3AM Thoughts

We're NOT experts, but we do be havin' lots to say. From experience, to seeing things play out before our eyes, and plain COMMON SENSE! But all that aside, it's good to be back, and we hope you get a kick or some food for thought out of it. ©2023 XFLiX Productions ©2023 3AM Thoughts All Rights Reserved

Welcome back to 3AM Thoughts! Been awhile since I made a podcast, but here ya go, Im back, and to make our comeback, we're talking a full hour nonstop convo about POO!  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdWdG6VAxPo7Wsvftj-SMTyb-jdKaSlSXsdubmpsx5J6lR7SQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

Now that we've been introduced to Neon's whole family, now lets take a look at his favorite "teacher", Soy Soy! However, Soy Soy is NOT a teacher, I mean kinda he's a kung fu sensei, but what he TRULY does for a living is run the local restaurant, 'Soy Soy's Chinese Tacos'. This one son-of-a-gun runs a pretty bizarre restaurant, in fact so bizarre, you're nor allowed to eat with anything else but...

Now that we've met Neon Firecracker, why not get to know his really rad Mexican brother from Boston? As we get to hear what this wicked bro has to say, he also shares his side of the great escape from Big Mofo. This dude's all sorts of cool, as long as your definition of cool fits exactly to his preferences. 

Before we finally introduce Mr. Bill to his bastard son, and certainly after Bob Fartley ripped up about him on NEWSFLASH, we finally get to meet the man himself. The only 35 year old in the 3rd grade, the wielder of humongous ears and a gaping mouth that can fit 14 cats, it's Neon Firecracker! Today we get to hear the story about this guy who escaped from the clutches of Big Mofo......after he te...

Asiago and 3AM Thoughts bring to you new show bought onto the channel, NEWSFLASH with Bob Fartley. This failure of a news reporter turned principal of Elite Elementary shares his thoughts on the menace who has ruined his career in more ways than one, the 35 year old 3rd grader, Neon Firecracker. 

Sup internet, this is ya boi, Asiago! On today's show, Im gonna tell ya an odd story about my first experience at a pizza place called Spanky's, involving Uncle Larry, an ancient Norse god in the fragile body of a little dog, and an endless amount of paper! 

Sup y'all, dis iz ya boi, da juan, da only, DA GREAT OOGiLY MOOGiLY!!!! Nah fam, just playin', it's me, Asiago. On today's podcast, we have not one, not two, but THREE special guests on this show. Starting with returning guest, Chad, we talk for awhile, until other returning guest, Mr. Nobody drops in. Then much later on, we debut a new guest on the show, Blackberry Panda! 

If watching One Piece has taught me anything, it's that your greatest treasure are the people that you hold dear, and the times you have to spend with them. Surely for me, one of my greatest treasures is my small circle of friends, the bonds we have, and the many adventures we have together. 

Coming back from a multi week break, before I get back where I left off, I grab the mic and rant about technology and briefly hit up on some life updates. 

Sup Y'all, this is yo boi, Asiago, kicking the year off with a bang, quite a few of them actually. Mr. Bill's in huge debt, and trigger-happy gang leader Big Mofo wants his money back. With blood-thirsty psycho Alex the Fox by his side, will Mr. Bill survive long enough to be able to see his son, or will the terror-two bust him up to oblivion? Tune in to find out!

Hey y'all it's ya ranting boi, Asiago, coming back atcha with another stupid argument. Of what exactly? Nothing complicated or important really, just why on God's GREEN earth people mistake PURPLE as RED, and GREEN as WHITE!!!???! 

Sup Y'all, we three trees are atcha again with some more of our favorite theories about Spiderman*, Robots, and lest we forget....ALIENS! Tune in to hear all about it.  *Spoilers for No Way Home from 9:31 - 20:51

Sup Y'all, this is ya boi Asiago with a couple of guests up in here! Firstly, we have our returning guest l, the man with all the theories, Mr. Nobody! As well, we have a new voice on the show, the music artist known as Electric Bacon! On tonight's show, we talk about all kinds of random shit surly to interest your listening holes!

Sup Y'all, it's ya boi Asiago back atcha again with some more dreams! I made this podcast like right after waking up at 6:30ish in the evening, so I may sound a bit slurred or whatever, but on the good side, I was at least able to remember my dreams for more than 2 seconds after waking up so I could tell ya about them!

He strikes back of the end of the season, you know him, you love him, you've even made memes about him....it's CHAD!!!!! Tonight, we talk about a variety of mental based topics, from the psychology of a criminal to psychological warfare! 

Sup all Y'all, it's ya boi, Asiago, back atcha once more with a side adventure. Last Mr. Bill episode, Bill was unfortunately taken by Big Mofo and his gang of rag tags, without leaving a trace of where they were heading. How will we find him? Will it be through magic? Science? Santa Clause?!?!?!!! Tune in to find out!

So alot has changed in my life, big, small, good, and many other life changing turnabouts have formed in the last year. Yet none of it could have happened if it wasn't for an important, as well as very depressing, plot point in my life as I grow into the man God needs me to develop into. 

Sup guys, this be yo boi Asiago back atcha again. This time around, we're taking Mr. Bill (by force) to see his 'wonderful' little sister.......... Aint Noma 😒 as well as his older sister, Aunt JeMama, in his 'grand' return to his home church! Now Mr. Bill must face his greatest foe, family matters (no, not the TV show *insert Urkel laugh*)! 

HOLA! On today's show, we're taking it back. Back to the streets? No. Back to the future? No. Back in black? still no. We're taking it to the backroom! Dez Mon takes his swing at roasting the hell outta Store Manager Bill, and Juanny Chancho eventually steps into the fiesta while I'm too busy throwing the truck. 

Howdy Y'all!!! As I keep having things to do, I have yet another guest, Uncle Larry, interview our reoccurring guest, Uncle Bill! Well, one thing's for sure, they indeed did take the show to the streets and brought it to places this show has never been before, despite this, I'm still pissed that Uncle Larry invited his Diet Coke addicted buddy over while I was out! 

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Sup Y'all, it's yo boi Asiago back at cha again on the podcast, this time around I bring along my EPIC twin bro (you might know him from his You Tube series on XFLiX). On tonight's episode, we roast the living snot outta the worst substitute teacher we've ever had, Mr. Bill (who's also on today's podcast because why the hell not?)

So 7 years ago, I was smart, so smart in fact that I had built an entire secret lab where I performed alot of experiments at. One of those experiments led to my best friend turning into the greatest super hero the tri-city area had ever seen, Rice Man!

So tonight we have a special guest with us, straight outta one of my favorite burger chains, Jack in the Box (or as Uncle Larry likes to call it, Gag in a Bag). Tonight's topic sure is a scary one, it's the big P (don't get dirty ideas now). Yep, thats right, we're talking about POLITICAL "FAKSSS"!!!