We Belong Dead

Well we've suffered some serious losses this time, dear Deaders. Both in life and in entertainment, as it turns out. But we are gonna keep on keepin' on, power through the sadness, and continue to provide you with the best content that two reefer-fueled, horror obsessed weirdos can produce! So strap in, because We Belong Dead 155 is gonna be a bit of a rollercoaster.  Want to check out some "class...

Listen up, you beautiful Deaders, because the fellas at We Belong Dead have a special treat for ya! Your favorite weirdo uncles, Lono and Ian, have been tasked by the wonderful people at Rayolight Productions to check out their newest flick: Paranormal Investigations. So that we did, and we're ready to share our findings with you, dear listeners in this special episode (spoilers: it was an absolut...

So sorry for the delay boys and girls, but an ice-pocalypse hit us, as well as multiple bouts with the plague. But we are back baby, and ready to get back to it! So everybody hold hands and look both ways, and let's embark on the journey that is We Belong Dead 154! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from ye...

All right you dirty lil Deaders, your favorite horror loving stoners have something for ya. It's back to business as usual, as Ian and Lono shuffle on into the studio to provide you with a new dose of WBD goodness. It's not a "special" episode or a four and a half hour mega episode, but there's something comfortable about reverting to normalcy, right? So kick back, relax, and let us gently scrub y...

Well 2025 is dead and gone, so what better way to start the new year than with the boys at We Belong Dead? It's been awhile since we've recorded a regular episode, so of course, this is gonna be a beefy one. Next episode will likely bring us back to normal, so until then, kick back and let us stuff your ear holes with a heaping dose of We Belong Dead 152! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episo...

Gather 'round the fire, boys and girls. Because your favorite weird uncles, Lono and Ian, have a very special Christmas gift for you: THE Scrooged feature-length commentary! And you know how people say that a handmade gift shows more love and is better than a store-bought one, and how that's usually bullshit? Well THIS time it's actually true! So get cozy and snuggle up, because it's time for the...

Well, it's December, and you know what that means. That's right kids, it's time for Uncle Lono and Ian to tell you about all the horrific flicks they watched in October! We are keeping the 31 for 31 tradition alive and are here to ramble for pert near four hours about it. So get comfy, cus it's about to be a long and bumpy ride! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://d...

Hey there kiddies! It's time for your weird, hetero-life mate, podcasting uncles Lono and Ian to check in. How was your hallowed season? Get any razorblades in your candy? Anyways, we've got some treats in store for ya right here and now with We Belong Dead 151! And be sure to keep those dirty little eyes peeled for the upcoming 31 Days of Halloween 2025 Special! As mentioned in the episode, we en...

Gather 'round, boils and ghouls, as we treat you with your favorite Halloween tradition: We Belong Dead's Spookfuckular! That's right, your favorite reefer-fueled horror podcasters are bringing to you a double feature commentary episode, and this year's theme is sequels. First up, is the wonderfully ridiculous (and Mama Lono's favorite horror movie) House 2: The Second Story! Following that is the...

Hoo boy, just call us the Amityville franchise with the way we keep churning shit out! That's right kiddies, we are STILL on schedule and are here to give you your regular dose of reefer-fueled horror goodness. This episode is chock full of goodies like horror news, groovy tunes, the latest Scare Exchange, and much more, including even more discussion on how Larry Fessenden is basically the Lemmy...

Is that We Belong Dead coming atcha with a damn three-peat!?! That's right kiddies, we are STILL on schedule, and we're not sure if that should make us proud or worried. But this episode has got something special for everyone, including ballads by the great Shawn Mullins, Indiana Jones ripoffs, and the magic of pebble ice. Oh, and there's also some crap about horror movies too. So strap in and pre...

So the world is on fire, and we aren't sure if the fact that we're staying on schedule is a sign of healing or of the end times. I think we'll let you Deaders decide. But in the meantime, check out this newest batch of ooey gooey stoner-horror goodness with We Belong Dead 148!!! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister at: Re...

What's that? You can't believe that we actually got back in the studio on schedule? Well, that makes three of us. But believe it kiddos, because we are back to give you the reefer-fueled nonsense that you so desperately crave! We've got wrestling of both the regular AND horror variety, a movie about a magical little person who's obsessed with gold that isn't The Leprechaun, 80s teen idols bearing...

