Where We Parked

Season Five Finale. In this episode, Kevin and Jack join the congregation of Disney pin traders that worship the almighty Scoop. Praise be.

Jack tells Kevin about his trip to SeaWorld, just in time for the company to make a big splash in the news.

Kevin and Jack finally take a trip on the Jungle Cruise, but not that Jungle Cruise. The REAL Jungle Cruise. This episode contains plenty of monkey business and may cause you to go bananas.

Kevin and Jack (but mostly Kevin) tap into their inner evil and imagine a dystopian Walt Disney World that is much worse but much more profitable.

Kevin and Jack enter the boundless void of space to discuss some questionable marketing that Disney tried to pull in the 1970s.

Season Five Premiere. Kevin and Jack lace up their cleats and discuss the short-lived Florida theme park, Boardwalk and Baseball.

Season Four Finale. Kevin, Jack, and Rob discover a treasure trove of lawsuits made against Walt Disney World in the 1970s of varying frivolity.

In this explosive episode, Kevin and Jack discover a surprising number of bomb extortion attempts made against Walt Disney World in the early 1970s.

In this episode, Kevin and Jack discuss the recent collaboration of two infamous aquatic entertainment meccas: SeaWorld and Baby Shark. We are so sorry in advance.

Kevin and Jack attempt to see where the founder of the grocery store Publix, whose name is almost certainly not John Publix, fits into their rogues' gallery of Walt Disneys.

In this supersized episode, Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the World's Largest things by reading a list from Wikipedia that, in retrospect, is not particularly comprehensive. This episode covers everything from big chairs to big chickens to big pies, all while mispronouncing the names of probably every town that is featured.

Season Four Premiere. Kevin and Jack attempt to keep count of all of the dreams that Disney attempted to grant during a strange mid-2000s promotional event.

Season Three Finale. In the long-awaited conclusion to this season, Kevin and Jack are joined by Dan and Rob for a surreal and somewhat dark exploration into what Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress would be like if John Progress were real and also depressed.

Kevin asks Jack if he recalls the 2010-era rock band OneRepublic, and the two embark on a journey filled with several realizations and a lot of bad singing.

In this episode, Kevin recalls his childhood trip to Cripple Creek, Colorado and relays the action-packed history of the town to Jack.

Jack introduces Kevin to a new book by the former dean of Disney University, prompting Kevin to discuss his thoughts on motivational speakers.

Jack tells Kevin about an obscure theme park named Fun Junction USA that had a bit of trouble getting off the ground.

Season 3 Premiere. Kevin reads Jack and Rob several news stories from the early days of Disneyland, showcasing the peculiar issues that the park's security force encountered.

Season Two Finale. Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the palm tree fandom and their strange relationship with Walt Disney World.

Jack encourages Kevin to dive into the history of Central Florida's famous Gatorland.

Kevin tells Jack about Star Wars Weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios and one specific show that was performed during the event.

Kevin and Jack discuss their thoughts on competitive eating and stumble across one specific eating competition that took place at Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe at Magic Kingdom.

Season Two Premiere. Bark bark. Ruff ruff. This episode is about dogs at Disney.

Season One Finale. Kevin tells Jack about Disneyland's New Fantasyland, and the two gain a new perspective on the park.