Beat Our Quest

This one might offend our most Mid-Western minded listeners. For that we'd like to preemptively apologize for our butchering of your language, your culture, and your respectable sport of bowling. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle' Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Stewbert Bertmire' Paul Emrich as 'The General Manager' Email us at BeatOurQuest@Gmail.com or find us on most soci...

Lights, Camera, Anomaly. You wanna be a star don't ya? Why don't you grab some of those D4, throw them and we can see what kinda 3's you can conjure up. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle' Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Stewbert Bertmire' Paul Emrich as 'The General Manager' Email us at BeatOurQuest@Gmail.com or find us on most social media @BeatOurQuest.

I might've been projecting some of my own personal anxieties in this one- but I do think that's the reason I buy TTRPG books instead of going to therapy. I'm kidding, I'm not allowed to buy any more TTRPG books. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle' Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Stewbert Bertmire' Paul Emrich as 'The General Manager' Email us at BeatOurQuest@Gmail.com or find...

Idle hands become the devil's play things, so we're only going to let our players spend a little bit of time resting. They've got all kinds of office bureaucracy to catch up on. HR onboarding, New Hire Interviews, and if they're lucky they might have time for 'Happy' hour. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle' Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Stewbert Bertmire' Paul Emrich as 'T...

That's my secret, Captain. I've always been horribly underqualified for my position. Diego Perez is back as our illustrious CEO 'B.B' is back, here to have office policies written because of his actions. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle' Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Stewbert Bertmire' Diego Perez as 'B.B. 'The Balloon Boy'. Paul Emrich as 'The General Manager' Email us a...

The real 'Undercover Boss' experience is having to explain your whole job to the CEO and him telling you how he used to do it. But that's what it's like when you have a guest player! These are the 'Triangle Stories'. This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett &  Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify. Nat...

Gather round children and I'll sing you the tale of Alexander Peepsie and his Remembear. Oh you heard that one already? Well what about this one, it involves a photocopier demon. These are the 'Triangle Stories'. This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett &  Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify. Nate Va...

People have always said that my fear of bear-clowns was irrational, but I think we'll leave today knowing I was the rational one all along. These are the 'Triangle Stories'. This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett &  Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mend...

The most dangerous part about memories is that they sneak up on you when you least suspect it. The second most dangerous part is wolves. These are the 'Triangle Stories'. This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett &  Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mendez...

Failure is an opportunity to grow and go bowling with friends. Felix has a These are the 'Triangle Stories'   This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett &  Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle' Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Stewbert Bertmi...

Can we even have a successful podcast if we're being punished for making puns? This is the 3rd episode which means it's the most important one according to the laws of triangles. These are the 'Triangle Stories' This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett &  Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify. Nate Val...

Their first assignment was a great success, but how will our agents do returning to their every day lives? And how will they respond when adventure comes calling again? These are the 'Triangle Stories'  This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett &  Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify. Nate Valenti...

The agents have been assembled. The paperwork has been filed. The watercooler is cooled. These are the Triangle Agency Stories. This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett &  Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify. Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth' Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle' Tucker Dally Johnston as 'St...

If you're hearing this recording then listen close- you're a member of a select few who have been given access to these files. Gird yourself from the encroaching madness, and prepare yourself for the release of the Triangle Agency Files.   These agents shave been identified as:   Nate Valentine as Felix Fuzzworth Ivana Mendez as Barabelle Tucker Dally Johnston as Stewbert Paul Emrich as...

We all get together to talk about what it was like to record this first season, Paul answers some questions the players had, and we talk about some of our favorite moments. We'll be taking a break for a few weeks and we'll be back with the next season shortly. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez as 'Chad Brewers' Nate Valentine as 'Janet JC. Cromwell' Paul Emrich as 'Gam...

The final episode of our Kids on Bikes Campaign. The players reminisce about what they learned and maybe something they forgot to do.... This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign  using the Kids on Bikes system where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez as 'Chad Brewers' Nate Valentine as 'Janet JC. Cro...

We weren't even invited to this party and now we're in charge of saving it? What kind of party fouls are we going to run into? Join us for our penultimate episode this season! This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign  using the Kids on Bikes system where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez as 'Chad Br...

We weren't even invited to this party and now we're in charge of saving it? What kind of party fouls are we going to run into? Join us for our penultimate episode this season! This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign  using the Kids on Bikes system where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez as 'Chad Br...

I'd always wanted to be invited to a house party, but probably not one like this! This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign  using the Kids on Bikes system where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez as 'Chad Brewers' Nate Valentine as 'Janet JC. Cromwell' Paul Emrich as 'Game Master'. Music provided by...

I don't know about you, but knowing there was a party that I wasn't invited to is the worst thing to happen in school. Even worse when your alien ex is throwing that party. Is she his ex? This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign  using the Kids on Bikes system where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez...

Now that they stopped the devious Beeper Babies, the players go...back to class? This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign  using the Kids on Bikes system where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez as 'Chad Brewers' Nate Valentine as 'Janet JC. Cromwell' Paul Emrich as 'Game Master'. Music provided by '...

The players confront the creator of the devious Beeper Babies and finally tap into the Galactic Unity Division Powers. *CONTENT WARNING* This episode contains elements of body horror and some audio SFX that might make you uncomfortable. Sorry, I guess? This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign  using the Kids on Bikes system where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can hav...

Chad got BIT! CHAD GOT BIT BAD! Do you think Jared had his rabies shot? This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez as 'Chad Brewers' Nate Valentine as 'Janet JC. Cromwell' Paul Emrich as 'Game Master'. Music provided by 'Rebel Kicks'. Email us at BeatOurQuest@Gmail.c...

Nothing worse than seeing your ex in school. Well...maybe if the last time you saw her was on a field trip and she knocked you unconscious. What's Jackie doing here, and what does she know about Beeper Babies? This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivana Mendez as 'Chad Brewe...

A curious rage virus? Addictive children toys? Looks like a job for the 'Still Life Photography Club' (are they still?) starting at the Silver Ridge Mall!  Plus we meet a new parent! Who will it be and will they have an accent? This is a fully improvised TTRPG campaign where we test the limits on how much flexibility our players can have. Starring: Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Alfie Towers' Ivan...