A Hard Grey's Night

Welcome to a Hard Grey’s… ok, look. Jon here. This is late. It’s my fault it’s late. 100% my fault. It’s here now and I’m sorry

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Sorry we’re late but this one is a special double-sized doozy! This legendary two-parter attempts to answer the question “is there any more satisfying two syllable phrase than T-BONE?” Special guest star Christina Ricci learns to keep her hands to herself. Oth...

Tempers flare as a labor dispute threaten to shut everything down! And that's just at Ali and Jon's house! Also, the nurses are on strike in the show! George is a good Union Man. The rest of the hospital are practically Pinkertons who deserve an inflatable rat by their parking spaces. I'm tired of typing! Listen! Or don't! Oh, and Nick-at-Nite fans from the 80s will love one of the guest stars!

This isn't urgent at all. Just scheduling crap.

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Today’s episode’s Deep Theoogical Question is: can God make an episode of Grey’s Anatomy so boring even Ali won’t defend it? Will Jon take an abrupt face turn and defend it himself? Why is anything anything? These questions and many more will not be answered,...

Wait, WHAT?!?! A Hard Grey’s Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else, is sneakily relaunching with no fanfare late on a Thursday night?! You better believe it, kiddo. And is it worth the wait? Probably not. But this is the episode where a fan favorite character shows up! Don;t get too attached! Oops. That’s a spoiler, but no...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Two episodes (and like 14 months) after our special Christmas episode that wasn’t special or Christmas related, we actually have a real holiday episode! Which means it’s even more depressing than usual. Also the episode is sad, too.

Welcome to the triumphant return of A Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Well, Ali finally got Jon to talk about this show again. He hopes y’all are happy. He sure isn’t. Apologies in advance for the horrible swallowing noises he does near the beginning. And for the potentially dodgy sound. There were some...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! This Special Christmas Episode* has it all! If by “it all” you mean two interruptions from our son and Jon being very grumpy about the state of Coffee Acting in this show. Also, it’s a total shambles. Like, more than usual. *The episode is not special nor is C...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Jon is just as shocked as you are that we are back. Also, we are sick as hell and sound terrible. And we’ve been plagued with technical difficulties. And also we had to watch Grey’s Anatomy (Jon wrote this). But enjoy this special Thanksgiving Episode we’re la...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! This one has it all: Coffee Acting! Dead Pigeons! Terrible Half-Deflated Derek Shepherd Homunculi! More Coffee Acting! Minnesotan College Rock From the 80s! GonDOlas! Derek Having An Affair With Bryan Ferry! A Guy Named Speed Almost Dying! DID WE MENTION COFFE...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Jon might be getting soft; he wasn't nearly acerbic enough about this episode, which features a pregnant man, a girl with a catheter, and a man who nearly screams his wife to death before her heart catches on fire. Hmmm...that last one sounds a lot more metal...

Welcome BACK ONCE AGAIN YET AGAIN to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Yeah, we finally got around to another episode, and this one's a doozy. The beginning of Seattle's descent into a nightmarish hellscape of terrible accidents, terrorist acts, natural disasters, random murders, and T-BONING!

Welcome BACK ONCE AGAIN to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Has it really been like 8 months? It seems like only 7-1/2 since Jon and Ali actually watched this episode. And it's a pretty important one too! Yang (no longer pregnant?!?!?) tells Burke what's what, George touches our heart, and Meredith fina...

Welcome BACK to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Oh man, the Bickersons really were rusty after a month off...Jon and Ali started this thinking they needed to do the fourth episode of season two before realizing they never did an episode on the third one, so Jon demanded they combine the two on the fly,...

Welcome to a special bonus episode of a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Private Practice Podcast, where 100% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Ali's out of town, so Jon takes the wheel by himself to talk about the pilot episode of Private Practice, which is probably not wise given how much he's had to drink. Look, this episode isn't any good, but it's free, y'all

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Today's episode sees some important firsts - the first appearance of the Chief's wife, the first HGN fart jokes, and the first vestiges of Stockholm Syndrome in Jon, who gives basically everyone a pass in this episode, despite the fact literally everyone is a...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Season Two of HGN begins today! Episode highlight: Ali makes Jon laugh harder than he ever has at anything when she describes McDreamy's Lair! Sorry about missing last week. Our official story is that we took a week off between seasons...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! It's one down, eleven (and counting) to go, as Jon and Ali wrap up the first season of Grey's Anatomy with an episode that features more masturbation discussion than all of our previous podcasts combined! EXCELSIOR!

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Ali and Jon are almost well this week. Almost. And this episode almost isn't sheer torture for Jon. Almost. Now with 90% more Kevin Rahm talk than any other podcast!

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Jon and Ali bravely deliver a long, rambling episode because they are both sick as hell. Hopefully, Jon mixed the sound well, because: A) he has a cold, B) has to do it outside because a CFL bulb shorted out and their whole house smells like burning plastic, a...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! This is Jon writing this. We just recorded this literally last night and I already forgot everything we said or did, other than that I spoil the future deaths of at least 3 characters, and I think I might say something nice about the show, which is probably St...

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! This week, we try out a new way to record, and then Jon forgets to mix it until the last minute, and does it outside where's it's very loud, because their AC is out!

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! This week is somewhat less combative than last week, by which we mean Jon is tired.

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else! Apropos to the episode title, this might be our most combative one yet!