Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy

Behold, an episode so lost, neither Charles D. Lincoln nor Chelsea LeSage even remembered they did it! Recently discovered, while Charles was cleaning his hard drive, this is a test episode recorded before their initial autopsy of Verotika, way back in Episode 1. It was a time of plague, broken legs, and both of our antiheroes being in completely different relationships than they are now. As it's...

Hello. Is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear us, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage are back with yet another exciting episode of the Cinematic Autopsy Podcast! This time, the Diabolic Duo are covering the surreal Pink Floyd - The Wall. Along the way, we blow your mind with the state Gotham City is located in, what slang the young people are saying, why Charles hasn't wri...

There's no such thing as a Hollywood ending, but there is another new episode of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage (of C. L. Squared Productions)'s Cinematic Autopsy podcast! This time, our Diabolic Duo, cover the Scottish zombie musical, Anna and the Apocalypse! While discussing how many countries bowling exists in; the difference between rock musicians and theatre kids; the long lost...

Suddenly, Seymour, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back with an episode so epic, Chelsea had to fight her bowels to complete it. An episode that don’t come from no black lagoon, it's from past the stars and beyond the moon as The Diabolic Duo cover Frank Oz's 1986 cult classic, Little Shop of Horrors. Listen in as Charles and Chelsea analyze the music...

What's the buzz? Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions will tell you what's a happening, as they delve into the 1973 rock opera that inspired so many, including our two friends and humble narrators, Jesus Christ Superstar! In this all singing, all dancing episode (yes, once again, there is actual singing going on), we talk about the movie, the play, and along t...

Hot Patootie, bless our soul, Charles and Chelsea are back with their podcasting gold as the Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions talk about the 1975 rock opera that defined the midnight movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show! On as heavy, black, and pendulous storm clouds rage outside, our heroes discuss the film, scene by scene, while also going over its impact on the LGBT community, the diff...

A new phase of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy is upon us as Charles D. Lincoln and star of stage, screen, and Sephora, Chelsea LeSage, cover the 1974 Brian de Palma rock opera, Phantom of the Paradise! While ink doesn't mean much to us, we never thought we'd meet the devil, either, so have a slice of Beef, say Goodbye to Eddie, and sit back while the Diabolic Duo cover Phantom...

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions finish up their "Original/Remake" Theme with the 2009 remake of Last House on the Left. While going scene by scene, we also discuss prison uncles, bad writing for female characters, name changes, houses being on the wrong side of the street, dragons making us sad, and so much more. The house is oddly on the right when we...

With a special interview with Last House on the Left star, Marc Sheffler ("Junior"), Charles D. Lincoln (son of Last House star Fred J. Lincoln ) and Chelsea LeSage return to cover the film that made people afraid to buy pot from strangers in the 1970's. With Marc Sheffler taking us behind the scenes and beyond, the Diabolic Duo also cover the film in their usual hilariously profane...

The rumours are true. Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage continue their tango in the night about how heroes are hard to find, playing future games in the kiln house as they cover the 2015 American remake of Martyrs. A mirage of bare trees, the watered down remake, barely a tusk of the original, is examined fully by the Diabolic Duo. Go your own way and then play on, it's a Cinematic Autopsy...

Bonjour, French Extreme! It's C. L. Squared Productions' Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, here to talk about Pascal Laugier's infamous 2008 film, Martyrs! Diving into the deep end of one of the most controversial and unpleasant movies of all time, The Diabolic Duo will dive in, scalpels in hand, to analyze Martyrs!

Grab your colored contacts and hide your awkward mom boner, because it's time for yet another exciting episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy. In our latest examination, The Diabolic Duo dive fully into the 2022 remake of Goodnight, Mommy, starring the Queen of Remakes, Naomi Watts. Listen as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions analyze the film wh...

In this episode, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions analysize the 2014's Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala film, Goodnight, Mommy, a tale of two twin brothers and the woman who may or may not be their mother.

After a brief interruption by the awfulness that is life, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back with a new episode. New Episode. New Pinhead. New puzzles. New Hellraiser. That's right! The Diabolic Duo are here to cover the 2022 Hulu reboot of of the Clive Barker franchise. Along the way, we discuss what the spinny thing in the park is called, tenant right...

What is your pleasure, sir? In our latest episode (which is NOT sponsored by the Pillfinder app), Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions tear your soul apart with our thoughts on Clive Barker's 1987 horror masterpiece, Hellraiser! While discussing the film, The Diabolic Duo also go into how awesome Iggy Pop is, why Clive Barker had to work with only male roaches, ho...

Whenever people complain about remakes always being bad, there's two films that always get brought up to counter that argument, this being one of them (with the other being John Carpenter's The Thing), so with Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions exploring originals and their remakes, how could we not eventually get to 1978's remake of Invasion of the Body...

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to the 1950's, this time performing their magic on Don Siegel's 1956 classic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, where we discuss the wisdom of squeegee men, the draconian powers of the 1950's studio system, how to tell if your friends and loved ones have been replaced, the changing definition of sexual harassment, why one may need lube for the...

Get your pinata and clingwrap, and drive on down to the Old Crawford Mill, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are going to take you down to Texas, as we explore the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Along the way, we discuss animals in lockers, the bisexuality of food choices, what year people started calling each other "dude," and much m...

The podcast which you are about to listen to is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of two filmmakers, in particular Charles D. Lincoln and his production partner, Chelsea LeSage. It is all the more tragic in that Leatherface does not show up until the movie is halfway over. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much...

A very different Freddy Kreuger, a very sick Charles D. Lincoln, and a very mixed bag of a film as the aforementioned afflicted Charles is joined by his fellow C. L. Squared Productions partner Chelsea LeSage, once again, as the Diabolic Duo cover the 2010 remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.

One...Two..Charles and Chelsea Coming For You...with another episode of our Cinematic Autopsy Podcast! This time, covering Wes Craven's 1984 horror masterpiece A Nightmare on Elm Street. Get yourself a glass of warm milk, put on your ridiculously long nightgown, and put your tv on your balls because The Diabolic Duo are here to discuss squishy pancake stairs, swimming pool bathtubs, how long e...

Burn through the ditches and something something with the witches, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are here to operate on Rob Zombie's 2007 remake of Halloween. Along the way, they'll discuss executive producer interference, the difference between various types of mucus, CG knife merkins, the Spy Kids/Machete expanded universe, period appropriate...

Cue the iconic score and walk as slowly as you can because, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are about to discuss John Carpenter's 1978 horror classic, Halloween. Along the way, we'll discuss misadventures in babysitting, drug dealer Yelp reviews, the 1970's horror expanded universe, elevating material, the oddness of 70's panties, and much much mo...

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are certainly not going to buy this film for a dollar, as we cover the 2014 reboot of Robocop. Kicking and screaming to just get through the film, the whole way, we discuss great actors with bad material, fun facts about the original Robocop, Doggy TV, what the best show on television is, and much much more.

The Diabolic Duo, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to discuss the 1987 classic, Paul Verhoeven's Robocop! Listen as we soberly forget Kurtwood Smith's name and keep calling him Red Foreman the entire podcast; marvel as we discuss 80's news stories, and witness the awesomeness that is us discussing our upcoming feature film debut on October 20th, 2023! You'll buy that fo...