Asscasters Podcast

Commecing this podcast, Andrew shows us what not to do on the Jeopardy analogies category. The shortened booth of Scrode, Andy, and the geriatric cover all things NHL Playoffs, the intestinal fortitude of the Montreal Canadiens, Wemby's brilliance, and airplane etiquette. Finally, the Andy and Scrode miss the mark on how good Colorado actually is. (0-3 to Vegas good).

Michael Myers does not die and nor do we. Unfortunately, the NHL playoffs have been so exciting that the Asscasters have taken to the digital airwaves to disseminate bad sports opinions and even worse comedy. Matt, Andrew, Schawe, and a disgruntled Dallas Cowboys fan discuss the NFL Draft, NHL Playoffs, Fernando Mendoza, players whose names we forgot, and much more!

Andy and Scrode recorded this one during game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals. They hit all things Stanley Cup Finals, Conn Smythe, Euro 2024, and Copa America! This episode contains great betting advice, suboptimal soccer analysis, and complete wonderment towards this Stanley Cup Final! Tune in! Subscribe! Like! Let's go!!!!!

Welcome to the podcast that asks, the question, "Who munches harder?" In pleasant company with Matt Harding joining the show, the boys return to the rink and the recording studio to touch on all things hockey playoffs, French cuisine, and Harrison Butker. Tune in this week and come down to the Wichita Ice Center for family fun, hockey, food, and A Good Time.

Jason and Scrode are back this week with the best NHL season preview East, West, North, and South of the Pecos River. Give a listen as the boys detail each division and go into taxing detail for all of your Cup Contenders. Joonas Korpisalo best attribute to stopping pucks is scaring them with his mustache and the Dallas Cowboys are who we thought they were!

The Asscasters are back this week to talk about how bad the Bears are, Taylor Swift and Brittney Mahomes in a knife fight, and the emergence of Skippy Horowitz as a force in broadcasting. Schawe, Scrode, and Baby Javier touch on pro and college football, but also give a deep dive on the upcoming NHL season. How good will Bedard be? Does New Jersey have enough goaltending to win the Cup? How good w...

Schawe and Andy are back in the studio to discuss MORE Phil Hendrie, Colorado coming back to earth, and Marcus Freeman's inability to count to 11. The Broncos defense made an NFL game look like a mismatched high school football team, while the boys discuss both weeks of college football and NFL football. Finally, the boys discuss what it means to be human through highlighting Mike McDaniel's mercy...

The boys are half-staffed (insert Butthead laughter here) in the booth today, as it is just Scrode and Andy, We finally address that fact that Deion and Colorado owe us a "thank you" for the recent groundswell of support. We also address the betting concerns in the NFL and NCAA football, with some great prop bets involving players from losing teams (Ja'Marr Chase). Finally, a shout out to legends...

College Football and Professional football are starting! We forecast Notre Dame, USC, and throw shade to the Georgia Bulldogs' ridiculously easy schedule. The Asscasters detail some of Hulk Hogan's totally believable lies. The Cowboys trade for Trey Lance and Scrode breaks news from ESPN 1000 Radio,

Dirty Carlos is back in the studio to discuss fluffy pillows, the British Monarchy, and the upsetting WWC result for the United States and Alex Morgan. We recap the Somalian sprinter who tried really hard and further discussion on the upcoming college and NFL seasons.

The Asscasters rise from their spring napping to record again. The boys cover Colorado football win totals, KC Chiefs win totals, manatee loving, and more on this resurrection of radio greatness!

Friend of the show, Uncle Reggie, joins to weigh in on The Masters, the Kansas City Chiefs, and why nobody wants Lamar. The boys learn that sasquatches are formal beast and prefer to be addressed as mister or missus. Andy has a sex dream about Danny Amendola and Scrode has a real dream about Newcastle making Champions League

Andy is back and had more breakfast bagels than Natural Lights for this episode of the pod. The boys run through the Lamar Jackson drama and why no NFL team wants to take a shot on him. Scrode and Andy attended Black Jacket Symphony’s rendition of Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors”, and discuss the strangest Uber ride of their lives.

