Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Come and see Burnt Toast live in Oxford on Thursday 14th March at the Old Fire Station with Six Figure Success: the 26th Douché essential oils world distributor convention! Book tickets to the live, interactive comedy show now at  https://oldfirestation.org.uk/whats-on/six-figure-success/

36,000 feet up and not a sink prawn in sight. Will this nightmare ever end? Yes. It ends here. – Burnt Toast Presents: The Final Episode Featuring: Nathan Peter Grassi, Ida Berglöw Kenneway, Emily Wilden, Miranda Shrapnell, Krage Brown, Jess Lloyd-Jones and David Gurney. Written & Created by Thom Munden Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden Season 3 artwork by: deprivedanxiety Thanks to everybody t...

In hell no one can hear you file a complaint.  - Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi, Jess Lloyd-Jones & Krage Brown Written & Created by Thom Munden Artwork by: deprivedanxiety Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast Follow us on Instagram @everybody.panic © 2022 everybody panic

To: {INSERT NEW EMPLOYEE NAME HERE} The queen wishes me to write and welcome you to {INSERT LOCATION HERE}. Her majesty was also touched to know {FIELD#33NAMEADDRESS} was present to {#} this special occasion. I am to send her majesty’s {BEST WISHES/DEEP REGRET} to you. Lady Helen Bonbon Lady-in-waiting – Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures Featuring, Krage Brown Written & Created by Thom...

Flat 12, Bloomsbury House, EC14 4JJ Ma, Here’s a copy of the tape I done. Jez says the manager at Woolworths is going to show it to the girls in the shop. Is it ok if I keep a few hundred boxes of eau de toilette in the spare room? It’s Barrymore’s new one so I reckon I can shift it all down the women's clinic at the weekend. Make sure you keep it away from the electric fire. And the dog. Gary – B...

16 April 1972 Sirs, It has come to my attention that some of the girls in the office have been complaining about unwanted advances from the butchers. While I do sympathise with them somewhat (after all those butchers have awfully big, hairy hands), it’s just a bit of fun on their part and I'd hate to take away what little joy they have in their miserable lives. If I had to strangle 400 cattle a da...

Gabby said we’ve all got to watch this thing I.T sent over before New Year’s Eve. Just make Terry watch it and he can update us on Monday morning. Also… tell me you saw Jane’s dress this morning? Did her meth addled mom knit it for her? Gross. She looked like she was wearing the blanket I buried my cat in. Kat Head of Human Resources – Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures Featuring, Ida Bergl...

-FAX- To All the staffs From Hans Eierkuchen Pages 1 Hi all, Let’s celebrate the new aircraft with this wonderful CD_ROMULUS that Heidi and chums has put together in the training form. Learning what we should all aspire to be, fully erect or not. I suggest you all digest this before embarking within her metal bowel and taking to the skies. It will serve you well to understand the different nooks a...

Mary, I’ve been asked to send you this pdf on depression as your overall body ‘stank’ is becoming an issue in the office and can only mean you're either deeply depressed or your mother’s brought another ‘man friend’ home to stay. If reading is too much effort for you, I’m recording it on tape next week. You can have a copy so long as you leave $4 on my desk to cover the cost of cleaning the smell...

Dear all, The power of a smile can increase profits by as much as 904%. Please remind your teams they’re all contractually required to smile for their entire 12 hour shift, even while Brenda from the deli counter cradles them in the women's bathroom and dries their tears with her dead husband's Dukes of Hazzard vest. Play this DVD at the next team huddle. I’ll know if you don’t. Matt North West Re...

To Terry McPhearson From Keven Streep Subject: FW: Training edit Terry, Please do not download that wetransfer, it’s the wrong version of the edit. I’ll send over the correct version as soon as I can. Please, Terry. It wasn’t my fault. Regards, Keven Steep Head of Internal Training United Fusion Coal —---- To Terry McPhearson From Keven Streep Subject: Training edit Terry, Here’s a link to the fin...

– ALL TEAM MEMO – Do not look the meat harvester in the eyes. – Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi Ida Berglöw Kenneway Written & Created by Thom Munden Edited by: Krage Brown Artwork by: deprivedanxiety Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast. Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod © 2022 everybody panic

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To:   elmira_store5894@starcinemas.com Subject: April / May Team Update URGENT To any ushers who have yet to watch the interactive training DVD-ROM we sent out last month, this is your last warning. If you do not watch by next quarter you will be taken off the shift rota. NEW RELEASES Apparently people have been walking out of the new Meryl Streep movie. We’re contractually required to e...

