Butt Metal Blast Cast

The Booty Blazzting Boyez™ back with their first episode after a couple of months of hibernation! In this episode, those Bud Blazing Boys™ explore the trials and tribulations of applying Icy Hot to your testicles, they analyze the aesthetic intention behind Sacred Son's album covers, they envision a high school comedy about a living skeleton assigned to be an undead skeleton in a biology class (a...

In this episode, The Booty Blood Boys™ are joined by a very special guest, fan, and friend of the show, The Shadowy One! The Bud Blasé Boyz™ learn how The Shadowy One became a fan of their silly lo-fi and low culture podcast. They discuss the New York City metal scene vibes and community and whether either has been affected by the closure of St. Vitus. They explore the generational divide between...

In this episode, Judge Dredd and Wulf talk to returning guest Shelby Lermo. Shelby writes, records, and performs in a plethora of bands, including Ulthar, Human Corpse Abuse, Thanatotherion, and most recently: NAILS. During our talk, Shelby compares touring in the United States with touring in Europe. With Shelby, the Booty Blasting Boyz™ pontificate why small-town shows can be some of the best sh...

 In this episode, the Bud Blazting Boyz get to the bottom of the issues that really matter: what are their favorite soups, and what kind of metal do their favorite soups match most closely to? They investigate the Venn diagram showing the overlap of wooks, those who have sacred geometry tattoos, and those who sell the best weed. They discuss how sports are just a civil representation of war for so...

In this episode, Wulf and Judge Dredd are coming hot off the heels of their interview with Garry Brents of Memorrhage (Ep. 34), so the Boyze™, joined by Professor Grindstein, delve into their ongoing obsession with the return of nu-metal. In addition, they analyze how genres generally evolve from underground rawness to mainstream gloss. They also explore the "Ship of Theseus" paradox as it relates...

In this episode, the Butte Blazzst Boyezzz™ talk with a very special guest by the name of Garry Brents. Garry is the prolific solo artist behind projects such as Sallow Moth, Homesick, and Gonemage, as well as being one half of underground legends, the now-defunct Cara Neir. However, Garry is currently probably most well-known for Memorrhage, a project that incorporates a healthy dose of 90s nu-me...

In this episode, the Butte Blazzter Beaus™ Wulf and Judge Dredd create a horrorcore/black metal crossover band generated completely by AI. The Boyezz™ ask AI for their backstory, the album title and cover of their debut, and the bands they have beef with. Much of this is generated in the style of Joe Pesci's character from Goodfellas with undertones of Lovecraftian horror, capeesh? The Boyst™ cons...

In this episode, the Bidet Blast Boys™ analyze a dream in which there is a meta movie called OSHA: The Movie starring Mel Gibson as a worker so dedicated to work that he was willing to work even while mortally wounded. The Boiz™ dive deep into the etymology of rizz and jizz only to realize that they are actually cognates (not really), and, as a result, the Boyz™ prepare themselves for the oncoming...

( NOTE: this episode was recorded at the end of Summer 2021 and was lost to the annals (read: anals) of Butt Blast history as editing other, more timely episodes took priority. Enjoy!) The Buddhist Blatt Boizst™ pontificate over the influence of Kyuss, especially the butt rock vocal stylings of John Garcia. They play a true or false quiz game based on an absurd, but somewhat typical, self-serious...

Have you seen teenagers recently wear ball chain necklaces, black lipstick, baggy jeans, and Slipknot shirts? Have you wondered what's with all of the bounce rhythms infiltrating metalcore over the last few years? Oh, you haven't heard? NU-METAL IS BACK!  Are you just as confused as we are? Did you, like us, put all of your money on ska coming back whereas nu-metal wasn't even on the bingo card? I...

The Butt Blasters™ have not one, not two, but THREE special guests by the names of CJ, BC, and Mark of the Beast. CJ is a longtime friend of the show and, together with BC, plays in the atmospheric post-black metal band Marsh of Swans . Mark of the Beast is also a longtime friend of the show and is both our resident bad lyrics analyst as well as our kvlt credibility maintainer.   In this episode,...

Have you come across a map on social media showing the ratio of female to male metal musicians by country? Or have you seen a bar graph showing what months the most metal albums are released annually? If you have, there is a good chance that you have come across data visualizations created by Metal Stats. In this episode, the Boo Boo Butt Boys™ Judge Dredd and Wulf interview Metal Stats about his...

In this episode, the Bud Bladt Bloi™ Judge Dredd, Wulf, and the Inverted Cross-Examiner take on guest Ian Chainey's Metal Archives-based game Tic Tac Dio. You will hear the Bust Blatt Beauze™ utter unforgivable blasphemies as they excavate the deepest recesses of their minds to unearth the most obscure metal trivia and knowledge of six degrees of metal separation necessary to play the game. Which...

The Butte Blazzt Beauz™ reflect on their existential anxieties (or lack thereof) over aliens in light of the recent congressional hearings and two VERY, VERY credible posts from Reddit and 4Chan. In order to waylay their alien anxiety, they discuss their capacity to eat chicken wings followed by a lively game testing their knowledge of both band and weed strain names. Finally, they explore the sor...

The Butt Blast Boyez™ explore the Headless Horseman-themed metal of Sleepy Hollow and neighboring Tarrytown while trying to figure out what the hell is up with Northeastern United States geography. They also provide their beef jerky siqq piqqs and discuss the different tiers of weed that drug dealers named Snake and Sorgen can sell you.

The Butt Blastin' Boyz™ dive deep into the discography one of the most legendary and influential death metal bands of all time: the Ancient Ones themselves...MORBID ANGEL.  Is Illud Divinum Insanus redeemable? Is it ACTUALLY the worst Morbid Angel album? Why must there be so many interludes? Is Trey Azagthoth ok? AND...what is THE BEST Morbid Angel album? These questions may not be answered by any...

In this episode, the Butt Blast Beauz™ Judge Dredd and Wulf talk with Gene Meyer of Bandit. Gene is not only the vocalist of one of the best grindcore bands around today but he is also a therapist (specializing in helping metal/hardcore musicians and fans) and a stand-up comedian (specializing in exploring the absurdities of dating metal and hardcore fans)! The Butt Blasters™ interrogate Gene abou...

The Butt Blastin' Boiz™  explore whether psychics are just magic therapists, they ponder if Dying Fetus album covers could be mistaken for red-state death metal, and they speculate how much weed Bongzilla can smoke before not being able to perform their music. Plus, the Butt Beaus™ get their fortunes read by their in-house Level 1 Tarot Mage! This and more in Episode 22 of the Butt Metal Blast Cas...

The Butt Blast Boize™ (along with returning guest and friend of the show Gorn) explore the dark underbelly of drug use and drug laws (and drug-fueled competitive eating), hypothetical impossible genres, and what happens when you vomit in the pit at an Amon Amarth show.  

In this episode, we have a very special guest by the name of Ian Chainey (a.k.a. Wolf Rambatz). Ian has been writing about metal for approximately 20 years with publications such as Stereogum and Invisible Oranges, as well as with his own Plague Rages substack containing the Booster and VaccZine newsletters. He is also a co-host of no fewer than THREE podcasts: Plague Rages, Nu Metal Agenda, and R...

In this episode, the Butt Blast Boiz™ dive deep into a formative band for the whole gang: the legendary ithyphallic pharaohs of death metal brutality and technicality themselves: NILE. With the foundational question "What does 'brutal' mean to us within the context of metal?", the Butt Blast Beaus™ determine ONCE AND FOR ALL what the most brutal Nile of ALL-TIME is. The Butt Blasters also discuss...

Shelby Lermo (currently of Vastum, Ulthar, Human Corpse Abuse, Naughtskeid, AND A SECRET BAND HE'S LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT) joins the Butt Blast Boyz™ as they discuss his move to Washington D.C. from the Bay Area, his musical projects past and present, and his recovery from throat cancer. Vastum: https://vastum.bandcamp.com/ Ulthar: https://ulthar666.bandcamp.com/ Human Corpse Abuse: htt...

The Butt Blast Boiz™ discuss the impact that Metal Archives has had on them as well as on the larger world of metal, they determine whether Deeds of Flesh is the ultimate run-of-the-mill death metal band, and they analyze lyrical trends in black and death metal

In this episode, the Butt Blast Boyz™ talk about the potential for Slipknot to exploit fan labor, analyze the ethics of the Pantera reunion, and deconstruct the dad outfit preferred by reunited thrash from around the world. They also dive into the sick new releases from Ancient Enemy and Old Grey Horror . Check out the links below! Ancient Enemy Bandcamp: https://ancientenemy.bandcamp.com/ Instagr...

Listen as the Butt Blast Boyz speculate whether Rule 34 applies to pornogrind, hypothesize that pop-punk is just proto-Depressive Suicidal Black Metal, and analyze the internet's most confounding band: Etienne Sin