But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

You've been cooking turkey bacon wrong your entire life & Look at the beading 10.07.2026 12:19 ↓

Fireworks or gun shots?!

You're worth an additional $8, baybee 08.07.2026 12:49 ↓

also- almonds dont expire

No shirt, no shoes, no crappy customer service 06.07.2026 15:35 ↓

iphone vs android, xbox vs playstation, & does pineapple belong on a pizza?

Mandalorian & Grogu is dumb but it's okay because nothing matters 04.07.2026 15:22 ↓

i also watched (and loved) Obsession

"Less than 50% peanuts" IS A LIE 03.07.2026 16:30 ↓

also, Raley's overcharged me but then refunded me double what they owed me (okay, it went from $1 to $2, but still..)

Who actually likes tootsie rolls?; Dance with the 1 that brought you; & My Lip BooBoo 01.07.2026 11:32 ↓

also: bees in the drywall

A Little Library revamp/ reboot/ relaunch/ reset 29.06.2026 26:26 ↓

also: Bands should solely play covers. No original material, please!

Did you bite the inside of your right cheek? 26.06.2026 13:27 ↓

also: what happened to bubble gum fluoride, our neighbour Kathy Bailey is running for West Sacramento City Council, do not put hot water in your cup o' noodles & how do we feel about people who leave their car at the gas pump then go inside the Arco for 25 minutes?

That sourdough ain't sour! 24.06.2026 17:10 ↓

We bought some bomb bread from a mom n pop shoppe ( Check out their bread on their 'gram @the_lee_loaf )

Carolyn likes gloopy foods, sews Vince's undies & got her first credit card (Microwave your own dang food) 21.06.2026 22:48 ↓

also: she cut Frankie's nails. plus+ Frankie got scared eating grass.

Crying in the Grocery Outlet (I will touch that hot oven again) 19.06.2026 9:26 ↓

walking into spider webs the worst feeling ever, ordering a 6 inch sub at Subway is a waste of time, i dont like sitting on dining room chairs, Dads are the only one who recharge the cordless vacuum, you're supposed to separate english muffins with a fork not a knife & potato chips > tortilla chips.. oh and we're the #3 Fast Food podcast in the entire country of the United States of...

I watched that movie Michael; oh, and Bad was the 7th best song on the Bad album 17.06.2026 20:24 ↓

Coming up.. The Top 7 songs of Bad, the album by Michael Jackson

Birds droppin' upper deckers & Bug Census 14.06.2026 13:08 ↓

also: i tried the Panda Express Cantonese brisket and Lennox wants "better looking clothes"

Wastin' $16 on a cup o' ice in Magaritaville 12.06.2026 33:54 ↓

also: Open In Case of Emergency, Cake pop regret & Maximum power to front shields!! plus: no tip because sorry you just handed me a can, Lake Tahoe view of the Bally's ceiling, Carolyn found a hair in her bed & a $16 cup o' ice.

I want to be at Margaritaville, drinking margaritas, while listening to Margaritaville repeat 11.06.2026 15:48 ↓

also: What do u have against prostitution?

Choose One: Sit in the sun or stand in the shade 09.06.2026 14:31 ↓

also: after 24 hours, an in-n-out burger turns into a McD's burger

Trader Joe's Mushroom Chicken is terrible 05.06.2026 14:19 ↓

also, I tried BTS (yes, that boy band) noodles and energy drinks

"We will never be as close as we are, than right now." 02.06.2026 15:42 ↓

also: Lennox cooks eggs with chop sticks, calls his friends baby & called me boring

Gnat in my Hollandaise Sauce 02.06.2026 30:09 ↓

also, we threw away $40 in alcohol, does wearing an Aaron Judge shirt really make you happy(?) & make the chef slice n dice!

Marty Supreme is a supreme waste of time (I came up with that myself) 29.05.2026 6:59 ↓

and can we all be honest and admit ping pong sucks?

KEEP FROZEN is a lie, spider silhouette & a Vincey-do list 26.05.2026 19:32 ↓

the bed is half-made, half-messy

ima seek a 2nd, cheaper opinion 25.05.2026 20:05 ↓

"Do you want your wife's tires to explode?" -Meester Pao

Morning curfew? 24.05.2026 7:39 ↓

Lennox wanted to go to the gym at 3:36AM

Alix Earle Isn’t Worried About Tom Brady Seeing Other People: QUOTE ‘Never Been Serious’ UNQUOTE OPEN PARENTHESES (Exclusive) CLOSE PARENTHESES 22.05.2026 5:36 ↓

GET RID OF THAT THAT!

Hot Costco Chicken Bake juices rained down upon thee thigh 20.05.2026 15:31 ↓

also: Vince wore the same shirt to Costco he bought a Costco just a few weeks ago, Costco meatloaf is terrible & the $9 blueberry sourdough loaf was so bad we threw it away