughter gets her driver's license. Alison's son starts preschool and switches from a crib to a toddler bed. A caller wonders if she should break the news to a friend that her husband isn't faithful. Plus some important soup talk, a discussion about intimacy, and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instag...

Greg and Alison are joined by their first official guest Andy Richter for a live show recorded at The Comedy Store on Sept 3rd. The gang delve into Andy's recent separation, traveling with easily-embarrassed teenagers, rescue dogs, smug drinks, and more. Plus a game that didn't quite go as planned. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitz...

Alison has a crazy update regarding the story she recently told about a bad experience with her first (male) gynecologist. Greg teases Alison for a controversial statement which sends her into a shame spiral. Plus sleeping in separate beds, apps for child-rearing, empowering music, and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow in...

Alison's anxiety over Elliot's potty training has eased (and hopefully so will Elliot's bowel movements). Greg gets a virus when a friend emails him some porn. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors!   Bombas Bombas.com/...

Alison is concerned that a cult has moved in next door. Greg spends some time hanging out with The Venice Dude and lamenting that Owen is leaving soon for college. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors!   Away AwayTrave...

If you like dogs you will love this episode. Alison gives a potty training update and Greg shares tales from his 20th anniversary road trip. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors!   ButcherBox Butcherbox.com/CHILDISH  (...