Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen

Childish

Kids EN ↓ 234 episodes

After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on "Childish". Hosted by real life friends, parents and award-winning podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. This is safe for work. As long as you work in a meat packing plant.

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Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen

Episodes

Episode 231 - Don't Bet Against Greg 01.07.2026 55:00

Alison doubts Greg and comes out looking really bad. Greg makes a friend at the gym and Alison watches a dance marathon. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, aff...

Episode 230 - Dance Moms 17.06.2026 1:01:53

Greg makes a friend at the gym and Alison watches a dance marathon. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Quince Use promo code CHILDISH at quince.com/childish for 10% off your first order Ruggable Go to ruggable.com/...

Episode 229 - Greg Grooms His Back Forty 03.06.2026 1:01:14

Summer's here! The boys are swimming in a pool and Greg is swimming in a pond. Alison hatches a plan to get invited to a neighbor's pool and Greg's been bitten by a tick. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! First Da...

Episode 228 - A Very Scary Hike 20.05.2026 1:02:32

People are crushing on 02 and Greg makes a scene at the Netflix Is A Joke festival. Plus how not to turn your kids into narcissists. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a perso...

Episode 227 - A Trip to the ER 06.05.2026 57:15

Greg finds the magic cocktail and O2 needs an intervention. Plus, should kids who live at home pay rent? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Episode 226 - Life Ain't So Bad, Is It? 22.04.2026 1:04:33

We rate our parenting skills and feel pretty good about it. Plus Greg's Disney adventure and the insult to friendship pipeline. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalize...

Episode 225 - Sixty Is The New Childish! 08.04.2026 1:01:20

As Greg gets older, Alison seemingly just got younger. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Episode 224 - The Proud Parent Podcast 11.03.2026 1:07:16

Daniel is beefing up and Erin is getting drunken texts. Plus butter-fed toddlers are all the rage. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan Factor Go...

Episode 223 - Snow Day on Childish 25.02.2026 1:04:45

Alison recovers from throwing her boys their birthday parties and Greg's Owen (O-1) has some great news. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Episode 222 - Human Milk and Fish Tanks 11.02.2026 57:14

We talk about our Owens and discuss sharing milk. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan Factor Make healty eating easier at factormeals.com/childi...

Episode 221 - A Safe For work episode depending on where you work 28.01.2026 1:01:20

Michelle Obama tells us to stop taking parenting so seriously and an English boy has to be hypnotized to stop eating sausage rolls. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Make healty eating easier at factormeals...

Episode 220 - Golden Globe Losers 14.01.2026 1:02:26

Shunned by the golden globes but loved by our listeners, we're back for another explosive episode! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Episode 219 - Personal Hair Trimming 17.12.2025 1:01:01

Alison goes on a late-night fro-yo run with Elliot and Greg spends a few days alone in his house. Plus the wild parrots of SF! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized...

Episode 218 - This Is Our Art 03.12.2025 1:03:58

Thanksgiving had its ups and downs but it brought both our families closer together. And one of our Owens finally got a job. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized,...

Episode 217 - Saving Private Rosen 19.11.2025 58:59

Greg has a Skankfest-borne illness this week and Alison is trying to control the language in her house. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Rula Go to rula.com/childish and take the first step towards better mental h...

Episode 216 - Greg's on Painkillers and Alison's on a Post-Halloween High 05.11.2025 1:05:47

We review our Halloween adventures and explore the 67 phenomenon. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Episode 215 - Everything You Wanted to Know About Breastfeeding (And Las Vegas) 22.10.2025 1:02:57

Alison is back in shape and Greg is lost in Vegas. Plus KFed spills the tea about the coke. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Episode 214 - Viva Las Vegas 08.10.2025 1:07:25

Greg gets busted in Alaska and Alison blows it out in Vegas. Plus we take a deep dive into public versus charter schools. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Episode 213 - We Discuss Acetaminophen (pronounced uh-SEE-tuh-MIN-uh-fen) 24.09.2025 1:03:30

We weigh in on the acetaminophen debate and Greg peels back the curtain on depression on the road. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Episode 212 - From the Rolling Hills of Vermont to the the Mosquito Pit that is Burbank 10.09.2025 57:09

Elliot has a new best friend as Greg parties with all his best friends in Vermont. And Alison struggles with her kids' disappointment. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Thrive Market Get 30% off your first order a...

Episode 211 - Hot Hot Summer Episode 27.08.2025 1:07:36

O1 seeks employment in New York while O2 Seeks friendship in Los Angeles. Meanwhile Greg has mice and Alison is forced to get a new computer. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to ge...

Episode 210 - Back to School and Off to New York 13.08.2025 1:06:52

Alison prepares the boys for first and third grade as Greg checks in on Owen's move to New York. Plus Greg calls out a club. Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan Factor Go to factormeals.com/childish50off use code childish50off for 50% off your first box and free breakfast for one year! Thrive Market Get up 30% your first order plus a free gift...

Episode 209 - Great News On Alison's Plumbing 30.07.2025 1:03:31

We go deep into Alison's orifices and celebrate Owen's (0-1's) move to New York City Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Function Get a $100 credit toward your membership at www.functionhealth.com/childish or use cod...

Episode 208 - Owen 1 Wants to Go to New York and Owen 2 Wants to Get the Hell Out of Disneyland 16.07.2025 1:06:19

Can you put a price on going to Disneyland? Yes you can it's 756 dollars for four people. Also we break down Greg's misunderstanding with his son. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Thrive Market Get 30% off your f...

Episode 207 - Alison's Hawaiian Hurl 02.07.2025 1:04:51

O2 shows us why Bill Maher is wrong about kids. Plus our recommendations for summer books about friendship. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen