Beer Thursday

You ever wake up and think, “Wow… I survived that?” Because today, Beer Heart, we’re diving into the kind of hangovers that make you question your life choices, your hydration levels, and maybe even your religion. If you’ve ever whispered “never again” while clutching a Gatorade, this round is for you. Round 335 ~~~~~~~ Join the Beer Thursday Patreon and support the show! The next 18 Patrons who j...

Space: the final frontier. And apparently, the perfect place to crack open a Miller Lite and settle some extremely important debates. In this spacey round 334, Shayne and Jay boldly go where no podcast has gone before, ranking the Star Trek captains from worst to first. It gets nerdy. It gets funny. It gets weirdly sentimental about Chris Pine. **In this round:** Who was the worst captain in Starf...

Y'all reckon you know how to talk right? Shayne and Jay crack open Round 333 to argue about the way folks say things depending on which side of the Mason-Dixon they grew up on. From crawfish boils to caramel sundaes, this one gets linguistic, a little chaotic, and completely off the rails in the best way possible. Topics include: Lightning bugs vs. fireflies (the internet is wrong) Lawyer, oil...

Lights, camera, attraction! Shayne and Jay are cracking open Round 332 and diving into the most beautiful characters ever put on screen. Not the actresses. Not their favorites. The *characters*. There's a difference, and these two are going to explain it while probably getting distracted by Ewan McGregor and Batman. Elizabeth Swann, Satine, and the Bond girls who started it all Jennifer Garner...

Ah yes, getting older. That magical time of life when you wake up with mystery bruises, your knees file noise complaints, and your biggest victory of the day is finding a parking spot you can pull through. Shayne and Jay crack open a cold one and get into the beautiful disaster that is aging, covering topics like: Waking up with injuries from the extreme sport of sleeping Body noises that nobody a...

Beer Heart, we thought this list had 15 phrases. Turns out it has more entries than a CVS receipt. But we’re committed. Or maybe we should be committed. Either way, grab a drink and join us as we stumble through Part 3 of the phrases we apparently can’t say anymore. Even though we just said all of them. Inspired by the article " ⁠30 phrases liberals won't let us say anymore⁠ ," which said 15 when...

Cape on. Cowl crooked. Beer cracked open. Shayne and Jay are back for Part 2 of their DC movie deep dive, and they brought receipts. Justice League had a suspiciously familiar villain. Aquaman had an identity crisis. Shazam somehow surprised everybody. And Harley Quinn got the movie she absolutely deserved. In this round: Did Justice League just recycle the Infinity Stones plot and hope nobody not...

Ever sat in a conversation nodding along like you totally get it, while internally screaming? Yeah. Shayne and Jay crack open Round 328 to tackle the fine art of pretending you know what you're talking about. Spoiler: they prove the point. Topics in this round: Wine tasting notes nobody actually understands (gunny sack and algebra pairing included) Whiskey flavors featuring oak, vanilla, and a...

Buckle up, because Shayne and Jay are back with another spin of the Random Topic Generator. Volume 8, baby! No script, no plan, no problem. From which holidays should get the axe to whether AI is our savior or our doom, this round covers it all with the warmth of a cold beer and the wisdom of two guys who probably should not be trusted with wisdom. Topics this round include: Which holiday deserves...

You know, Shayne, every time we try to talk about “phrases we can’t say anymore,” we somehow end up saying all of them… loudly… and usually in the wrong order. But hey, if you can’t laugh at canceled phrases, then bless you. No—wait. Sorry. Gesundheit. Or Jesus. Whatever keeps the internet happy. Join us for Part 2 of [so many] Phrases You Can't Say anymore. Check out Part 1 that aired back in Mar...

Can you dig it, beer hearts? Shayne and Jay crack open a cold one and travel back to the groovy days of the 1960s to debate which old-school slang should make a comeback and which ones should stay buried. Spoiler: Shayne went in completely blind, Jay had a list, and somehow it all worked out beautifully. **Round 322** Check out "30 Old-School Sayings That Deserve a Comeback" by DeVonne G...

Shayne and Jay crack open the sauce vault and rank their all-time favorite condiments from number five all the way to the top. It gets spicy, it gets cheesy, and it gets a little weird when bacon gravy shows up as someone's number one. No sauce is safe in this round, a redux of round 41. **In this round:** - Whataburger fancy ketchup vs. Chick-fil-A honey roasted BBQ - Raising Cane's sauce...

