Baseless Speculation

Zammit is sick, so instead enjoy this beautiful episode of Baseless Speculation+ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073

Joel Duscher is away getting his teeth pulled or getting more teeth or something we don’t know so Jackson and Zammit have teamed up for a retrospective on the worst two and a half hours of Jackson’s life: eating 12 eggs. If you’ve ever wanted to hear two men talk about eggs for an hour this is the podcast for you. Jackson provides a blow by blow of each horrible egg he was forced to consume and Za...

Is Star Wars cooked? Thats the question the boys dare to answer on this weeks episode. Grogu was kind of mid so does that spell disaster for star wars in general? Also man Ryan Gosling has been in a lot of movies and surprisingly most of them didnt do very well. Plus the boys throw aspersions at each other and the rich and famous, as is tradition. Don't forget to give them five stars on your p...

Oh the Boys! What a show! And now it's over and the BS Boys have seen it (or at least the finale) and now it's time to basedly react. Spoiler warning, the boys (our boys, not the show) aren't terribly impressed. Zammit has multiple suggestions for improvement, Duscher remembers an incident involving an elevator shaft, and Jackson reveals his nut preferences. Plus some important informa...

Star Wars is back on the big screen! For such a momentous occasion Jackson and Duscher decided to go to a midnight screening! They regret that! Was the movie good? Did anything happen in it? Is it good to see hutts fight each other with their disgusting slimy worm bodies? And most importantly, does Jackson have to eat 12 eggs? All questions are answered in this beautiful based reaction. The future...

Despite ostensibly ending twice already Toy Story is back with its fifth instalment, Toy Story 5! This time it seems like the toys are going up against tech (by which it appears they actually mean screens) in a battle for Bonnie's attention. The boys discuss this a bit, but mostly they discuss egg recipes, brain rot, and the best way to chug two litres of milk. Joel Duscher also does an "a...

It would be fair to say that the King of Pop Michael Jackson was a controversial figure. But did you know that in the 2026 movie Michael literally none of it is addressed because the movie ends in the late 80s? Did you also know that the movie ends with a sequel tease? How will they do that? How could they possibly make a movie about the second half of Michael Jackson's life? Don't they kn...

Amazon Prime's hit TV Series The Boys is coming to an end and who better to speculate on the ending of Amazon Prime's hit TV series The Boys than da boys?! Who's going to eat V1? Who's Homelander's bio-mom? Will Hughie be the one to stop God-Emperor Homelander? Will the give that bulldog V1 juice so he can finally live his dream of making sweet love to Homelander? All these que...

It's been a long time coming, but BS boys are finally talking about Mandalorian and Grogu. Do they want to see it? Do they understand it really? Is star wars still good in the year of our lord 2026? These questions are difficult to answer. What we do know is that in this episode Jackson whiffs it on the wheel twice with devastating consequences for both him and Zammit, and that sort of eats up...

We're in Sydney and JD went missing for a few hours but that doesn't matter right now because we're joined by Benny Davis to ask what our ideal sci-fi sequel would be, which was really just a ham fisted way for us to defend Avatar against the hurtful things Benny had to say about it and for Benny to be eternally disappointed in us. Learn about Quintin the cockatoo that really just need...

In blackest day, in darkest night, my ring! I will wear it so tight? And evil dead, from my ring, that’s the green lantern thing! Please note, the majority of this episode is dedicated to how easy it is to wreck your life by co-owning a pleasure horse with friends. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a...

JD has had 3 strong coffees and we all try podcasting: normal style for once in our gosh damn lives. Is this good? Is this what you want? Because it was hell for us. Hopefully after we see this film the most important question that is on everyone’s lips will be answered: is Ned still a wizard? Also a little addendum to today’s episode as in between recording this and it going live Paul got got by...

A lot of claims were made about the new Mario movie and none of them came true. For your listening pleasure, or viewing pleasure if you’re watching  youtube.com/@plumbingthedeathstar , JD eats 40 very cold chicken nuggets that he cares not for. So witness the best day of Jackson’s life in preparation for next week when Jackson has his worst day as he has to watch Midnight in Paris 4 times in a row...

