Willie B's Stupid Stories

Man cuts off his own Junk, then lights it on fire See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coach spends all the Little League Money on Strip Clubs and Gambling See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man cuts off own penis after doing way too much Meth See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Kills Girlfriend.  He then dies after dragging her body 35 feet into the woods. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police find drugs in a Bag labeled "Definitely no Drugs in Here" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman Trades Foster girl for A Monkey See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

White Couple has a Non-White Baby.  The Fertility Clinic has some Problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are trying to Scam your Grandparents out of Gold and Crypto! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police Officer pulls a gun on Co-Worker who was Heating up Fish in the Microwave See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Women were arrested when their Mother was found in a Pull Out couch.  Story still Unfolding See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a Rollercoaster See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man jumps into a Smoking Chimney to Escape The Police.  Spoiler Alert:  He does not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE Knight Rider Car is in a Museum.  It managed to get a Speeding Ticket. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man swallows 2 pairs of expensive earrings, ends up pooping out 3 pairs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Steals 80,000 From Chic Fil A by Returning Mac and Cheese See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Words:  Fecal Vandalism See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman tosses a stick of dynamite into her boyfriends bed.  He lost a hand.  also, one company uploaded an AI program, and 9 seconds later, it deleted all their files.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Local Hero Spray paints Longmont Speed Cameras See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some Finnish Pilots are in trouble for flying in an Erect Formation See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Car gets stuck on the Train Tracks by Union Station.  Plus a man gets arrested for Swapping Lego for Pasta.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists found a new island off the coast of Antarctica See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man is upset at the high cost of Outback Steakhouse See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man with 4 Amputations  is a Corn hole champion, and he shot his buddy while driving See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets a DUI on an Electric Unicycle See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman kills her husband, then writes a kids book about Dealing with Grief. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.