Brothers Grimm Podcast

Biweekly schedule, polishing Chris's wood, how fast it changes, 3am furniture, knuckles deep, inflatable couch, Chris is a bitch, staycation, Bert keeps secrets, Rich and Acey Slade, Rich..., James & politics, top 40, Halloween costumes, 2025, world premiere, duct tape your wife.

Work phone, Bert showed up, Chris changed his battery, recording for the new Blood Feast record, staples in the floor, Walmart, bacon, Stat's new album, work sucks, Bert's onion got punched in, Rich's week, robbed in Newark, scissoring hurt's Rich's balls, John 5, candy, Bert and Hereafter, old artists, Bert shit during a show, Bert got Chris to quit, fantasy football, 21...

Chris brings us in, hot nuts in his mouth, Bert is old, Rich's week through Steph's mouth, Steph took over, the F'n hot tub, AC/DC & Chris, bootleg shirts, tie die shirts yuck, Blood Feast new song reveal, Bert's week of nothing, costs to repair, Bert peed, Cronos of Venom and celebrating his life, power to the people, WTF Jack Black, Quiet Riot and the new singer, Chri&apo...

They left and left Rich behind, hot tub plot, get a dog, Salisbury steak, widow, the newsletter, Chris had a long-time memory, pumpkin pancakes, Bert hurt his mouth, Bert by himself just like Rich, Sammy Hagar, intimate shows, ignorance and ghosts, silent driver to be a dick, what album did you hate but like now, Mark Rizzo & harassment, are we kids, music news is sad.

Rich forgot again, Bert had a wedding that he officiated, butcher shop, Ida got married, Bert the pastor, Bert grabbed his ass, DD everywhere, walking distance, Bert went to the Patriots game, lobster rolls, Chris's week, Ryan left his wife, Rich's week, Rich was allowed in the hot tub, Steph's identity, Ed Sherin, what a joke, government says what, Oz fest, Chris left! 

2/3 of the podcast sucks, Rich and TikTok, Scripted Stuff, Chris had a great show, the beach, no show runs on time, 2 things to do as a band, Dave got hurt, Bert and his band show, bassists, tour shirts, jean jacket, list of merch.

Steph was away, everything went to shit, Rich's shirts, hot tub, assholes, life360, Blood Feast rehearsal, Skynyrd, complete surprise, For Fuck Sake, the puppy, puppy breath, chewing, happy pee, the draft, Morbid Angel drummer, mean artists, OHTR, Dark Angel, label vs band, Saint Vitus, Anthrax, more Drew, Poison Drummer says Hollyweird sucks! 

Bert coming into a room, 112, 113 who is counting, Dre's texts, 49 CDs, Chris and Leatherwolf, left Chris a razor, Toy Story was blah, Cops and Chri's house, new rules for sleeping in bed, practice, 20-minute set, new puppy for Jas, movie Strays, shape shifter cat, poison ivy on Rich's cock, spam, the candy, Oz fest, Chris and his list, is rock dead, no formula to rap music, we are...

Batman signal, Chris punched Sheri in the neck, Bert was last, Bert got new teeth, false teeth and corn on the cob, Rich and DC, Spam, salt content, what is spam, song the almost never made an album, make the lyrics right, Anthrax, Exodus songs, funny song titles, Bert has a very hard game for us! 

2 weeks off, kids and Foreigner, Sheri had surgery, new Blood Feast, guys are away, booked and kicked off a show in the same breath, Rich did lawn work, spam, Milk Dick records, hot tubbin, Rich had a fire, the fest is a mess, Sid Wilson kicked out of Slipknot, 23 funny band names, vagina core band.

Stolen chair, work gloves, the list, the tent, Chris was in NY Mexico at the same time, Dave is in Japan, CJ is getting better, new singer, Bert Fest, taking time off for mom, First Jason, ride this wave, Rich's week, Dave and Jen showed up, beach edict, pre fame, Chris has a list, you left the band, Bert is a... PSA from Bert.

No candy, fuck candy, potted meat, pivet, Sheri's Bday, broke even, Chris wears a dress, go to the park, the bridge, Christmas, picture this, Jen and dinner, rich has a list, dick is out, nazi garbage, hate music list, renting, tribute to Mike Browning of Nocturnus, Brownd m&m's, Bert still has an issue with Dave Lee Roth.

How many shows, radio show, live shows, the rainstorm, Chris's cock was wet, Japan and Dave, Disney sing along, Sheri got catfished, what do you listen to, shit bagging the garden state, cooking, Spotify, America, this list sucks, Chris an hair, calling out celebrities, Bert and the internet, music monopoly, Bert and his wife, top 15 and Rich forgot, Bert went viral. 

