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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze has been blasted by critics, and while it was beloved by children back in the 90s, what do those kids think now? Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello take on the Shredder (or spoiler alert: they don't) and try to save New York one more time, while also learning where they came from! Let's imagine a Ninja Turtle movie where they never use...

This is a special preview of the first episode of our Patreon-exclusive show, Good Movies Rule that originally aired on June 1st, 2023. Enjoy this free episode, and please consider joining Patreon for a new episode every month! We've already covered Jurassic Park, Jaws, Spaceballs, Ferris Bueller, The Nice Guys, Reservoir Dogs, and They Live! Join at the link below. You can support Bad Movies Rule...

Clint, Mel, James, and Bob are back with Chuck Norris as he face-kicks his way through South America taking on the cartel. Billy Drago plays the perfect early 90s slimeball cocaine mogul as he sends his endless supply of henchmen to take on Chuck before he seizes his mountains of coke. The movie is a complete departure from Delta Force 1 which tried to say something important, it failed, but at le...

It's the day after Christmas, but here we got a chance to open some gifts sent into the studio, as well as take more of your emails and voicemails. Suggestions are in like Moonfire and Hank & Mike, as well as someone who sounds like they are reviewing Santa With Muscles at gunpoint. Batman listened to our Terminator Salvation episode, and he's not happy about it. Bad Movies Rule is a movie pod...

Stephanie, Joe, and the Mayor are back in Perfection alongside Burt Gummer as he continues to have the worst luck ever. No matter how many killer dirtworms (aka Graboids) he takes out, they seem to follow him all over the world. This time, back in his hometown, will he be able to stop them for good? Given that there are 7 Tremor's movies, I'm guessing no. At least we can have fun roasting all of t...

What if Ben Affleck amid "misses" Forces of Nature and Bounce, made a heist movie that had plot twists on top of its plot twists, featuring an unhinged Gary Sinise and a young (crazy) Charlize Theron? A recipe for success you might think, but Reindeer Games got blasted by critics, and audiences and it bombed financially. Where did it go wrong? It had a great writer and an all-time director John Fr...

We hit the phone lines and the emails again, for the third straight week as we try and catch up to all of our messages! Listeners freaking out that Bob has kids, another one defends Ernest and Clint thinks he's a plant, and a long-time listener finally hits us up on the mailbag!! Bad Movies Rule is a movie podcast about the movies you love even if no one else does. You can support Bad Movies Rule...

Imagine the pitch meeting - "It's Santa Claus, right, but this one has muscles!" PRINT THE MONEY! Now, the rest of us are left to pick up the pieces of Hulk Hogan's Santa With Muscles (1996). Previous Hulk Hogan movies had him playing different versions of himself, and here he attempts to act and play a different character. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Many questions will be answered - h...

Bad Movies Rule is a movie podcast about the movies you love even if no one else does. You can support Bad Movies Rule on Patreon here. You can join our community on Facebook and TikTok . Leave us a voicemail for us to play on mailbag episodes: 262-757-8567 You can email the show any movie-related questions for our mailbag episodes here . Thank you to all of these awesome Patreon backers! - Corey...

Not too many movies out there featuring Jet Li in dreadlocks, but this is where we find ourselves. Even though The One (2001) is rated very low by critics, some swear this is an awesome movie.  The movie made us laugh, we're just not sure it was supposed to. It also features one of the best Jet Li fights we've ever seen. We go scene by scene and answer the important questions - how did J...

On this mailbag, we add more movies to the list, and take calls ranting about sausage making and California highways, while also defending people who work for a living! You never know where these mailbag segments will take us! Call and leave us a voicemail at 262-757-8567 Bad Movies Rule is a movie podcast about the movies you love even if no one else does. You can support Bad Movies Rule on Patre...

Lace-up your high tops, folks! We're about to journey back to 1984 and witness the classic/catastrophe that is "Breakin'" (1984). Directed by Joel Silberg, who I'm sure has lots of breakdancing experience, this film doesn't have a single cardboard dance floor or Adidas tracksuit. We will break down the dance moves that somehow pass as the pinnacle of '80s street style. With a great soundtrack but...

BMR delves into the '90s cyber-thriller abyss as we unravel the tangled web of "The Net" (1995). Directed by Irwin Winkler, this film shows us floppy disks that could destroy the world and the glorious 90s version of the internet. Join us as we hack our way through the implausible scenario of Sandra Bullock's loner shut-in who's unable to get a date. In this episode, we are so split we spend half...