Grab your syrup and pull up a stool, because Shayne and Jay are serving up a fresh stack of breakfast wisdom on this round of Beer Thursday. From IHOP Harvest Grain & Nut pancakes to Australian pikelets to late-night diner runs in Fort Worth, this one is warm, buttery, and absolutely dripping with nostalgia. ~~~~~~~ **A few things on the menu this round:** The great syrup-to-pancake ratio deba...

Grab your cape and your cold one, because Shayne and Jay are suiting up for a DC Universe deep dive. Round 322 is a Redux of the classic BT40, and these two self-proclaimed experts (their words) are ready to settle the score between the DC and Marvel movie universes. Spoiler: Wonder Woman wins everything. Topics include: Man of Steel, Henry Cavill, and the Zod controversy Batman v Superman and why...

May the puns be with you. Shayne and Jay crack open a cold one and dig into five Star Wars quotes that hit way harder than you'd expect from a franchise with laser swords and a guy in a black helmet who breathes like he needs a nap. From Qui-Gon Jinn's focus philosophy to Leia's thoughts on hope, this round goes deep. Like, Marcus Aurelius deep. **Topics include:** Why your focus liter...

Brian Interviews the Durango Brothers. A very BeerThursday Redux round! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you never knew you needed has arrived. Brian crashes Beer Thursday to conduct the world's most important press junket: a deep dive into the legendary 2003 self-titled album by the Durango Brothers, aka Jay Ray and Shayne Seymour. It's part celebrity interview, part chaos, and entirely u...

Brian showed up, took over the mic, renamed the show Beer Tuesday, and somehow became the most prepared guest we've ever had. He came with notes. Actual grievances. And a Death Star ice cube. Topics include: - Brian's comprehensive audit of past Beer Thursday rounds - Crunch Berries, Honeycomb, and cereal crimes against humanity - The Overboard remake nobody watched (including Brian) - Joh...

You ever look back at your life and think, “Wow… I really zigged when I should’ve zagged… or at least paused for snacks”? Well, Shayne and I cracked open a couple of beers and a couple of emotional support regrets to explore all the life choices we might have done differently — assuming we had a functioning time machine and slightly better judgment. Turns out our alternate timelines include piano...

You know it’s going to be a wild ride when a Beer Thursday round starts with Elvis, detours through Snape, and somehow ends up with Keith Richards outliving the planet. Today we’re talking about celebrity deaths that hit us right in the feels. Some shocked us. Some shaped us. Some made us stop and say, “Wait… he was HOW old?” Grab a drink and a tissue, preferably in that order. In this round, we t...

You know, Shayne sprang this topic on Jay faster than Darth Vader force‑choking an admiral. One minute we’re talking Star Wars prequels; the next we’re knee‑deep in villains who could ruin your day, your planet, or your sleep schedule. Turns out we’ve got more favorite villains than we have working brain cells between us. And honestly, that tracks. In this round, we talk about: Darth Vader, the ga...

I always thought I loved Guinness, but after going to Ireland, I realized I had only been dating it casually. Now it’s a full‑blown relationship. This round is packed with Guinness facts so wild they should come with their own creamy head. Grab a pint, hold it up to the light, and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the Black Stuff. In this round we talk about: The 9,000‑year...

Cars, nostalgia, and questionable decisions behind the wheel — Round 314 of Beer Thursday is a full-throttle trip down memory lane. Jay and Shayne talk high school rides, dream cars, totaled memories, and the one car Shayne would take over a Ferrari. ~~~~~~~ You never forget your first car… especially if it was loud, fast, or smelled vaguely like gasoline and regret. In this round, your dreaded dr...

Today, your defenders of cleanliness are diving deep [like really scrubbing in] on one of the most polarizing hygiene debates known to mankind: bar soap versus body wash. Grab your loofah and settle in, because things are about to get sudsy. Bar soap vs. body wash: who wins the lather battle? Loofahs, charcoal sponges, and rags — which tool reigns supreme? The cost breakdown: is body wash REALLY m...

You know, Shayne and I set out to talk about Spider‑Man: Far From Home , but like any good Marvel movie, we immediately veered into a Phase One origin story. Because nothing says “focused podcasting” like spending twenty minutes ranking movies from 2008. Grab your shield, your hammer, or your preemptive‑strike bathroom plan — we’re assembling. Round 312! (A Redux of Round 28 from June 11, 2020!) I...

You ever look at your neighbor’s house and think, “Yep… something weird is happening over there”? Well, grab a lawn chair and a Solo Stove, because today we’re talking about the strange, suspicious, and occasionally flute‑powered mysteries of the folks next door. I’m Jay, and I promise I didn’t kill any of my neighbors — but I am keeping an eye on that shed. Round 311 Topics we hit: Mysterious lat...