We Belong Dead

That smell of stale popcorn swimming in butter, and the crack of a Twizzler smacking someone's kinky ass can only mean one thing... Another trip to The Fort! Join Lono in this episode as we meet a wise-cracking investigative reporter AND The Hell Priest! This one was a fun ride down nostalgia street, so come on in, play a few levels of Elevator Action in the shitty arcade, and cozy up right here,...

It's an Independence Day miracle! That's right kids, we dodged the barrage of Walmart fireworks to get into the studio once again for your listening pleasure! So don your finest Chinese-made American flag apparel, and let's get into We Belong Dead 161! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to  https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com  to listen to our ramblings from years past! H...

Well, well, well, we have finally been legally cleared to release this very controversial interview with the most dangerous filmmaker of our time, the infamous Raymond Wallace...Ok fine, there is no danger, and sure, Raymond garners little infamy. HOWEVER, this is a truly wonderful 2+ hour interview with a man following his dream of making horror films! The 1st half of this chat focuses on indepen...

Heads up, Deaders, we're comin' in hot! That's right boys and girls, the stoned maestros of the macabre are back in the studio to please your ear holes with some (mostly) horror goodness. So let's get to it with We Belong Dead 160! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or co...

Welcome back to The Fort, Deaders! This go around, Lono recalls 2 films he did not care for at all, won't that be fun? First up is a confusing mess of garbage starring the 2 Coreys, followed by one of the most obnoxious and irritating performances ever burned onto film! Grab yer corn and yer Cherry Coke and head on in, the trailers have already started... #Horror #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmalltownGri...

The doors finally open on the Small Town Grindhouse, and yer curator, Lono, has a doozy of a double-feature to kick this thing off! From his "innocent" childhood we bring you Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, paired with a diabolical trip (quite literally) from his teen years, when he was 1st introduced to Sutter Cane, from the maestro, John Carpenter. It's a ride for sure. So please, grab yer popcorn and...

Well it has, at last, begun! Welcome to the Small Town Grindhouse, with your humble curator, Lono. Ep. 0 will give you all the background info you need to know to enter the greasy lobby of the Fort Entertainment Center, as Lono takes you on a scattered, weird journey of very random double-features he witnessed hisownself in the 80's and 90's! Please enjoy this primer to Nostalgia, and remember, it...

Cinch up your britches, boys and girls, because this is a wild one! We've got tons of goodies for ya this time including all the horror news you could ask for, upsetting 90s movies that somehow got made, gas station egg salad sandwiches, the first entries into the Scare Exchange Vol. 2, and so much more! Plus some groovy tunes from the likes of Dr. Hook and co. To help it all go down smooth. So pu...

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Well we've been threatening to do this for awhile now, and now we've finally made good. That's right you filthy Deaders, Lono and Ian have cobbled together and locked in the ranking of the first fifty entries in their Scare Exchanges! No shuffling around anymore, these are now written in stone. And this episode is a big'un (we are talking about 100 movies, natch), so prepare yourselves for a long...

We are back in the thick of it, kiddies! And boy oh boy, do we have a girthy one for you this time. We've got a buncha news, some serious Mattel-related confessions, a ton of movie discussions, and so much more in store for you beautiful Deaders! So get comfy and let's get into it with We Belong Dead 158! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpre...

Good news, boys and girls! We are back at it and serving up a heaping pile of horror goodness, delivered straight to ya! And be sure to keep an eye out for our extra special Scare Exchange Season One finale, coming your way in a couple of weeks. But for now prepare your ear holes for We Belong Dead 157! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress...

Well there's unfortunately no regular episode this week (sad noises), HOWEVER, Lono has been busy in the lab with a new experiment (more, even sadder noises) He has been threatening this for weeks, and now at last, we unleash LONO's AUDIO DUNGEON! A short horror story, taking place at Christmas, positing a theory regarding the TRUE (?) story behind what the hell Enya may in fact, truly be. Oh the...