Against all odds, and seemingly the will of the dark lord himself, the boys at We Belong Dead are back in the studio! That's right, we've bested the plague, bodily harm, and general exhaustion to get behind the mic again, and now it's your problem. So get ready for the latest (ish) horror news, some groovy tunes, a somewhat contentious Scare Exchange, and so much more as we present to you We Belon...

Hello creatures of the night! It's another awkward solo-Lono adventure we call "Fresh Graves"! Contained herein you will find many excuses, a bit-o horror news, a slight personal update, 2 other horror podcasts that are WELL-WORTH your time and ears, along with a peek behind the curtain at some near-future plans for We Belong Dead as we slowly enter the Autumn of our 10th year doing this thing! Ho...

Look out, boys and girls, cuz we got a big'un coming through! That's right, it's been a minute since we've recorded, so you're in for an even girthier than usual episode. And it is chock full of goodies like werewolves vs. German shepherds, childhood trauma-inducing animation, Liam Neeson punching carnies, and more Jerry Lee Lewis than you can shake a statutory rape charge at. All that, a double d...

After yet another brief hiatus, your favorite reefer-fueled horror hounds are back in the studio! And this episode is full of Mojo, horror news, a mega sized double Scare Exchange, and much more to sink your teeth into. So get ready, beca use We Belong Dead 144 is comin' atcha! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister at: Reg...

Well hot damn, it's FINALLY here! Lono has made good on his promise of a tribute to the late last great wildman of American music, the legendary Mojo Nixon! Wrapped around a full Mojo live show he attended in 2001, Lono gives the full story of his short time basking in the crazed shadow of true hero, Mojo! It was a weird, amazing world back then. And for Lono, this was the last honest strange and...

Hell yeah, we are back in the studio, on time and on point! That's right, we are actually on schedule to give you thirsty bitches your regular fix of horror goodness. And we have got all kinds of treats for ya, including a brand new recast AND Scare Exchange! So get cozy and snuggle up to the auditory pleasure known as We Belong Dead 143! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your...

Alright kids, you know what time it is. That's right, it's time to listen up as your favorite stoned horror nerds give you some more of that sweet podcasting for your listening pleasure. And this is chock full of goodies like weirdo animated flicks, Tom Atkins being the sexiest muthafucka around, a whole lotta Joe Bob, and the best damn Nancy Grace impression that you've ever heard! So prepare you...

Welcome back kiddies! The boys are back in the studio to bring you that gooey podcastin' goodness that you need. And it's been awhile since we've done a regular format show, so it's a beefy one filled with things like slimy interdimensional creatures, House of Pain, a metric ton of horror news, and more talk of toast with jam than you'll find on any other horror podcast! So strap in and prepare yo...

What's that? A new Fresh Grave and it's been recorded by *GASP* Ian?!? That's right kiddies, time for your OTHER favorite horror podcaster to take the reins on a solo episode! Though to be fair, it isn't exactly a solo venture, because our brother-in-pod and co-conspirator Paul Waller actually had the inspiration to put this baby together.  So get comfy, and listen to the most luscious voice that...

Well, it looks like the second time's a charm, kiddies. Praise Mocata, this recording of 140 survived! So come with us as we toast the fallen, catch up on some horror news, plunge the depths of Lono's mind, and rank the newest Scare Exchange since the last shake up. All that and more await you, dear Deaders, so buckle up and enjoy We Belong Dead 140! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you t...

Hey there hooligans! Lono here, with a rather impromptu Fresh Grave, born out of a technical issue with WBD ep. 140. But worry not, a souped up 140 will be on it's way very soon. So, until then, ya get to hear me ramble through some horror news awkwardly while drowning in pollen, won't that be fun!? Deaders, we love ya, and truly appreciate yer ears, so thank ya for sticking with us. WBD ep. 140 i...

We are back in the studio boys and girls, and now it's your problem! And it's been awhile since we've done a regular episode, so this one's a big'un. So let's go on this journey together as we address WAY too many RIPs and a ton of news. Then we delve  into some deep Lono thoughts, discuss some flicks that we've recently seen (including some *gasp* new films), and break out a brand new Scare Excha...