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Paramount just raised its hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros. to thirty-one dollars a share — setting up a massive bidding war with Netflix that could reshape all of Hollywood. A software engineer accidentally gained access to live camera feeds from seven thousand robot vacuums in twenty-four countries. A baby monkey at a Japanese zoo went viral clinging to a stuffed Ikea orangutan and now the t...

Mexican special forces tracked El Mencho's girlfriend to a secluded love nest in the mountains before killing the world's most wanted drug lord — and fifty people died in the aftermath including twenty-five soldiers. Russia is now losing more troops than it can recruit for the first time since invading Ukraine. A hand-drawn swastika was found at the Coast Guard's main training center and the comma...

El Mencho, head of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel and one of the world's most wanted drug lords, was killed yesterday in a Mexican military raid — and his cartel set the country on fire in retaliation. A historic blizzard buried New York under two feet of snow. The BAFTAs descended into chaos when a Tourette syndrome activist shouted the N-word at Black presenters on live television. Sam Altman...

Supreme Court strikes down Trump tariffs in landmark 6-3 ruling — Chief Justice Roberts says IEEPA does not authorize the president to impose tariffs, stocks rally, and businesses demand $175 billion in refunds. Trump calls it a disgrace. Prince Andrew arrested on his 66th birthday after police raid his Sandringham home over Jeffrey Epstein files — first senior British royal arrested in modern his...

10:16 AM "Prince Andrew Arrested | Gay Tech Mafia Exposed | Vegas Tourism Collapse — Daily News Feb 20" Prince Andrew was arrested on his sixty-sixth birthday after six unmarked police vehicles raided his Sandringham home. Thames Valley Police are holding him on suspicion of misconduct in public office tied to the Epstein files — emails suggesting he shared confidential government information with...

A Top Gun graduate calls our air traffic control system an embarrassment and the NTSB chair says pilots are warning her Burbank is next. Two carrier battle groups are parked near Iran and the Ayatollah is threatening to sink them. Zuckerberg finally faces a jury over Instagram addiction and says he's "not sure what to say to that." Half a million humans signed up to do odd jobs for AI bots on a pl...

Kristi Noem bumped search and rescue below deportation flights on the Coast Guard's priority list. Netflix and Paramount are fighting over the corpse of Warner Bros. Discovery while Ted Sarandos holds the Allen wrench. A top AI researcher says CEOs privately want to stop but their investors won't let them. Elizabeth Holmes is networking from prison, Bankman-Fried went on Tucker and got solitary, a...

Amazon dropped seventy-five million dollars on the Melania Trump documentary and it's on pace to gross fifteen. We do the math and it's not pretty. Miles Guo filed for bankruptcy claiming he was worth three thousand bucks while sitting in a sixty-seven-million-dollar penthouse — and then sent an army of followers to terrorize the guy trying to sort it out. Netflix reminds us that America's Next To...

Kim Dotcom says Palantir got hacked by an AI agent and the whole thing reads like a spy novel written by someone who's never met a spy. We break down why you should be skeptical. Obama told a podcast aliens are real, then spent the next day explaining that's not what he meant. Logan Paul flipped a Pokémon card for sixteen and a half million dollars and everyone's pretending that market is normal....