All the Young Dudes - Audiobook

British slang dictionary: 'On the pull' - out looking for a date/chatting people up 'Pisshead' (piss-head) - a heavy drinker/alcoholic

Remus is once again at a loss with crying girls

CW for lightly used homophobic slur and a bit of swearing

Back at school, and Remus is gay for his teacher

In which Remus realizes that he's supposed to like girls

feat. Remus not knowing he's gay (again)

:)

Author Notes: Words, words, words!

I'm back :P (I moved and started college and have a relationship so I've been super busy sorry guys!!!!!!) Btw: if I ever decide to quit (which I won't), I'll let you guys know so you can stop asking if I'll ever be back when there's a large gap between episodes. Author notes: The prank progresses, the first gathering of the slug club, and a confrontation.

The marauders come up with a plan to get back at the Slytherins The song at the beginning is 'Prettiest Star' from David Bowie's 'Aladdin Sane' album. Lyrics: Cold fire, you've got everything but cold fire You will be my rest and peace, child I moved up to take a place Near you So tired, it's the sky that makes you feel tried It's a trick to make you see wide It can...

First Hogsmede trip!!

Remus begins his career as a thirteen-year-old cigarette mogul.

Remus has a new favorite subject

Back at Hogwarts for third year! Lyrics at the beginning of the chapter are the opening lines of 'Width of a Circle' from David Bowie's 'Man Who Sold the World' album. Lyrics: In the corner of the morning in the past I would sit and blame the master first and last All the roads were straight and narrow And the prayers were small and yellow And the rumour spread that I was aging fast Then I ran acr...

Thug Life Remus :P PLEASE NOTE: "Fags" is UK slang for cigarettes. In this context, it is not being used as a slur. It is used to refer to cigarettes for the remainder of the fic, so be aware of that. More UK slang used in this chapter: Skinhead – British subculture made up of working class youths in and around London during the 1960s, ‘70s and 80s. They listened to ska and reggae and we...

Second year wraps up

The last day of second year! This is soo long, I’m not gonna spend a half hour re-listening to it to make sure there are no mistakes, so if anything’s weird too bad 😭

Second year is beginning to wrap up

Author notes: CW for a homophobic slur/homophobic tone towards the end of the chapter. Song is Changes by David Bowie. Lyrics that play: Still don’t know what I was waiting for And my time was running wild A million dead end streets - and Every time I thought I’d got it made It seemed the taste was not so sweet So I turned myself to face me But I’ve never caught a glimpse Of how the others must se...

MsKingBean89’s (author) notes: If you fancy reading The Epic of Gilgamesh (AND YOU SHOULD, IT'S AWESOME), you can get an English translation at this link: http://king-of-heroes.co.uk/the-epic-of-gilgamesh/maureen-gallery-kovacs-translation/

Remus’ thirteenth birthday!

Meet the girls! (I love them)

Sirius gets into some mischief

Author notes: This chapter is kind of a downer - don't read it if you're already feeling a bit blue!

This one’s got ups and downs fs CW - some unpleasant family stuff in here that could be construed as child abuse (Sirius & Walpurga obvs)