3AM Thoughts

I don't like birds. Like, I REALLY don't like birds, and I hate robots as well. Nah, I'm not talking about that 2006 movie, I'm talking about actual real life robotic retards. Tune in to tonight's episode to hear about it!

On tonight's episode, I would like to introduce a new segment of the show called 'HOW DOES THIS CONNECT', where basically I get a list of random words and somehow throw them together in a story like fashion. 

Y'know, it's one thing to not wanna argue with anyone, it's a whole other thing to TRY NOT to argue with someone! On this episode of 3AM Thoughts, surprise guest, Polar Blast, tests my ability to put up with BS, no matter how insane or idiotic it is. 

So if y'all hadn't noticed, I've been away for a while, and there're multiple reasons why. Bro I'm telling you, these past few weeks have been....unprecedented to say the least. Ups and downs, from the Chinese invasion of my house, an extended hangout, reunion of friends, loss of loved ones, a near loss of my job, to a change of schedule, these past few weeks have been quite zany, yet tame....like...

Have you ever looked at a pimped out low rider with big 'ol rims and thought, "damn, giraffes really be just very long-necked horses",? Neither have I, but I have thought they resembled those old school horse and buggies from the 1890's. 

Sup, it's Asiago again with another episode called "journal entry" because I was too lazy to look back on all the different topics I talked about. 

As a spiritual sequel to a previous podcast, I go back to the topic of dreams, except this time around I have one hell of a dream-story to tell ya......as well as a few others. 

Uncle Larry is at it again, and this time with a new girl in his life, well, not exactly a girl, more like a bitch (she's literally a female dog, bro)! [Oh, be on the lookout for the post credits scene, it's another thing Imma start doing. ]

Welcome to 3AM Thoughts where I either stay up at 3am, or WAKING UP at 3am, either way, the workplace is definitely not making my already odd sleep schedule any easier. Aside from that, my homie James got a new job at the donut shop eating all the donuts, I had a war with a bunch of ants in the backyard, and my cousin gave me an interesting proposition... 

Some weird new sleeping arrangements and some funny Skyrim moments

So I start this episode a bit melancholic because I just had to say something from the heart concerning my family and how I can be kind of a jackass sometimes. But on the second half, I revv things up a bit by talking about my latest experience with the Playstation VR!!!

So originally I was gonna record and post this episode the other week, but a hurricane "came" and "interfered", and I would've done it earlier this week, but I decided to chill and take it easy on my birthday week. But now in all my mullet-mohawk glory I present to you, tonight's episode!

Ain't it great when the self checkout glitches and gives you a cheap price for a normally expensive item? Hell the frick yeah it is! Aside from that, I take a trip down memory lane and discuss something kinda gross about my past. Afterwards, I talk about how for the first time IN 7 MONTHS, I finally get to unload a truck again and how corporatism is driving my capitalist mind insane. 

Hell yeah, on tonight's episode, my boy Victor joins on and we talk about stuff, because why the hell not?

Ah work, you don't wanna go to it.........until you can't! An ittie bittie teenie tiny misunderstanding got my workplace to believe that I was "eXpOsEd tO thE CoRoNaViRuS" and I was forced by HR to take a paid two week leave. Sounds kinda cool right? Well I couldn't come back until I brought back negative test results, which I stumbled into a little trouble trying to get. All this and more about m...

Alrighty, so despite me telling y'all that Aint Noma will no longer be featured on the show, she makes a *sigh* 'sUrPriSe' return, and she's in a bit of trouble. Not only are we still on bad terms from our argument on the last episode, apparently someone in the mafia wants her dead, and she's made the 'bright' decision to hide IN MY STUDIO!!! So what do we do? What do we talk about? Will Uncle Lar...

So Dr. Abstruse decided to not show up at this time bummer. ☹️ BUT NO FEAR, for I've found someone else to recruit, and well, she's uhhh...... not the best person ever? On tonight's podcast I present to you, *sigh* my "wOnDeRfULL" money crazed abusive, gambling addict aunt, Aunt Norma, but I like to call her 'Aint Noma' (even though she hates it when I call her that), and she's got quite a BIT to...

Sup foos, I'm back from my few week hatius, and I'm coming back hard with the new content, hell yeah. So I attempted to make this a groupcast, but unfortunately the Wi-Fi wanted to be a jerk and not work, so it ended up being a solocast. I come back with another rant on technology, previews of my next charactercast, a look into the wonders of jalapeños, and a surprising announcement from me!   

I didn't really talk about anything in peculiar, so I'm just calling this episode what it is and call it a morning. I gonna go to bed now. 

So I had a conversation with my dad the other day, he's proud of me and all, but he's wondering why I hadn't made any big moves yet in the workplace and beyond and I get it. With the fact that I have all this time and with no plans of having kids or even getting married, there's nothing stopping me from moving my way up but you see it's not so simple, now I'm not gonna stay where I'm at permanentl...

Yeah so normally I would title the segments based off what I mainly spoke about, but I'm lazy and didn't feel like figuring out what I mainly talked about in the first half so I just wrote 'Journal Entry'. As for the Hawk Nelson part, it's actually my 2 cents on the lead singer, Jon Steingard's reasonings for revoking his faith in God, so it's just a simple little title, I might've called it 'Theo...

So originally I recorded my laundry podcast a week ago before I went on hatius but the damn internet wanted to be a bloody whore so it never saved, and I lost a full 30 minutes of content. BUT FEAR NOT, for I revive the topic on tonight's episode, along with others as well. 

Hell yeah back in the bag, yo. So for the past 6 days I was feeling lazy due to a screw up in my sleep pattern and I became too lazy to do anything else but play Assassin's Creed during all of my free time, but now that I'm out of my lazy phase and I'm back in good shape, I can continue with my normal routine of recording gaming, and other stuff that I normally like to do. 

I am so excited to announce the development of my first 2 radio dramas premiering in the last 2 episodes of season 2! These drama episodes will revolve around my next Charactercast character Dr. Abstruse and his epic adventure into the multiverse! So after I fanboy over my own ambitions, I talk about this ridiculous situation again with my family wanting to move houses again so soon after we just...

So in this episode I just talk about a random assortment of topics