Motel life isn't for everyone, especially when Bryce HATES you. But thank you for celebrating our 48th birthday in this empty parking lot. Anyways, Mario? He got another movie coming out? Would it be weird if we went on a first date to your family Christmas? Don't answer that. Don't worry about it. Hey, who do you think is the villain of Mario Galaxy? It can't be Bowser again, sure...

The world is bad and it keeps getting worse as your three favourite boys do their best to not just give up and spend the rest of their days in some kind of goon bunker away from everything that’s terrible. Unfortunately we can’t afford a bunker, for either gooning or non-gooning activities. Instead we have to look at the news and see how we’re all getting reamed this time. It’s unfair that we can’...

Sony continue to prove they're the funniest production company out there by making the big claim that they're gonna reboot the Sony Spider-Man Universe. Why? We dont know. But we're certainly gonna talk about it. Some people say you can't shit the same bed twice but clearly theyre very wrong. Here's hoping for Madame Web 2. ALSO Baseless Speculation proudly introduces a wheel o...

Da Boys are back in town and it's time to crack open the blue face paint, get disappointed we're not on Pandora, try to hünk with a dog or whatever then get sad we can't do that either. Realise we all have Post-Avatar Depression Syndrome. Not get therapy. Continue to do this terrible podcast. Such is life. Plus Zammit tells a horrible story of fatherhood. Links to everything at https:/...

It's the third and final part of our Christmas Specials, so let's go out with a bang! This Week Zammit is taking us through a home grown delight, A Moody Christmas, with plenty of nostalgia filled holiday discussions and it wouldn't be a BS episode without yelling at Jackson. Thank you all for a wonderful 2025 for Baseless Speculation. This is our last episode of the year but rest assu...

It's the second part of our Christmas extravaganza!!! This Week JD is taking us through his favourite Christmas Classic - Jingle All the Way, what a lovely Christmas treat for all... IDK I haven't seen it, but it sounds like a wild time indeed. Who decided Reindeer were so cool anyway? Why do they get all the glory every Christmas and not our beautiful Heese brothers and sisters? Horses do...

It's Christmas and to celebrate the festive season our three lovely festive boys will be looking back at their favourite festive classics. Do they hold up? Almost certainly not, but we'll have fun finding out. First up Jackson's pick of I'll Be Home for Christmas. Now lets all yell at him and enjoy, because that's what Christmas is all about!!! If Santa was in anyway cool he wo...

Miss Piggy is back... Maybe. And she's getting her own smash hit movie.... Maybe. All of this is up in the air but that's not going to stop us baselessly speculating... OH THATS WHY THE SHOW IS CALLED THAT???? Nice. Miss Piggy is not a horse, nor is she a pig. She is in fact a muppet, which is like a puppet but spelt differently. The more you know. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/...

Scrubs. I don't want no Scrubs. Pretty good song but that's not what we're talking about today. Instead since everyone's favourite quirky hospital based sitcom is returning to our screens we're gonna take a little look and ask "Hey....what is this? Will it be good? Almost certainly not." Horses are actually extremely knowledgeable in the field of medicine and would make...

Boy there sure are a whole lot of Star Wars these days, huh? Turns out there could have been even more, only with the twist of it actually being good. Unfortunately Bob Iger said no so now we have to imagine some absolutely premium Star Wars content instead. Now we all know Horses don't exist in the Star Wars universe, which frankly is a huge shame, but I have it on good authority (the High He...

We're back with our newish thing where we look at a thing at has already come out and talk about if that thing is good. This week it's all about Sinners so get involved and have some sexy sinners fun. Or don't. I'm not your mum. I actually haven't seen Sinners so have no idea if any horses appear or how I can relate that movie to a fun horse fact. Regardless, Horses are pretty...

It's the spookiest time of the year! So spooky that our beloved Joel Zammit could not handle it and was throwing up. So we got our good mate Damo to fill in and help us discuss that big snake movie that is coming out... at christmas... on this Halloween special... Look it works okay. Anacondas are terrified of Horses and as a result will not eat them. Horses will however absolutely devour a lo...