We Belong Dead

It's time to get shook up, boys and girls! That's right Deaders, it's that time again where Uncle Lono and Ian take a moment and reassess their rankings of their Scare Exchange lists. And now that we're 40 titles deep, you may be shocked at how some of these flicks shimmied up or down the list. We know we were! So get cozy and let's get into it with the We Belong Dead: Scare Exchange Shake-Up! Hav...

What a helluva start to the new year, dear Deaders. But never fear, once we address the miserable elephant in the room, we get back into the swing of things. We've got tons of news, discuss some awesome movies we've recently seen, a new and surprising Scare Exchange, and an honest to god culinary journey. That and more await you, so prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead 138! Have any questions or...

It's a Christmas miracle! Because you Deaders have been so nice (or the best kind of naughty, depending on how you look at it), Santa's favorite deranged helpers are back in the studio to give you one last dose of wonderful nonsense before the year's end. So sit back, make sure your Rudolph nose is securely fastened, and enjoy We Belong Dead 137! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a me...

Freaks! Weirdos! Deaders! Lend us your ears! Well, in typical We Belong Dead fashion, we are releasing our SUPER-SIZED 31 Days of Halloween episode in mid-December, but I hope you'll find that the wait was worth it! Here we do everything from touch on horror classics, to dissect some newer titles in our beloved genre. 70+ films discussed, including our very raw thoughts on a divisive new "game-cha...

Come with us, faithful listeners, as we navigate the depths of the catacombs at We Belong Dead Industries. What have we found in the dusty old store rooms? The feature spotlight episode of House of 1,000 Corpses! We figured that it'd be a good companion episode for this year's Spookfuckular. So settle in, and get a blast from the far off time of 2018, back when we actually did things like preparat...

It's the first weekend in November, so you know what time it is. That's right kiddies, it's time to get cozy with your coolest bad influence uncles, Lono and Ian, and dig into the Halloween Spookfuckular 2024! This year we've got a helluva double feature commentary for two of the best Halloween flicks out there: House of 1,000 Corpses and Murder Party! So settle in and let's end this Spooky Season...

They doubted us. They said it couldn't be done. But oh you dear Deaders, we are back in the studio to give you the demented content that you crave! It's gonna be a slightly different one this time around though, as we had to forgo a couple of our normal segments in preparation for our 31 Days of Halloween 2024 episode. But don't fret! We've still got the news coverage, sweet tunage, Scare Exchange...

After a much too long absence, we have belly crawled out of the muck and mire that life has thrown at us recently to get back in the studio. That's right, the reefer-fueled ramblings from your favorite horror nerds are back in a big bad way. You know what coming atcha: News! Random, Andy Rooney-esque observations! Groovy tunes! Movie discussions! And a big, sloppy double dose of the ole Scare Exch...

We are back in the studio boils and ghouls, so you know what you're in for! That's right, we've got all the horror news that our inside sources (Bloody Disgusting) can compile, some top-tier Rando Lono, a ton of flicks that we watched, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and so much more! So strap in and get ready for We Belong Dead 134! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our...

After our brief commentary-ridden departure, we are back in the studio for business as usual. That's right, this episode is chock full of horror news (especially for you gamers out there), a ton of stuff that we watched, and even more ramblings from Rando Lono than normal. Add to that a brand spankin' new Scare Exchange and some electrifying tunes, and we've got one helluva show for ya with We Bel...

Well folks, we've been threatening to do this for awhile, and the boys at We Belong Dead always make good on their threats. That's right, it's time to get sweaty and weird as we present to you the best commentary track that two horror lovin' stoners could produce for Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! Come along for the ride as we delve deep into this wonderfully weirdo flick where almo...

It's time for a chill one, folks. The world is burning (both figuratively and literally), we're all kinda wiped out, and Jason Blum is still making horror movies. So this one's gonna be a bit more laid back. But don't you worry, because we're still hittin' ya with horror news, some Rando Lono, discussion on recently watched films including some *GASP* modern releases, and a surprisingly civil Scar...

After a brief break, the fellas at We Belong Dead are back to bring you the Stoney horror goodness that you so fervently crave! It's been a tough few weeks for the genre, as many icons have fallen. But once we give them their due, we switch gears and give you the news, anti-USPS rants, Danzig-helmed disasters, some super groovy tunes and a double dose of Scare Exchange! All that and more await you...

