Cane & Corey

Another FFAF (Free For All Friday) where its discovered that someone on the show has shaved another man's....what?? It's totally not gay, though, as you'll hear. Plus, and this is YUGE, Cousin Rick shares the secret to success, and it's something EVERY man can do!

Too Short Shirt Guy, Slopey Sales, Matchy, and No Underpants Guy got off easy compared to Cane, although it does make sense. Plus, No Underpants Guy makes his weenis impossible to notice, but is it sus to look? ALSO, rowing from Cali to Hawaii is nothing compared to these jugglers.

Corey accidentally showed us what he's been watching on his phone... and let's just say his algorithm deserves its own investigation. We also try to figure out how Dave Portnoy can have all that money and still behave like... well, Dave Portnoy. Then Cane drops the hottest take of the year by claiming Corey Feldman has actually gotten better . At that point, we seriously considered staging...

And pictures of Shrek and Fiona from Shrek 5 have been released, and the internet is pissed that Fiona is pretty now, because of course they are. But wait, is there even a difference? Plus we break down the 10 HOUR affair that is Taylor Swift's wedding.

Corey poses the question....sometimes dick parenting pays off? Also, Supergirl is a bomb because nobody believes in lady superheroes, and she's a selfish Gen Z'er anyway, so the whole premise is totally unbelievable.

Former baseball player Aubrey Huff angered many with his LGBTQ comments, but is he wrong? Names that pretty much determine your weight, and it's never ok to hit a woman, but we might have found an exception.

Plus, if you save a pool chair with a towel and go back to your room to sleep more, are you a douchebag or crafty? Who did it better, Norway fans or Vikings fans? Corey translates British slang.

We share our crushed dreams in a more intimate, abbreviated show. Jai joins by phone and manages to offend almost everybody in a mere twenty minutes.

Plus, we discuss the best chick fight ever, (thanks Knicks parade), World Cup tourists falling in love with America gives us hope, and why a little baseball team named the York Revolution is about to sell a lot of jerseys.

Also, can someone come get Clavicular and his minions and take their "maxxing, mogging" butts far, far away? World Cup highs and lows, and we need to have a word with Google Images. It thinks Corey looks like Sam Smith, and he's not happy. The rest of us think it's hilarious.

A near-death experience turns into an absolute banger, and Cane's latest song proves trauma really does pay royalties. Cane also finally admits that fandom is kind of ridiculous (welcome to the club). Plus, we break down what might be the greatest UFC post-fight speech of all time. Bad decisions, great music, flying fists, and much more!

HelloFresh has somehow turned customer retention into an extreme sport. At this point, all we can do is raise a glass and say, “Bottoms up.” And Jai is back, and so is everyone's favorite pastime: a spirited round of "Utter Nonsense" PLUS MUCH MORE!

Boners are great, but not when they keep you "up" all night, plus, how much is too much to spend on Knicks playoff tickets? $5000 perhaps? That's not too much for Corey, is it?

"Dat bit tuff" is the new saying, apparently...and what happens to the poor trapped sperm when you get your tubes tied? We get all science-y and learn the gross answer on the fly.

Plus, Jai fondly remembers his "bricking" days, and a Listener Am I a Dbag for the ages.

Plus, angry wheelchair guy goes off on the fats, and Corey walks you through his "first time."

The comments section never disappoints—especially when there’s absolutely no chance these are actual band names. Meanwhile, Cane chooses breathing over Sydney Sweeney?!? We have questions. Lots of questions. And a proposed men's bathroom layout has the ladies up in arms (and probably forming a committee). PLUS: more questionable decisions, more internet chaos, and much more!

Most of us just think these things… but Jai? Jai says them out loud with the confidence of a man who’s never met consequences. Normal everyday actions that become so painfully embarrassing....never snore on a plane! And honestly, he should probably stick to football… because judging by the results, absolutely nothing is ‘cooking’ for him in college. PLUS so much more chaos nobody asked for… but so...

The grossest story ever told… and somehow it comes from the LAST person you’d ever suspect. We also dive into the kind of thoughts that should probably stay locked in your brain forever because saying them out loud could get you legally disowned by society. Plus, we attempt to uncover what Jai’s actual job is… and after a full investigation, we’re still not convinced he has one. AND somehow, there...

Also, it turns out size matters when it comes to whether a mermaid can float.

Plus, science, books, and horse farts...Cool or Not Cool?

Cane had an absolutely unhinged weekend hopping the friendly skies — somewhere between TSA and “Sir, we’re gonna need to ask you a few questions.” His bingo card was chaos: delayed flights, questionable decisions, and conversations that definitely should’ve stayed in the group chat. This episode goes completely off the rails as we discuss masturbation and the strangest places we’ve ever handled “p...

Plus "cool" is still slang we use, but we need to bring back "giggle water" and "pants gravy!"

It's just another day in Cane's Life where he has dreams about Corey!

We all collectively agree Sydney Sweeney can do no wrong—honestly, even her farts probably smell like vanilla cupcakes. Also… is that tree actually moving, or is this guy just experiencing premium, top-shelf enlightenment ? And Cane… does he have mouse finger, or is that just the long-term effects of a committed relationship with one-ply toilet paper?