If 'Terminator Salvation' had a user manual, it would be one page long: 'Don't let the machines win. Also, don't yell at the crew.' Here we dive headfirst into the mayhem of "Terminator Salvation." Directed by McG, this film promises killer robots, Christian Bale's infamous on-set rant, and the eternal question: 'How did Skynet ever become self-aware but not aware enough to know where the resistan...

Got a cool opportunity to interview Tyler Edens, a filmmaker from right here in Burlington ahead of the release of his short horror film, Purgation. Now, this film isn't yet ready for wide release, but if you would like to see his other work, you can check them out at the links below. The Maiden and the Knave on Vimeo Tabernacle on Vimeo Bad Movies Rule is a movie podcast about the movies you love...

Hold onto your maple syrup, folks, because we're diving deep into "Yoga Hosers". Directed by Kevin Smith, this film promises bratwurst Nazis, teenage clerks, and a healthy dose of nepotism. 'Yoga Hosers' is like an inside joke at a party you weren't invited to. You'll chuckle politely, but you'll wonder what you're missing. But here's the burning question: Does "Yoga Hosers" transcend its absurdit...

BMR Hotline is live! 262-757-8567, we answer your emails and field your voicemails. We answer questions about Arnie vs Bruce Campbell, NWO vs DX, and many more. Including finding a space opera starring Jesse the Body Ventura. Email us at ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com to be featured on the show! Bad Movies Rule is a movie podcast about the movies you love even if no one else does. You can support Bad M...

Prepare for a survival horror experience like no other as we venture into the zombified world of "Resident Evil" (2002) on the Bad Movies Rule Podcast. Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, this action-horror rollercoaster promises viral outbreaks, and Milla Jovovich kicking zombie dogs in the face. Join us as we navigate the treacherous halls of the mysterious Hive, where the Umbrella Corporation's sec...

In this mailbag - A passionate defense of Kevin Costner, trying to decide what the best football movie is, and the boys randomly break into one of the greatest 80s movie songs of all time! Leave a voicemail for mailbag episodes: 262-757-8567 Bad Movies Rule is a movie podcast about the movies you love even if no one else does. You can support Bad Movies Rule on Patreon here. You can join our commu...

Get ready for a bite of the '80s as we sink our teeth into "Once Bitten" (1985). Directed by Howard Storm, this vampire comedy promises more laughs, campy moments, and questionable fashion choices than a decade full of neon and leg warmers. Join us as we follow the tale of Mark Kendall, played by a young Jim Carrey, who's targeted by a centuries-old vampire in need of some fresh blood. With charac...

From old local Chicagoland commercials to Gumball Rallies, the problem with recasting movies, we run through your emails to answer all of your burning questions. We even field a question about Indiana Jones that makes James dust off his soap box! Email us at the link below! Bad Movies Rule is a movie podcast about the movies you love even if no one else does. You can support Bad Movies Rule on Pat...

This week we talk about the 1987 re-quel (?) Evil Dead 2 starring The Chin himself, Bruce Campbell. Seriously, his eyebrow acting in this movie deserved its own Oscar category. At the very least his chin or his hand should have gotten their own acting credits as they carry this movie centered around an evil force terrorizing people in a lonely cabin deep in the woods. Why did "Father" have to come...

In 'Werewolves Within,' the biggest mystery isn't who's the werewolf, it's why anyone in their right mind would want to live in Beaverfield. We're sinking our teeth (hit the pun counter) into "Werewolves Within" (2021) on the Bad Movies Rule Podcast. Join us as we navigate the residents of Beaverfield, trapped by a snowstorm and one of them is a werewolf. The town's emergency plan in 'Werewolves W...

Here's the burning question - does "The A-Team" hit the bullseye as a nostalgic tribute to the 80s show, or is it just another loud mindless action movie? The critics hated it but even though the audience liked it, not enough people went to see it to justify a sequel. We go scene by scene through the movie. Murdock makes a plan and every one of them is about as foolproof as a screen door on a subm...

Today we discuss if Arnold could make the worst movie of all time any better, whether it's time for us to change how we've always done things - and more hate mail for Bob! Bad Movies Rule is a movie podcast about the movies you love even if no one else does. You can support Bad Movies Rule on Patreon here. You can join our community on Facebook and TikTok . You can email the show any movie-related...