Wheels Up

Hey is that Kevin Bacon? Bee talks for way too long about the Fast and Furious franchise, James finds their sweet prince. There's girlbosses, war criminals, and patriots everywhere, watch your step! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter and insta: WheelsUpPod

Would Elle have a sunshine girlfriend or a himbo boyfriend? Is Derek Morgan a secret mess? Why is Spencer Reid obsessed with water? Where did JJ go? Does Gideon have daddy issues? Answers to none of these questions on this week's episode of Wheels Up! New episodes every other Wednesday! Find us on social medias: @WheelsUpPod

trigger warnings for: sexual assault, rape, transphobic language Machismo? More like machis-don't! In this episode of criminal minds, a drunk James and patient Bee discuss hispanic stereotypes, outdated terms for trans people, and questionable girlbosses. Join us on this whirlwind adventure! New episodes every other Wednesday! Find us on social media: @WheelsUpPod

What's your LA lesbian name? Mine is Pinky Robertson! Join us as we talk about bad queer representation, Reid's Main Character Syndrome, and Gideon's love of Modern Art! Jay and Bee don't make out in a pool, but they talk a lot about blonde women and destroying evidence. Find us on socials: WheelsUpPod and enjoy a new episode every other Wednesday!

Superheroes, Shrek, and Hallelujah oh my! Jay and I both looked at this episode and went “eh it was just fine” and then talked for nearly 3 hours. Stories cut from this episode to make sure it wasn’t a full 3 hours: Jay’s in-depth discussion on the SCU (the Shrek Cinematic Universe), the time Bee almost got hate crimed while trying to buy grilled cheese ingredients, and Jay getting the shit scared...

Somehow, this is our most serious and most scattered episode. Bestie Syd joins us to talk about Criminal Minds being racist as hell. We talk about Daddy Aaron, Actual Native American Actors, and Purposeful Song Choices. Jotch Rights! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter and insta: @WheelsUpPod

Things we talk about: Once Upon A Time, Big Auto propaganda, and Criminal Minds season 3 storylines. Things we DON’T talk about: episode 1x15 “Unfinished Business” of Criminal Minds. We go on so many tangents we don't know where one ends and the other begins and oh god this episode is like 2 hours long I'm sorry. Does anyone even read these anymore? Who knows! New episodes every other Wednesday! F...

James and Bee take the path less traveled as the adventure along their Erotic Lovemaps. Ride the lightning with us as we discuss our dream roadtrip car configurations, Bee turns out to be incredibly knowledgeable about music, and James does their best not to talk too much shit about Florida. New episodes come out every other Wednesday! Follow us in twitter and insta: @WheelsUpPod (@ us enough and...

I mean we all knew they were narcs but we didn’t know they were “in the pocket of big pharma” level narcs. Bee tells us fun facts, James knows things about poisons, and this episode is just pretty good! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter: @WheelsUpPod

Spoiler Alert: This episode gets our first ever 1/10! However, JJ in the episode? 10/10. Highly recommend! This episode has clowns, trucks, and nosy neighbors. Come join James and Bee as they TEAR THIS PLACE APART! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter: @WheelsUpPod

his week we reduce, reuse, recycle, in the worst way! Bee makes a joke for a very small venn diagram of super smash bros fans and criminal minds fans. Jason Gideon makes us lose our minds a little bit! Follow us on twitter: @WheelsUpPod

The satanic panic, a CW twenty, good kids breaking bad and Bee breaking out their film degree. James digs into why the Gideon says the things that he says. Bee says the word “interrogate” about a million times, sorry. This episode has it ALL, gang. Follow us on twitter! @WheelsUpPod New episodes come out every other Wednesday!

This episode is pretty on the rails, if you know what I mean. Welcome to film school with your hosts James and Bee, today we’re talking about diegetic sounds, The Great Train Robbery (1903), and expectations. This week we hop on the jet to discuss seagulls, merch, and how weird JJ’s outfit is.

Bloody door knobs, wasted coffee, and Gideon kicking rats! This one’s a doozy! Join James and Bee as they talk about dead worms, plumbers, and Hotch’s childhood trauma. Oh my! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on social media: @WheelsUpPod

James and Bee talk about stuff and things and criminal minds. I'm gonna be honest it's 3 am I'm not good at writing descriptions, usually James does this. So maybe tomorrow by the time y'all actually see this we'll have a good description! If not: you were here first and you can officially claim to be cool or something along those lines.

Y'all I'm sorry for the mullet slander on this one but I really just do not trust a motherfucker with a mullet unless it's a lesbian. I'm sorry that somebody had to say it and that somebody had to be me. Join us this week as we talk about Chekov's on top of Chekov's on top of Chekov's, Derek's incredible bullying, and Elle teaching Reid to shoot men in the dick!

Elle's trying to girlboss her way out of police brutality but I really don't think that's how this works. Join us as we talk about Chekov's bug sweep, chocolate, and lesbians not liking Shemar Moore. It's a doozy. New episodes come out every other Wednesday! You can find us on all socials : @WheelsUpPod 

trigger warning for rape and sexual violence This podcast? Barely a podcast. But we'd love it if you leave us a review on Apple podcasts! Criminal Minds has no real point and this week Bee gets really down about it, but if someone could get her the series bible for the first few seasons it would really cheer her up! Join us this week as we talk about the Jeid of it all, spicy yoga, JJ's hot girl s...

Two Cellphones, A DS’ Stylus, XX_Teen_Girl_Looking_For_Inmate_XX. It’s 2005, baby! Join us as we talk about bombs, JJ’s pink blazer, and email printouts. Join us every other Wednesday! Follow us on socials: @WheelsUpPod 

The BAU is an elite team of profilers who specialize in serial killers. That’s why they’re so dang perceptive. Too bad Criminal Minds is so dang stupid. Join us as we talk about Jeep Cherokees, chance encounters, and the sweet sound of Gideon calling an Unsub ‘Tiny Tim’. New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us everywhere: @WheelsUpPod

Three times on the third day on the third floor in the third office. Sugar. Sugar. Sugar. OMG? More like OCD. Join us as we talk about Chekov’s key, Karen, and Gideon’s penchant for bolting away from people who are trying to talk to him.

Welcome to Wheels Up, an episode by episode guide to Criminal Minds and all the wild shit that happens over the course of 300+ episodes! We're Bee and James, two lesbians who love this show a whole lot! We also kinda hate this show a whole lot. It's complicated. You'll see. Every other Wednesday we're gonna be diving in to an episode of Criminal Minds, starting from the beginning and going all the...