Why do we eat turkey at Christmas? What’s the history of mince pies? Why do we decorate a tree? Professor Mary Bird answers none of these questions in ‘A History Of... Christmas.’ Make your presents known @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: A History Of… Christmas Featuring: Ida Berglöw Kenneway as Mary,  Jess Lloyd-Jones as Hettie and Lydia, Krage Brown as Dr Jan and David Gurney as Dr...

Potatoes, Carrots and Onions are in the pantry this week, what will Katie and Cumpty make? Rummage through Cumpty’s sack @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: Katie’s Pantry Featuring: Jess Lloyd-Jones as Katie and Cumpty. Written By Thom Raphael-Munden Edited by Krage Brown Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production

Civil unrest, widespread famine, toxic rain and mutant animals. This is local radio for the apocalypse. Find protective cover @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: Beans, Bullets & Band-aids Featuring: Krage Brown as Joe, Ida Berglöw Kenneway as Mary and Gareth Balai as the news anchor. Written By Thom Raphael-Munden Edited by Krage Brown Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production

It’s never too late to learn EVERYTHING. Join the growth garden and up-skill your life. From pottery to potpourri, flower arranging to industrial military complex management, Deedee can help you learn it all. Learn how to crochet wigs for dogs @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: Life Academy Featuring: Layla Katib as Deedee, Nathan Peter Grassi as Johnnie and Ida Berglöw Kenneway as Carrie. Writt...

Whip out your rods, get the boiled eggs ready and join Jerry down by the river bank. If you’ve seen Jerry or know of his whereabouts please contact the metropolitan police quoting case number 9201-23. Twaite Shad @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: Big Tackle Featuring: David Gurney as Jerry, Krage Brown as Derek, Ida Berglöw Kenneway as the Emergency Call Handler and Jess Lloyd-Jones as Gladis....

Relationships, complex and fragile, they govern and shape our lives. Join Isra Grass as he digs deep into the archives of our collective memories. Feel really smug @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: From The Archive Featuring: Nathan Peter Grassi as Isra, Ida Berglöw-Kenneway as Jean, Krage Brown as the British narrator and Roger and Jess Lloyd-Jones as Kath and Sarah. Written By Krage Brown &am...

Lynette Hedley probes deep into the world of little green men. Do you believe? Lynette Hedley doesn’t. Watch real abductions @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: Dark Sky Featuring: Jess Lloyd-Jones as Lynette, Gareth Balai as Mike and Ida Berglöw-Kenneway as Ava. With additional voices by the cast, Krage Brown and Nathan Peter Grassi. Written and Created by Thom Raphael-Munden Edited by Krage Bro...

Balls! Balls! Balls! Ben and Lynette get stuck into the world of sport. GOAL! Get the lads together for some banging sport chat. COME ON YOU BALLLLSSSS. Bribe us to host your sporting events @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: Planet Sport Featuring: Jess Lloyd-Jones as Lynette, Krage Brown as Ben, Jenny Johns as Jane and Gareth Balai as the narrator. With additional voices by the cast. Written a...

Great tits, badgers and sweaty builders. This week Cybil answers your gardening questions and shares her special jam recipe. Share photos of your bush @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: Cybil’s Garden Diary Featuring: Emily Wilden as Cybil, Ida Berglöw-Kenneway as Mummy and Krage Brown as Vlad. Written and Created by Thom Raphael-Munden Edited by Krage Brown Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody...

Join Patty Douche at Success-Freedom University, empowering you to become a Douche Essential Oils advocate in your neighbourhood. Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: Six Figure Success Featuring: Ida Berglöw-Kenneway as Patty and David Gurney as Dr Jose. Written and Created by Thom Raphael-Munden Edited by Krage Brown Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production

Season finale. We catch up with old friends Chris Thomas and Lindsay Waits. Burnt Toast features Jess Lloyd-Jones and Krage Brown with Gareth Balai and Nathan Peter Grassi. It was written by Thom Raphael-Munden. Follow the case on Twitter @BurntToastPod