Prepare yourselves, dearest Deaders, because this is a gonna be a long and chaotic one. On top of our normal shenanigans, we've got an obscene amount of listener emails, the final (for this "season") Scare Exchange, and maaayyyyybe a bit too much THC ingestion. So strap in kiddies, cuz We Belong Dead 156 is gonna be a helluva ride! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https:...

Well we've suffered some serious losses this time, dear Deaders. Both in life and in entertainment, as it turns out. But we are gonna keep on keepin' on, power through the sadness, and continue to provide you with the best content that two reefer-fueled, horror obsessed weirdos can produce! So strap in, because We Belong Dead 155 is gonna be a bit of a rollercoaster.  Want to check out some "class...

Listen up, you beautiful Deaders, because the fellas at We Belong Dead have a special treat for ya! Your favorite weirdo uncles, Lono and Ian, have been tasked by the wonderful people at Rayolight Productions to check out their newest flick: Paranormal Investigations. So that we did, and we're ready to share our findings with you, dear listeners in this special episode (spoilers: it was an absolut...

So sorry for the delay boys and girls, but an ice-pocalypse hit us, as well as multiple bouts with the plague. But we are back baby, and ready to get back to it! So everybody hold hands and look both ways, and let's embark on the journey that is We Belong Dead 154! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from ye...

All right you dirty lil Deaders, your favorite horror loving stoners have something for ya. It's back to business as usual, as Ian and Lono shuffle on into the studio to provide you with a new dose of WBD goodness. It's not a "special" episode or a four and a half hour mega episode, but there's something comfortable about reverting to normalcy, right? So kick back, relax, and let us gently scrub y...

Well 2025 is dead and gone, so what better way to start the new year than with the boys at We Belong Dead? It's been awhile since we've recorded a regular episode, so of course, this is gonna be a beefy one. Next episode will likely bring us back to normal, so until then, kick back and let us stuff your ear holes with a heaping dose of We Belong Dead 152! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episo...

Gather 'round the fire, boys and girls. Because your favorite weird uncles, Lono and Ian, have a very special Christmas gift for you: THE Scrooged feature-length commentary! And you know how people say that a handmade gift shows more love and is better than a store-bought one, and how that's usually bullshit? Well THIS time it's actually true! So get cozy and snuggle up, because it's time for the...

Well, it's December, and you know what that means. That's right kids, it's time for Uncle Lono and Ian to tell you about all the horrific flicks they watched in October! We are keeping the 31 for 31 tradition alive and are here to ramble for pert near four hours about it. So get comfy, cus it's about to be a long and bumpy ride! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://d...

Hey there kiddies! It's time for your weird, hetero-life mate, podcasting uncles Lono and Ian to check in. How was your hallowed season? Get any razorblades in your candy? Anyways, we've got some treats in store for ya right here and now with We Belong Dead 151! And be sure to keep those dirty little eyes peeled for the upcoming 31 Days of Halloween 2025 Special! As mentioned in the episode, we en...

Gather 'round, boils and ghouls, as we treat you with your favorite Halloween tradition: We Belong Dead's Spookfuckular! That's right, your favorite reefer-fueled horror podcasters are bringing to you a double feature commentary episode, and this year's theme is sequels. First up, is the wonderfully ridiculous (and Mama Lono's favorite horror movie) House 2: The Second Story! Following that is the...

Hoo boy, just call us the Amityville franchise with the way we keep churning shit out! That's right kiddies, we are STILL on schedule and are here to give you your regular dose of reefer-fueled horror goodness. This episode is chock full of goodies like horror news, groovy tunes, the latest Scare Exchange, and much more, including even more discussion on how Larry Fessenden is basically the Lemmy...

Is that We Belong Dead coming atcha with a damn three-peat!?! That's right kiddies, we are STILL on schedule, and we're not sure if that should make us proud or worried. But this episode has got something special for everyone, including ballads by the great Shawn Mullins, Indiana Jones ripoffs, and the magic of pebble ice. Oh, and there's also some crap about horror movies too. So strap in and pre...