The boys recap the NHL trade deadline and the ramifications. How absurdly far does Scrode think the New Jersey Devils will do in the playoffs and who is the second team to beat in the East? Andy invites some new friends to the podcast, including fictional humans Homer Mahomes, Punch McGirt, the greatest hockey player on the planet currently, Connor McGregor, and Meth Shark. Andy fell out of the ca...

The boys interview Drizzel from Jim Rome fame. How do Mahomes' career numbers stack up currently against Hall of Famers already enshrined, say Troy Aikman? To finish the episode, the boys talk NHL trade deadline rumors. Will Timo Meirer be a Devil? Finally, Andy's wish is finally granted and the boys talk about all things grass (artificial AND real!).

It is an empty booth this week, as C Dangle continues to fight Shakira’s legal battles while Schawe is frosting cupcakes in Boner Springs, Kansas. Andy and Scrode breakdown the Super Bowl and all of the betting angles, so join us in making money this Sunday!

The Asscasters return with 1 Schawe and 0 Carlos, recapping the NFL Championship weekend and how disgusting Russell Wilson is. “To Catch a Predator”’s Chris Hanson joins the show to discuss Subway sandwiches, belly dancers, and Sean Payton. Scrode thanks the gods he doesn’t believe in for Kellen Moore being fired and that the Scottsdale Community College legend Mike McCarthy will be resuming play...

The boys are all back in the studio for this edition of the Asscast, as Scrode confronts the Dallas Cowboys quagmire and Dak Prescott's updated Facebook relationship status. The boys discuss the NFL Playoffs and if Slim Burrow will take down Mahomes in Arrowhead this weekend. Bill Cosby makes his comeback appearance to discuss sleepy chicken, Camille, and Temple football.

Two of the Asscasters beg Tom Brady to retire, as his #1 fan wishes for his continual suffering and punishment from NFL defenses. The boys also discuss the future locations of Lamar Jackson, TB12, Aaron Rodgers, Jimmy G and more. The boys also rank the remaining playoff quarterbacks. Closing the show out, Schawe and T.J. discuss changes to the NHL All Star Game.

The College Football Championship has been decided and this Asscast will work as hard as the TCU defense to give you cutting edge insight on this episode. The boys, without Carlos (Heavy Petting Seminar), disparage more college football programs, specifically #BigBlue. Getting into the more professional football, the boys discuss Wild Card Weekend and who is the second best team in the NFC. To wra...

The Asscasters are back from the holidays and are ready with the stories. Andy and Carlos visited the Vegas where Andy found a new way to puke, considering the hotel's hard floors. Carlos encountered a racist, juggling cab driver while on The Strip and was been completely okay with it 🤷🏼‍♂️. The boys discuss the World Cup, the Berhalter vs. Reyna feud, and TCU's rise to the College Football Play...

The boys are currently arguing over games of Monopoly with their families for the holidays. Take a ride back through the first 6 months of the Asscasters podcast, with our favorite Puddin’ Pops, Piss Puddles, Megladons, hangovers, and some sports coverage.

The boys mourn the loss of our dear friend, Coach Leach and talk about where Miss St. goes from here. The boys give their betting picks for most of the bowls and T.J. decides to give bowl games fake names (play the game on Twitter, kids). How good is Jalen Hurts and the Eagles? How bad was the Cowboy’s win? How does Carlos really feel about Argentinian soccer/futbol? All that and Andy’s questionab...

The College Football Playoff is all set and the World Cup is in the knockout stages. Life could not be better and work performances could not be lower for the boys. The morons talk PRIME TIME in Boulder (the story Schawe broke, ESPN), does Matt Stafford deserve his current fate after extreme douche baggery, and how will Andy to get to work now that his car is stolen?

“On a calm Tuesday in November, the United States of America advanced to the knockout round of the World Cup. Meanwhile, Carlos drank Natural Light, smoked 3-Chi dabs, and made ridiculous sports comments. The fellas come in hot and bothered on this episode of the pod, as the they discuss Rivalry Week in College Football, Nebraska hires more failures, and touch on the Chiefs being the betting favor...