American Girlbosses

After a hiatus to accommodate a career change (talk about businessgirlbosses!), the girlies are back in action! It's time for America's favorite starlet, Beckie Rubin is here to talk business. Show business, grifting business, entrepreneurial business; she does it all. Do you love hutzpah? How about unions? Or concussions? Or movies? What about cats? This saga has it all. What do you do when you n...

Part 2 of the most boring American Girls ever created!! This time, our lil ladies dive into the heinous fashion of New Orleans, 1853. The wins are huge, the losses are catastrophic. The future of these two (both in their time period and in ours) is also discussed, and accurate (probably). Join Elizabeth and Francesca as they tear these 9 year olds to shreds. *the time period and place of these nov...

Oof the gals had a rough one with this. Not only were these two the most boring heroines ever, but the first recording of this episode was deleted and had to be re-recorded. These episodes are so long. Recording takes forever. But by the grace of God they did it. For you <3 It's time for the first ever JOINT EPISODE!!! Both gals are presenting for you today! It's also Yellow Fever Time, Babyyy!...

Howdy folx its your fav unhinged girlies coming back for an encore! Fashionable late, as always. Journey with the lassies to Sackets Harbor, NY in 1812 to meet Caroline, Elizabeth's new favorite. Some good things: ships, cats, ice skating, Hot Mama, pistols, torches. Some bad things: the British, war, arithmetic. The gals answer the age old question: who is the hottest AG mom-figure? (Hint: it's M...

Pop a Molly and settle in, friendos. This week, the lassies discuss the girlboss who cannot be governed, Ms. Molly McIntire. How much do you love war? What about war sequels? This WWII champ refutes all laws and logic. Is she obsessed with hair that is not stick-straight and brown? Idk, ask Miss Campbell and her dark mahogany hair that swishes "like a dancer's skirt". Does she love playing bomb sh...

Are you interested in depression? How about the Greatest of Depressions (the economic one, not the one we've all been experiencing since birth)? Join our two heroic tramps as they delve into the depressing world of Ohio. Here is where our favorite shitty typist resides. Margaret Mildred (also called "Kit", or "Squirt" if ya nasty), is the baddest of the American Girl betches. Does she publicly sha...

***this is a Grandmary stan account*** OH you didn't want over an hour and a half of Samantha content? Should've said something earlier. It's too late now. Enjoy over 90 minutes of girlbossery starring your fav Uptown Girlboss, Sammy P. Accompanied by a variety of redheaded fellows, experience the fancy-pants hijinks of New York City at the turn of the century. Do you love women's rights? What abo...

Travel back in time to one of the least funny wars in history: the Civil one. Let sisters Francesca and Elizabeth regale you with tales of Harriet the brat, workaholic Sarah Moore, and our hero, one Miss Addy Walker. She may be a nerd, but she is also a badass (apparently they're not mutually exclusive). Only one question remains: is Aduke "Addy" Walker a true American Girlboss? That remains to be...

So yes, Kirsten may be one of the most ~boring~ dolls in the capsule collection, but did you ever consider that the boringness is a cover? Where is Singing Bird? What about her first teacher, Miss Winston? And don't forget about the number of small animals that have disappeared around her... Today, the gals are discussing the US v. Kirsten: America's First Serial Killer. Delve with them into the u...

***please see our instagram for the outfits and presentation slides discussed in the episodes***also follow us***and subscribe*** Welcome to Santa Fe, New Mexico girlies! Our hussies are discussing the virtues of one Ms. Maria Josefina Montoya, catholic. Girlboss. Fights rattlesnakes, beefs with goats, breaks heirloom jars. Come visit the rancho and learn about setting your father up with your aun...

Buckle up friendos it's time for our Kolonial Kween, Feliciteigh Merriman. Horse Girl. Patriot. Is this episode too long? Perhaps. Did the girlies have the best time recording it? You betcha. As always, they did their best and this is the unfortunately result. . . . In this episode, there are difficult discussions about the role slavery played in the Felicity books. The hope is that the content ad...

This week Elizabeth presents Kaya: The Original Horse Girlboss to discuss her book series and, of course, highlights of her fits and merch. Check out Instagram to follow along with the presentation or just listen to two sisters bonding over the first (chronological) American Girl.

Happy St. Nellie's Day, heathens! Listen in to learn a little bit (literally the littlest bit, i did not read any of the books) about Nellie's backstory and stay listening to hear unbiased and unfiltered wardrobe judgement (can you say post-adoption glow up?) Please note: this was a practice episode. Next up is Kaya, and i promise we'll be more prepared. pls b nice we don't take criticism well