4 Guys and a Movie

Fashionably late for Halloween, let's watch... whatever the hell this is. Gooblins. GOOBLINS.

Yep. THAT one. the one where the hero is an unlikeable douche, even before he gets the symbiote suit. it's long, it's deeply stupid, the bad guys are trash, the good guys are garbage - but... Bryce Dallas Howard, tho.

Yeah, it's the one with Richard Pryor. Yeah, it's the one without Lex Luthor. and yeah, it's the one where superman fights himself in a junkyard, and then... someone becomes a robot, I think?

The world has been destroyed, probably from boredom, as we are treated to yet another Don Bluth banana, this time in space, but no less tragic than a dino-cide.

A very Australian movie, with a VERY young Nicole Kidman. This is a ....film, of sorts, for kids, of sorts. I'm sure it'll be fine... right?

Cute dinosaurs, with a side helping of trauma. Follow Littlefoot and company as they search for the valley of tree stars. Watch a bunch of these little suckers cry as their parents get axed in front of them. it's fun!

Wow. Comedy, am I right? So there's this guy, Ernest. He's HILARIOUS. trust me.  Then there's the bad guy. he's bad, but he happens to... wait, I won't spoil it for you. Join us, for Ernest does the thing!

Ah, yes.  it seems ol' Jim Henson has made another 'Fraudian Slip', as we find ourselves trapped in the land of a very smexxxy goblin king, and a very underage Jennifer Connelly. And don't forget the Muppets...  

This movie is old. Like, really old. "Before sex was invented" old.  This is the only explanation for... whatever the hell happens in this film. Enjoy the oldness!

In a world of Batmen, Super Guys, and other flashy costumes, one man dared to just... mumble in a sewer and wave a gun around. That man is Frank Castle - Also known as... the guy who lives in the sewer! Join us for a skull-free eighties movie with lots of beef, and even more cheese!

Well, I Know one thing for sure.. It's not Bloodsport.

Arachnophobia. Not to be confused with Archnophilia, involves John Goodman doing his very best Bill Murray impression, a variety of spiders, as well as a smattering of puppets.  Join us as we witness another family with poor decision making skills!  

As the title suggests, there's a dragon, and it apparently needs a good slaying. It's up to the wizard's apprentice to bring down the fire breathing lizard, and save the lives of all the maidens in the kingdom... and to show us his lil' dragonslayer, too!    

Get your umbrellas, everyone! Its about to rain... no...rein...oh, no. its about to poop dragons.  Grease up your Bales, its Reign of Fire!

If you like buddy cop comedies, action movies, or just movies in general, you can't really go wrong with this classic. Eddie Murphy stars in a cool action comedy that still holds up pretty well. Also Balki is there. Enjoy!

I don't even know where to begin here... Paul Walker is a normal high school kid, wearing half-shirts, grabbing balls, and getting mauled to death by lions. Denise Richards is his secret girlfriend, who somehow winds up with her deceased boyfriend's brain inside a robotic dinosaur. Do they bang? Yes, it is implied that they do.  Enjoy!

Ho Ho Ho, boy. I don't even know where to start with this one. You've got an evil Santa, played by a wrestler. You've got a rogue angel, played by someone's grandpa. you've got an entire town full of the worst kind of human trash imaginable, and let's not forget a complete douche of a protagonist. Feels like Christmas.  Oh, yeah, and not a single mention of the big JC. Enjoy!

Just in time for the holidays, comes another "War" in the "Stars" ! but this one takes place in a universe where I guess water is like gold, so these ships all have big ice freezers! However, this, despite being the name of the movie, has little to do with whatever the hell happens in this film. Enjoy your space Herpes!

Remember when Sam Raimi was all "I'ma make a spoodermin film" and we were all like, "what no way?!" And he did, and it was a pretty good spoodermin.  Well, it's time for a bunch of 40-somethings to pick at it!

In the future, gladiatorial combat will decide who gets the goods around here. Enter our hero, a tall, thin man trained to fight by a reject from the star wars holiday special. Also, you got some Star Trek DS9 in there, too.

The spookiest time of year is upon us once again, and what could be more spooky than Gary Busey fighting a Furry? From the mind of mindless drivel master Stephen King comes a novelette - turned feature film about a kid in a rocket chair and his drunk uncle, and a sister that everyone hates for no reason whatsoever! Thanks, Steve! Anyhow, grab a fistful of fun size and have a chill, meaningful and...

What can really be said about this film that hasn't already? How about that it caused one of our team to expel his dinner?  Yeah, that probably isn't worth bringing up(get it?). Anyway, join us for a meaningful and robust journey into the mind of Neil Breen!

Young Guns 2. It's basically the "Grown Ups 2" for the 80's. Get all them new blood actors together, and let them play cowboys and go "pew pew" at each other. What's not to love?  

Imagine if you will, a found footage movie starring Godzilla.  Sounds pretty cool, right?  Now, instead of fighting other monsters, or stomping around the city, the film focuses on a bunch of douchebags having teen drama, and the big monster is basically a shaved bat with lice. Maybe it'll win over the guys...

Guys, let's be honest - who among us HASN'T tried to make a girlfriend out of our computers? Our boys Gary and Wyatt certainly do, and it works! sort of. Join us as we watch a thirsty Mary Poppins try and get some high schoolers laid... Weird Science!