Re-love Bert, favorite t-shirt, Rich rapes Bert, hiding Bert's shirts, Rich steals knives, can of heart attack, lefty fun-dipstick, Chris played Yonkers, peeing when you get up, gold and Mr. Softie, life became right again, Rich's week, ways to get Steph out of the house, Chris got in a dress, princess, National Men's Day, Bert and pee, man moment, woman's bathroom, Ripper, Chr...

Yonkers and Chris, knee deep in projects, TV on the wall, put a pin in it, ran out of ribs, fuck wrestling, fire hazard, out of hours, Elkton and Burned, bands got paid, hot tub, Steph, Chris cooking, think before you talk, depression, mental illness, metal movies, what is your professional level, cog in the wheel, about Bert, is Bert OK, smoking and couging.

Chris and Mexico, digital amp, what is a scam, CJ & Rich, got to go, Mexican food and Chris's asshole, Bert and cover bands, flip flops and a cock ring, Rich's week, Cincinnati zoo, Hippos, Chris and the razor, mystery flavor of an airhead, not most bands influence, Bret Micheals had a thought!

Fuck Bret Micheals, marked money, Rich and his shirts, beer can adapter, early rehearsals, Mexico & Chis, Bert said fuck overtime I'm golfing, the zoo, Steph and hippos, Al is cancer free, Al makes fun of Rich, Al makes his own cigs and is still smoking, Al spokes pot sometimes, Oh know, illegal downloads, what motives you, 250 celebration cancelled by Bret Micheals, sending dick picks, A...

Chris played a free festival in Mexico, it costs $30 to see local bands, Next Blood Feast shows, Ellefson hung out with Chris and things were said, Bert has a third band, Rich's week was a big one, Zetro is an ass?, whisper down the line, James and Zetro, plus he is a big Dukes fan, Chris is irritated, Bert is a douche, Tecchio bag, cost if touring, insurance scam.

Chris put his face on the mic, Blood Feast upcoming shows, beards are not working, May the 4th be with you, Mama Nat, the COCK card, Steph didn't care, Bert had a blow out, Steph ruined her surprise 50th bday and Bert and Chris actually didn't blame it on Rich, cartoons, Smashing Pumpkins, cock rock, thrash and grunge, Bert's bass was on fire, Bert spent $400 to fix it, Bert has a l...

Chris had an easy week, Blood Feast closing the bar, Jas has a new favorite bass player, in his territory, missing backpack, Chris said thank you, living the dream, Rich's week, price gun, Sheppard's pie, Tator Nat, The Dark People, Steph leads the ship, assholes, Bret Micheals live tour, suit & tie guy, Glam Fest, Poison issues, the knife, Bert and William Shatner with Dave Lombardo...

Seat filler, 547 episodes, Stat has a new drummer, what's her name, Bert liked the Brothers Grimm page finally, Blood Feast show, Chris is Gary, WrestleMania, corndogs, Bert had a date with Jas, Rich's week and it's a big one, Chris had road rage, black box royalties, Ted Poley and Sabastian Bach, politics and bands, navigational..., split paying the artist, sad state of music, rock...

12 hours of driving, uneventful week for Chris, Sheri picked out a new car, back waxing, napkin salsa, Bert and Paradice, Rich had a week... of another text group, bang your head, Suffocation, anus surgery, Chris again, Jack Osbourne, Coachella & David Lee Roth, Teddy Swims, pop cycle stick, Bret Micheals, faking cancer & gentlemen's bet.

Blood Feast Recording, will Rob Dukes hear the new Blood Feast and hate the vocals, Burning Witches and old dudes, mama Nat and handsome Bert, Bigler dice game, dog had to go back, Bigler egg hunt, show in Seifert, Rich's week with Alan Tecchio, Taproot, pizza toppings, wawa pizza, bands trying to put on a show together, the angry metal guy, salad days.

Chris had a very busy week, locally breaking the internet. Photo whore, Chris was a bodyguard if you can believe it for Cortney Cox of Burning Witches as some guy bought her stage used sneakers, standing at a show and not sitting down, Bert and Jas adopted a dog, smelling pee pees, alien cat, footsteps from a ghost again, easter eggs, AI and Pale Horse, list of crazy sales, NJ bars and lawsuits, c...

Blood Lust LP, work on the street, they did not tell us, send Al, Chris is all fucked up, what room will we sleep at... at the rest stop, you got 15 minutes, old man nap, Chris i a musical rookie, Bert did not take time off, dogs pissing, the perfect part, Bert has a question, road wine, pocket chips, coffee, Sheri still had pocket chips, translate road wine, Acheron cancels shows, Exodus review,...