7lb Lobsters

Like most major earth-shaking events since 2011 or so, we find out right away that Ray was directly behind Reddit's pumpin' and dumpin' of GameStop shares and hedge fund scares, another pace-setting game-changer in an infinite list of 7lb Lobster pace-setting game-changers. Buy low, get high, and don't watch Tenet - the Chris Nolan time travel joint that Ray's still mad at Connor for making us wat...

The boys #standbythesteal in this lower key unpacking of 2021's first two weeks, which include an attempt by swimming pool maintenance business owners to seize control of our nation's capital for Donald Trump that ultimately resulted in a second impeachment trial for Donald Trump, who was still currently president at the time of this recording and is still currently president at the time of this w...

The boys are fucking stoked about our future. New shows and movies to watch about old favorites on Disney+, Bob Iger potentially becoming an ambassador to China, Cyberpunk 2077 to be released again at some point, and of course, advances in technology that will allow us to determine the exact location of a person from nothing but a picture of them eating a hot dog at a restaurant that just so happe...

The boys are fucking stoked about our future. New shows and movies to watch about old favorites on Disney+, Bob Iger potentially becoming an ambassador to China, Cyberpunk 2077 to be released again at some point, and of course, advances in technology that will allow us to determine the exact location of a person from nothing but a picture of them eating a hot dog at a restaurant that just so happe...

The boys come clean about the unfathomably massive amounts of voter fraud Ray successfully committed on the behalf of our next President Joe "Big Mack" Biden as well as on the behalf of America's Only Podcast for Ten Years Running. We also talk about being on the front lines for the now-famous Hat on a Duck movement and urge you to make a donation to the Hat on a Duck Patreon. You should also dona...

The boys are back in town and the men that they've become are here to stay. Connor, Mike, and Ray look back on the past decade doing 7lb Lobsters together, reminiscing on the dizzying highs and terrifying lows they've experienced achieving total podcast domination. Memories are shared and laughs are had, but the boymen also take time to cover the greatest American sport in the history of great Ame...