We Belong Dead

Happiest of spooky seasons to you and yours, dear Deaders! During this time of year, there are a few things that you know you can count on. Things such as seeing lame but still weirdly sexual couple's costumes, your drunk uncle wearing ethnically inappropriate attire, or the fact that chances are good you're gonna see someone's skivvies on full display at any Halloween party you go to(and it's nev...

Very We Belong Dead, very evil!  That's right Deaders, we are back in the studio and ready to bring an old fashioned ruckus right to your pert little ear holes. This episode, Lono has his heart broken by a new This or That challenge, we discuss Bigfoots, summer camp takes a strange turn, and so much more! This is the last regular episode before Halloween, but don't worry because we've got a couple...

Welcome back to The Fort! This go-around, Lono has a wacky, madcap double-feature sure to tickle yer funny bones AND yer nostalgia nooks. The delightfully wild John Ritter led, Stay Tuned, followed by an oddly NOT raunchy Ski comedy, Ski Patrol! It's a fun pairing fo sho! So grab some corn, a Cherry Coke, and find yer seats, here at The Small Town Grindhouse!  #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmallTownGrindh...

Holy hell, you sweet-ass Deaders! Look at us, your favorite horror-lovin', stoned uncles keeping up with a recording schedule! This one's a bit of a lighter bite, but don't you fret, because we've got a a ton of goodies headed your way all month. But for now, dig into We Belong Dead 168! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen t...

Well, well, well...Small Town Grindhouse returns with another chaotic, random double-feature that Lono saw at the Legendary Fort Entertainment Center lo so many years ago! This reel includes a very underappreciated gem from the Carpenter catalogue, and a bit of a beloved switcheroo for the late great John Candy! Skip the disgusting chocolate covered raisins, grab a Cherry Coke and sneak in a whole...

Hey there boys and girls! It's that time again, so scoot on in real close and let Ol' Lono and Ian talk atcha for a spell. This episode has got it all including topics such as: old man candy bars that are somehow still on the shelf, improv game shows that are actually good, and sexy Italian Indiana Jones movies. Oh, and we talk about some actual horror stuff too. So settle in and get ready for We...

When last we met, dear Deaders, we had a bit of a rough go of it. Some beloved titans fell, and it kind of threw a pall over the whole affair. But we are back this episode with substantially less bad news to share, and we think you're gonna dig it. So brace yourselves for some good old fashioned tomfoolery from your favorite reefer-fueled, horror lovin uncs, with We Belong Dead 166! Want to check...

This one's a bit of a tough one, sweet Deaders. We've lost some titans of the genre, and entertainment in general, recently and we did our damndest to not make it a completely sullen endeavor. But with the sadness comes some fun stuff too, like a brand new Scare Exchange! So sit your happy asses down and take a listen to your favorite stoner uncles, for We Belong Dead 165! Want to check out some "...

Get ready kiddies, because this episode has got a triple threat coming atcha! That's right, we are joined yet again in the studio by Mr. Rayolight himself, Raymond Wallace. The mad maestro behind Paranormal Investigations is back to shoot the shit and lend some much needed credibility to the show. So get comfy as we talk new talent in the genre, rediscover lost flicks of old, say farewell to some...

Get ready kiddos, cuz this one's a doozy! This episode, the boys in the bunker tackle such topics as Troma films, Woody Harrelson's weirdly amazing 90s era, claymation fruit mascots, and the most upsetting Mickey Rooney role that doesn't involve prosthetic teeth. All that, plus a new Scare Exchange and much more await you. So open up them ear holes and let We Belong Dead 163 slide on in! Want to c...

We've got a super special surprise for you degenerate Deaders, because loyal listener/mail writer Sami is in the studio! That's right, the man who is willing to wax poetic on all things Enya is with us to contribute to We Belong Dead 162. So sit down, strap in, and enjoy! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings...

That smell of stale popcorn swimming in butter, and the crack of a Twizzler smacking someone's kinky ass can only mean one thing... Another trip to The Fort! Join Lono in this episode as we meet a wise-cracking investigative reporter AND The Hell Priest! This one was a fun ride down nostalgia street, so come on in, play a few levels of Elevator Action in the shitty arcade, and cozy up right here,...

