Can't Hardly Watch

This week we kick off Bad SNL Movie month with another film in the prestigious 0% Rotten Tomatoes club, It's Pat!

This week we discuss Critters, one of the countless Gremlins knock offs!

This week don't fuck with the Chuck because we're talking Child's Play 3!

With the Blumhouse reboot, Wolf Man hitting theaters soon, we decided to check out the forgotten 2010 remake, The Wolfman. Not even an Emily Blunt side boob could save this slog of a film. 

This week we turn the page on 2024 by discussing some of the movies we saw last year and talk about what films we're looking forward to this year. 

Jack's back but sadly Shannon Elizabeth is not. This week we conclude our Christmas extravaganza with Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman!

We interupt our Christmas extravaganza to bring you a very special 100th episode on Anaconda- a childhood favorite of ours featuring a POWERHOUSE performance from Jon Voight! We appreciate the support from our 10s of listeners! Here's to 100 more!

This week we welcome Jamie Lee Curtis into the 4 timers club as we discuss Christmas with the Kranks, the frustrating comedy that will leave you asking "In what fucking reality?" 

Hulksters rejoice! This week we welcome Hulk Hogan into the 3 timers club as we discuss the forgotten Christmas comedy, Santa With Muscles which randomly has several connections to That 70s Show!

The week we watch On Deadly Ground-the first (and only) movie Steven Seagal ever directed and ask the question- what does it take to change the essence of a man? 

This week we celebrate the end of this election cycle with First Kid starring Sinbad- the comedian NOT the sailor.

This week we discuss The Green Inferno, Eli Roth's cannibal "horror" film that has more dicks, masturbation, and poop than it does actual cannibalism. 

This week get ready to winky dinky your stinky pinky because we watch the totally politcally correct 2002 cross dressing "comedy" Sorority Boys.

This week we discuss Dirty Grandpa- a comedy so horny it will leave you cumming or dying!

If you thought The Fast and Furious was cool, you're just a pussy-bitch because this week we discuss Torque, the most 2004 movie of all time!

Gobble gobble it's turkey time! This week we mourn the break up of Bennifer and celebrate their biggest embarrassment, Gigli.

This week we welcome Miles Teller to the three timers club as we discuss the forgotten Hangover knock off, 21 and Over.

This week we discuss the insane Brat Pack comming-of-age flick, St. Elmos Fire!

This week we discuss the erotic mystery-thriller, The Loft starring none other than international sex symbol Eric Stonestreet aka Cam from Modern Family!

Siri, play I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eye Peas because this we look back at the 2009 FX Hall of Famer, X-Men Origins: Wolverine starring Will.i.am!

This week we discuss the glorified Lifetime movie, The Boy Next Door starring J-Lo and the dude from Step Up Revolution.

This week we discuss the disaster flick, Dante's Peak which features the worst grandmother in cinematic history!

This week we discuss the very perverted 00s teen comedy, Sleepover which for some reason sees these recently graduated middle schoolers being persued by older men?!

This week we discuss Deep Rising, the cult creature feature about ass eating tentacle monsters! 

This week we conclude Apocalypse month with another film in the prestigious 0% Rotten Tomatoes club, Left Behind starring Can't Hardly Watch icon Nic Cage and Jordan Sparks randomly?!?!