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On this episode, Heather dives deep into her thoughts on the upcoming months, on her work load and closing out The Comeback Tour. She recaps the bachelorette weekend in Key West filled with crazy characters and key lime pies. She goes through the voicemails and hears an Absolutely Yes from one of her listeners.  Episode Sponsors: Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Sak...

On this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. They are back from the Masters tournament and ready to chat about all their adventures in Augusta. Episode Sponsors: Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at  betterhelp.com/ABSO...

On this episode, Heather is finally back home in the ATL studio for a solo episode. Grateful for all of her previous guests, but also to just chit chat with y'all one on one. There is a lot that has happened over the last few weeks to go over, but she still has time for a few voicemails. Episode Sponsors: For inspiration for your new vive, every day, at saks.com . Try AG1 and get a free 1-year sup...

On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes. Episode Sponsors: Watch Vanderpump Villa, premiering April 1st, only on Hulu . Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase. Get 50% off your f...

On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour.  Episode Sponsors: To explore coverage visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY . Plus, you get FREE shipping. Go to Quince.com/absolutely to get free shipping and 365-day returns. For...

On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa.  Episode Sponsors: Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase. If you want to take ownership of your health, start with AG...

On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum. Heather also gets to have a very special chat with their moms, Lise and Nicci, about raising their kids and how life has changed post Netflix. Episode Sponsors: Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with Gametime. D...

Heather is back from Hollywood’s biggest weekend and she is giving you ALL the insider info! From 4am glam wake up calls to eating In and Out at the Vanity Fair party, our girl has taken Hollywood by storm! She goes through the DM’s and answers all your burning red carpet questions! Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 travel packs with your first...

On this episode, Heather is back from horse country with a small sinus infection. Our girl got knocked on her butt once the z pack takes a toll on her tum tum. Did the meds think she was getting scammed by a repeat medical biller? She makes it through and finds the strength to advise on your voicemails.  Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to  Quince.com/absolutely for free shippi...

Heather is back from Australia and fighting for her life to beat jet lag. She talks about her amazing adventures and the Aussie hotties but also how much she missed Robin. She ends the episode with two awesome voicemails you won’t want to miss. Episode Sponsors: Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase. Try G1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitami...

Heather is live from Down Unda recording with a border collie at her feet as in Australia, dogs roam free. Heather talks about being a tourist in New Zealand from sight seeing to white wine for lunch. She also take your voicemails about your Aussie study abroad days, proves that digital cameras are back as well as shadowbans! Episode Sponsors: Get a taste of M. A hot new collection of craveable in...

On this special Vday episode, Heather chats about meeting Jeff all those years ago. From the early dating years to the proposal, it was never a dull moment. She also takes your special Absolutely Not Valentines Day voicemails. Episode Sponsors: Shop  poppi  on Amazon for 15% off with code “ABSOLUTELY15” and in retailers nationwide. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of V...

On this episode, Heather brings you on her wild ride from Vegas to the Grammys. From the truly bonkers characters in Vegas to her race to make the red carpet. Heather makes it just in time for her fabulous glam team to beat the face, throw on a gown and get mic’d up for music’s biggest night!  Episode Sponsors: Go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website...

On this episode, Heather is back on the road. Her first shows back in 2024 were in Florida, so you know the wild ones were OUT! She then travels to Mississippi to attend the first Absolutely Not Podcast wedding. That's right - a love match from the pod to one of her oldest friends from college. While visiting Ole Miss, she finds out the moms are the true fans! Episode Sponsors: Get an exclusive 15...

On this episode, the Absolutely Not Podcast welcomes the iconic comedian Anjelah Johnson. Anj and Heather do a deep dive on her start in the business and her journey to becoming a mom. This of course happens all while touring as a standup comedian and holding everyone else down. Sounds like someone else we all know and love!  Episode Sponsors: Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with c...

On this episode, Heather recaps the first stop on her journey to the EGOT: the Emmys red carpet. She’s running you through what it took to be a journalist on one of the biggest nights in media, then hitting the DMs to answer your questions around what it was like to rub elbows with some of her favorite people in the industry. Episode Sponsors: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeoderant and get...

2024 vision board episode is here! Heather dives in on the goals for the year and lets you know the tips and tricks to a successful vision board manifestation. Get your magazines, inspirational quotes and glue stick ready, honey! She also has time for some voicemails where you all are doing the most! By the end of the episode you will be motivated and ready to bring that G...

We are one earthquake and black swan event from the end, but 2024 is bringing new beginnings and an attitude of gratitude! On this episode, Heather dissects Jack Harlow lyrics, takes questions from instagram, and hears about your holiday through absolutely not voicemails. Episode Sponsors: Right now, BÉIS is offering my listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTravel.com/ABSOLUTELY Sh...

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is wrapping 2023 up with none other than the one and only Raymond Padilla. They’re giving you all of the roses, thorns, highs and the lows of what has been one of their wildest years yet. Episode Sponsors: Go to BEISTRAVEL.com/ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your first purchase. Go to drinkAG1.com/absolutely to get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K@...

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is here to set the record straight before we finish up the holiday season. After reminding you who really gets sh*t done around here, she’s back on the hotline to address a grandpa accidentally sending porn to the whole family, a Diet Coke-shaming stewardess, and so much more. Episode Sponsors: Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and w...

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is joined by the hilarious Rosebud Baker to talk comedy, SNL, balancing it all with being a new mom, and why it’s all worth it. They're here, they’re tired, and they're still doing the most. Episode Sponsors: Go to drinkAG1.com/ABSOLUTELY to get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Visit ...

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is crawling out of her deathbed and fighting through the tail-end of the flu to give you your weekly dose of unsolicited advice and remind you that end of the day, you earned the right to chill the f*** out. Between getting conned out of birthday money for years and influencers risking their lives for content, it's clear that everyone has done...

Welcome back to the Absolutely Not broadcast, this week Heather answers your wild voicemails Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather's got a lot to unpack. We're talking nervous breakdowns before the holiday festivities, Scarlet taking a tumble, and that's before we even hit the hotline. This Thanksgiving brought all of the family drama and Heather brought all of the answers. Episode Sponsors: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food plus FREE shipping at TheFarmer...

On this episode, the iconic, fearless, bad ass Jane Fonda stops by the studio. Heather and Jane talk about her life and what it means to be a boss babe and living legend even when it seems the world is against you. Episode Sponsors: Head to squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a FREE 1-y...