It's an Independence Day miracle! That's right kids, we dodged the barrage of Walmart fireworks to get into the studio once again for your listening pleasure! So don your finest Chinese-made American flag apparel, and let's get into We Belong Dead 161! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to  https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com  to listen to our ramblings from years past! H...

Well, well, well, we have finally been legally cleared to release this very controversial interview with the most dangerous filmmaker of our time, the infamous Raymond Wallace...Ok fine, there is no danger, and sure, Raymond garners little infamy. HOWEVER, this is a truly wonderful 2+ hour interview with a man following his dream of making horror films! The 1st half of this chat focuses on indepen...

Heads up, Deaders, we're comin' in hot! That's right boys and girls, the stoned maestros of the macabre are back in the studio to please your ear holes with some (mostly) horror goodness. So let's get to it with We Belong Dead 160! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or co...

Welcome back to The Fort, Deaders! This go around, Lono recalls 2 films he did not care for at all, won't that be fun? First up is a confusing mess of garbage starring the 2 Coreys, followed by one of the most obnoxious and irritating performances ever burned onto film! Grab yer corn and yer Cherry Coke and head on in, the trailers have already started... #Horror #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmalltownGri...

The doors finally open on the Small Town Grindhouse, and yer curator, Lono, has a doozy of a double-feature to kick this thing off! From his "innocent" childhood we bring you Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, paired with a diabolical trip (quite literally) from his teen years, when he was 1st introduced to Sutter Cane, from the maestro, John Carpenter. It's a ride for sure. So please, grab yer popcorn and...

Well it has, at last, begun! Welcome to the Small Town Grindhouse, with your humble curator, Lono. Ep. 0 will give you all the background info you need to know to enter the greasy lobby of the Fort Entertainment Center, as Lono takes you on a scattered, weird journey of very random double-features he witnessed hisownself in the 80's and 90's! Please enjoy this primer to Nostalgia, and remember, it...

Cinch up your britches, boys and girls, because this is a wild one! We've got tons of goodies for ya this time including all the horror news you could ask for, upsetting 90s movies that somehow got made, gas station egg salad sandwiches, the first entries into the Scare Exchange Vol. 2, and so much more! Plus some groovy tunes from the likes of Dr. Hook and co. To help it all go down smooth. So pu...

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Well we've been threatening to do this for awhile now, and now we've finally made good. That's right you filthy Deaders, Lono and Ian have cobbled together and locked in the ranking of the first fifty entries in their Scare Exchanges! No shuffling around anymore, these are now written in stone. And this episode is a big'un (we are talking about 100 movies, natch), so prepare yourselves for a long...

We are back in the thick of it, kiddies! And boy oh boy, do we have a girthy one for you this time. We've got a buncha news, some serious Mattel-related confessions, a ton of movie discussions, and so much more in store for you beautiful Deaders! So get comfy and let's get into it with We Belong Dead 158! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpre...

Good news, boys and girls! We are back at it and serving up a heaping pile of horror goodness, delivered straight to ya! And be sure to keep an eye out for our extra special Scare Exchange Season One finale, coming your way in a couple of weeks. But for now prepare your ear holes for We Belong Dead 157! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress...

Well there's unfortunately no regular episode this week (sad noises), HOWEVER, Lono has been busy in the lab with a new experiment (more, even sadder noises) He has been threatening this for weeks, and now at last, we unleash LONO's AUDIO DUNGEON! A short horror story, taking place at Christmas, positing a theory regarding the TRUE (?) story behind what the hell Enya may in fact, truly be. Oh the...

Prepare yourselves, dearest Deaders, because this is a gonna be a long and chaotic one. On top of our normal shenanigans, we've got an obscene amount of listener emails, the final (for this "season") Scare Exchange, and maaayyyyybe a bit too much THC ingestion. So strap in kiddies, cuz We Belong Dead 156 is gonna be a helluva ride! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https:...