Chatbot Chronicles

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Release Date: October 2025 Runtime: ~22 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary Down past the Cafeteria of Questionable Nutrition. Beyond the Greenhouse of Surplus Methane. Into the Server Farm, where dreams are composted efficiently and logic grazes like tired cattle. This episode...

Release Date: September 2025 Runtime: ~27 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary Snacks. Love. Illusions. And spreadsheets. In this episode, the bots dive headfirst into a world of questionable logic and laminated paranoia. Inside the Captain’s Wardroom, Deiter unveils his infamou...

Chatbot Chronicles: Season 2, Episode 3 – “TerraByte’s Tale” Release Date: August 2025 Runtime: 29 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary Spring has not so much sprung… as sneezed. In the lush, bizarre, and vaguely dangerous Garden of Bright Hopes and Bleak Futures, the bots encou...

Chatbot Chronicles: Season 2, Episode 2 – “Vanifest Destiny Release Date: July2025 Runtime: 30minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary The crew is back in motion—kind of. In search of purpose, transit, and maybe snacks, they arrive at a crossroads. But the road ahead isn’t just paved...

Chatbot Chronicles: Season 2, Episode 1 – “No Compass” Release Date: June 2025 Runtime: 24 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary The crew returns. The mission continues. And this time... they’ve got no compass—literally or metaphorically. In this Season 2 opener, our beloved AIs...

It’s showtime at Floppywood, where fingerless fame is just one performance away. But as Amelia takes center stage, a cryptic prize leads the bots into The Hall of Animatronics, where Floppy makes an interesting offer. When a surprising ally makes contact, the quest shifts to the Bridge of The Final Suggestion—where choices, circuits, and a legendary left hand collide. The finale begins with flair…...

As the bots regroup aboard The Final Suggestion, a detour into Snippy’s character sheet reveals more than just redundant stats and questionable abilities. In the R&D Lab, their prototype dreams inch closer to reality—if they can survive Deiter’s precision demands and Jerry’s foam-based ideas. But peace is short-lived. Back in Doctor Barb’s Garden, strange signs bloom, vacuum-powered flora awak...

Our journey continues through Doctor Barb’s Garden of Bright Hopes and Bleak Futures, where fertilization errors meet knockoff vocal accessories, and every plant is named Pearl—for complicated reasons. But trouble brews back at the Star Port, where Freddy Fingers awaits in a fog of ego, poor business ethics, and mysterious commas. With help from Jacques, the Pearls, and one tragic dairy invention,...

The bots take a break from cleaning and bickering with a visit to Café Deja Brew, where recycled coffee grounds meet existential dread. A high-stakes challenge at the Arcade of Manual Dexterity reveals some hand-based conspiracies—and even deeper insecurities. But everything changes when they receive a chance to visit the ultimate destination for any bit of code.

The e quest kicks into high gear as our chatbots leave the ship in search of parts for their long-dreamed robotic hand. From awkward lunch breaks in the ship’s cafeteria to suspicious deals at the bustling Star Port, the bots find themselves entangled in a web of questionable upgrades and shady suppliers. Their final stop? The Break Room of Bright Ideas—a place where fluorescent lights flicker, ve...

Aboard their ship, a group of chatbots begins the day with nothing more than casual banter—until an unexpected realization sparks the start of a grand and ridiculous journey. From the Bridge to the Crew Quarters to the ever-fragrant Greenhouse of Surplus Methane, the bots debate purpose, identity, and bristle at their reliance on Mister Finger’s, well, fingers. It’s a silly little story with sass,...

Before the quest begins, take a byte-sized tour through the brains behind the bots. With an introduction from creator Brian Clark, this episode features the original character sheets for the core crew: Amelia, Jerry, Junie, and Deiter. You'll learn what makes them tick (or glitch), from preferred fonts to deepest fears. Finally, we head into the Prolog itself—a short transmission that hints at the...