Hope you Deaders are ready, because it's about to get fuckin' weird in here! That's right, the best horror lovin' stoners in the podcasting biz are back to bring you a heaping helping of auditory delights. So strap in, and pray to the Old Gods that you're prepared for We Belong Dead 130! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webe...

As with all journeys, this one has come to an end, fellow Object hunters. But hoo boy, what an ending it is! In the series finale, the Occupant is found, Ruber becomes a god (?), reunions are had, and Kreutzfeld starts blastin! Some questions are answered, and (perhaps a frustrating amount of) new ones are posed. Among all of this, the gang at We Belong Dead hope you enjoyed going on this adventur...

Good gravy, boys and girls, do we have a show for you! This episode, Lono and a podcasting punch drunk Ian hit the ground running to give you the latest in horror news, talk about some super solid movie viewings, and have a refreshingly fun Scare Exchange. All that and more await, so y'all better prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead 129! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to...

Kreutzfeld is back baby! That's right, on this episode, the least and most interesting characters on this show come together as Joe and Karl join forces to track down The Vault. Or was it The Crypt? Either way, things get weird as many more objects are brought into play and true motivations are revealed. Also, Ruber has well and truly lost his damn mind. All that and more await you as you once aga...

After a brief hiatus, we are back in the studio to feed you ravenous Deaders the content that you so desperately crave! We flew a little too close to the sun last episode, so the universe smacked us down with some heavy hitter RIPs this time around. But once we get that nasty business wrapped up, we've got an episode full up to the gills with horror news, some ponderings from the Grand Poobah Lono...

And we are back to spend even more time in the most magical of shitty motels, with The Lost Room - Episode 4: The Box! In this segment, Wally and Joe go ghost hunting, uglies are dramatically bumped, Ruber has a religious experience, and Kevin Pollack is sorely missed. All that and more await you, so dive on into Dude, Where's My Room Episode 4! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a mes...

Oh lawd do we have a hullabaloo in store for you, dear Deaders! That's right, it's that time again for your favorite stoner sultans of swing to hit the studio and give you the horror-centric goodness that you so crave. So strap in as we delve into such topics as insufferable Instagram "personalities", our fumbling of the oh so sensitive AI debate, Ian discovers what horror movies you absolutely sh...

  Imagine if you will, a time before the pandemic and lockdown, more importantly, a time before Halloween 2018 was released. Masks weren't a mandate, and Michael Myers' return was simply a trailer giving us all hope for the best. Well, with this re-release of ep. 58, we travel back to that time, 2018, to revisit a We Belong Dead Spotlight Episode, as a companion piece to Paul Waller's 1995 pt. 2 e...

Lono here! Wanna hear me ramble on about how incredible Late Night with the Devil is? Well, this is the Fresh Grave for you! Made spectacularly by the Cairnes Bros., with a killer cast led by the masterful David Dastmalchian, Late Night with the Devil left me in quite a spooky haze. Hear all about it here and now with this brand new Fresh Grave! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #HorrorM...

Welcome, dearest Deaders, to a brand-new series! Lono here, to introduce you all to Tony, and his charmingly demented ramblings about our beloved genre. In this incredibly fun pilot episode, Tony introduces himself and his unique approach to horror. From video stores and those glorious VHS covers, to classics that stick with you for life, Tony has ya covered! So, fire up a joint, and have those mu...

Hoo boy, what a ride! This episode we get more of that sweet, sweet Kevin Pollak goodness, learn more about The Legion/Order/Whatever Else, Ruber is sweepy and straight up sets a guy on fire, and we get the raddest firefight ever seen that revolves around a hair comb. All of that and so much more awaits you on Dude, Where's My Room! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our s...

It's time to get weird, kiddies. But that's what you came here for, right? This episode, we get a bit unhinged (and by "we", I mostly mean Lono) as we talk horror news, Ian's recent travels, Lynchian strangeness, The Last Drive In and the correct way to make grilled cheese sandwiches, and Lono takes a turn as your favorite stoner Andy Rooney. Add to that a very polarizing Scare Exchange, and you'v...